steveh1510
Life President
Irish, my arse!
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3 word story
- Thread starter steveh1510
- Start date
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- Tags
- soup
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Paddy gripped Steve
steveh1510
Life President
'aaahh Bisto'. Then
Vange Shrimper
Mrs Rock God
collapsed on his
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
<s>recently deflowered backside</s> big comfy sofa.
Surrey Blue
Coach
smoking a spliff
Custard Splat
First XI
as per usual.
Benfleetshrimp
Coach
Thinking of elephants
Shrimpersarmy
Available
covered in spunk
Fat Bastid
Coach
Prophet of Doom
Benfleetshrimp
Coach
likes it up......
The Artful Shrimper
President
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SHORT INTERLUDE
to recap....THE STORY SO FAR;-
I like soup but not croutons but with bread on a friday with a nice cup of tea, lump of poo as a garnish, cos Darryl's short little legs are not long enough to reach the edge of his 6 yard area without getting tired and without dropping one.
Kevin Maher onda other hand Looks like a Irish Sex God
“Irish, my arse!”
Paddy gripped Steve by his huge …………
Steve yelled out 'aaahh Bisto'.
Then collapsed on his <s>recently deflowered backside</s> big comfy sofa smoking a spliff talking absolute b******s as per usual whilst masterbating furiously thinking of elephants covered in spunk.
Prophet of Doom likes it up......
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as Ray Whinstone says replacing the pool balls...
"well carry on then..............."
SHORT INTERLUDE
to recap....THE STORY SO FAR;-
I like soup but not croutons but with bread on a friday with a nice cup of tea, lump of poo as a garnish, cos Darryl's short little legs are not long enough to reach the edge of his 6 yard area without getting tired and without dropping one.
Kevin Maher onda other hand Looks like a Irish Sex God
“Irish, my arse!”
Paddy gripped Steve by his huge …………
Steve yelled out 'aaahh Bisto'.
Then collapsed on his <s>recently deflowered backside</s> big comfy sofa smoking a spliff talking absolute b******s as per usual whilst masterbating furiously thinking of elephants covered in spunk.
Prophet of Doom likes it up......
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as Ray Whinstone says replacing the pool balls...
"well carry on then..............."
Fat Bastid
Coach
Overseas Shrimpers arse
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
*pause three word story*
Artful, yet again you make my day... feel bad that I couldn't help you secure the Cheeky Girls signed photo. Will a pint of beer do as recompense?!
Artful, yet again you make my day... feel bad that I couldn't help you secure the Cheeky Girls signed photo. Will a pint of beer do as recompense?!
The Artful Shrimper
President
*another pause*[b said:Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 21 2004,16:10)]*pause three word story*
Artful, yet again you make my day... feel bad that I couldn't help you secure the Cheeky Girls signed photo. Will a pint of beer do as recompense?!
Yes, to drown my sorrows more than adequate
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