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  1. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Your ultimate threesome partners.

    If you could have any two women in the world as part of a threesome who would it be? And for the fence sitters amongst you I am not allowing wives,husbands etc. Personally I would go for Jessica Simpson and Saskia from Big Brother years ago (Not that I liked the show just her). I think its...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Coincidence or something more???

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living...

  4. A great idea for easy money!!!

    I have a last thought of a great way for Ron to get some money in for Tilly. With all the storylines going on at SUFC, would it not pay us to contact BBC or ITV with a view to a soap opera based on us. Players getting hold of teamates wives, training ground bust ups, going to court, winding...
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Question Memory Card help / Digital Camera.

    Last week was one of my best mates birthdays and so a group of us went out in Brighton. Having started at 2pm the night as you can expect got a bit messy and we ended up in a bar where the women I am lead to believe take there clothes off for money. Personally I am too tight to part with money...
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    • bbq dts hes money wives
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    Keane 2 - The Revenge

    Imagine that you're an Ipswich Town player. The season is practically over and you're just far enough outside of the play-offs not to have to worry about them. Your wife has sorted out your summer holidays, a cheeky fortnight in Dubai to let the stresses and strains of a long, fruitless campaign...

  8. Nicky Nicolau's...

    ...missus features in this weeks Nuts.....Keira Jones...voted 56th in Footballers Wives...and worth an entry into the Totty Cup!
  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Hangovers

    I have been suffering all day with the hangover from hell. Is it me or do hangovers creep up on you later in the day the older you get? I felt a wee bit pished when i woke up and as the day progressed I got steadily worse. I have tried all the old wives tale remedies and nothing has worked...
  10. Slipperduke

    England Expects - And That's No Bad Thing

    If his first year was all about getting back to basics, Fabio Capello's second will be spent rebuilding England's tattered reputation. European football fans still laugh at the 'superpower' nation that couldn't even qualify for Euro08, but they will laugh no longer if Spain are vanquished in...
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point...
  12. J

    Shrimperzone... The Truth

    Well this is something which should clear things up, due to the fact there seems to be lots of arguements of right or wrong on here. First of all the cliques - Yes they all exist - We have the wives club, where all they do is discuss their next meeting, which jumper to knit, or stick up for...
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  13. Cat up a tree

    I always thought it was an old wives tail that cats climb trees and get stuck, but i have just spent an hour trying to help the next door neighbour get there cat out of a tree. I suggested getting out the hose pipe and shooting it down but she was having none of it. We tried everything, food...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Napster

    Echo today - Wag

    Queen of Wags returns to her 'Roots' By Alex McNally Comment | Read Comments (5) Top tips - Angie, centre, gives advice to modern day Wags Lizzie Cundy and Charley Uchea Buy this photo ANGIE Best came back to Southend to film part of a new television show about the lives of footballers'...
  15. OldBlueLady

    With apologies to Hils - the Thursday Quiz

    Open to all today, and probably far too easy being as the source is aimed at kids! 1. In Greek mythology, who killed the Minotaur? 2. What was the number of Dick Dastardly's car in Wacky Races? 3. In feet, how high is Ben Nevis? 4. Of his 11 brothers, only one was actually...
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  16. Foran's season over !

    just seen on OS that the Irish boy wonder ( cough cough ! ) :whistling: will play no further part for Darlo !! The injury ???? A groin strain ! Got my devious side wondering if any of the Darlington's players wives could throw any light on how and when the injury was sustained ??;)
  17. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
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  18. Swansea - the Shrimper truth

    Are Southend the most easterly club and Swansea the most westerly ? Anyway Tilson is talking up the fixture it looks like it might be worth the hassle - and personally I leave home thinking we can nick the points - no problem. Major worry was Macca as he was obviously feeling an injury...
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  19. DTS

    Wife swap's rule changes in our own lives.

    I am sure most of you are familiar with Wife Swap on Channel 4 - but for those of you who are not baiscally you get two generally weird couples and the wifes from each house swap places and go and live in the other ones house for two weeks. Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Napster

    Guardian today

    I'm in it! http://football.guardian.co.uk/theknowledge/story/0,,2197545,00.html Unlikely hotbeds of acting talent part 2: Paul Napper got in touch to point out Southend's surprisingly hearty involvement in Mike Bassett: England Manager. Not only was their former winger Andy Ansah the "football...
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