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  1. Stupid news quote alert

    This quote is by The family of a girl who vanished just seven miles from the Portuguese resort where Madeleine McCann disappeared and are convinced the cases are connected. "Whoever took Joana took Madeleine too, the distance is too small. And the police ignored everything we told them, they...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • cases madeleine mccann whoever
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. sufcintheprem

    Fantasy Prem - Portslade shrimpers

    Whoever owns this team has just made it a whole lot less comfortable atop the ShrimperZone fantasy premier league having leapfrogged the brilliantly name Athletic Club de Merk. Nineteen points ahead with two game weeks to go...

  3. Play off allocations..

    Is there a minimum clubs have to give away fans for their home leg... As we could sell the whole ground out to home fans for this game surely its in our intrest to keep away fans to the bare minimum.. Likewise for whoever we play in the away leg.. Obviously some grounds lend themselves to an...
  4. Bluetonic

    Gavin and Stacey

    At times watching it (Mostly when Rob Brydon is on) it seems like the funniest thing on TV, but at others it seems surprisingly pretentious, predictable and perhaps most importantly - not funny. Opinions from anyone? I never saw the first series so can't really comment, but three episodes in of...

  5. Does Maher even exist anymore?

    WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN A RANT I'm a bit miffed, considering the statement the club released the other day, in regards to King Kev that the three following articles on the OS talking about who will play in midfield against Luton have all failed to mention him. Not only that but in...

  6. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out there...
    • dashman
    • Thread
    • cruel dash didn fro gran halves postion therapy upside whoever
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out...
    • dashman
    • Thread
    • cruel dash didn fro gran halves postion therapy upside whoever
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. ShrimplyTheBest

    Boo Boys

    Great turnaround from the team today... and another vital 3 points!!! The worst thing that can happen these days is to concede an early goal at Roots Hall... all of the sudden the boo boys at the back of whats supposed to be the blue voice were out. "Wheres Eastwoods money gone?!" "Tilson Out"...

  9. Trying to track down a Pen shoot out game

    About 3 years ago on a Friday, me and a few of my pals scattered around the country used to play a penalty shoot out game that you could play on line. you simply take your shot and then it gets e-mailed to whoever you are playing, he then needs to save the shot...he then takes his shot and it...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ive mails rack whoever
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Whoever was playing the drum yesterday.....

    .. congratulations mate, you done the club proud! You musta been knackered playing that thing for the whole game. I was over the other side in the hospitality bit and even their fans were saying "i wish i was over the other side with them"!! some little kid was even cheering for southend by the...

  11. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acted conceivably cos faced fur jet joi literally oil philip reduce whoever wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. duncan bulgaria

    Who's firm do this or are we just very warped ???

    Every new year the office for a bit of light hearted fun , pen our New Year Hit List where we list 5 famous celebs we believe might pass away in the forth coming year , now one lad at work is particularlly shrewd at this game and always takes the trophy as BOK of the year , as normally whoever...

  13. A Great Big Xmas Thank You To You All.

    A Great Big Thank You To You All - Happy Christmas Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • dial edged filling grab gran hanks microsoft money relative remove serial theresa toy whoever wish
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Benfleet A1

    Tonight Matthew im going to be...........

    So you are down the Spread after Southend have put several past whoever, the beer is flowing and the decision has been made to make a night of it. Then the kareoke comes out and as we all think we can sing yet in reality none of us could carry a song in a bucket. My question to you, what turn...

  15. Battrick - Matchday 9 (OD)

    Biggest game of the season for me today, whoever wins will probably win the division. I'm up against former England manager Ed Weatherall's KLTCE, he's already said he's going to GFI, but I'm only going to PAN as GFI doesn't seem to suit my team , and also it will just kill PFL before next weeks...

  16. e-mail from Ron Martin

    Received an e-mail from Ron Martin this afternoon thanking me for sending in an e-mail to Inquiry in support of new stadium. He, or whoever sent it on his behalf, had obviously read through my e-mail as he referred to a specific comment I had made. Thought this was a nice touch as it would have...

  17. QPR . . . not SUFC related

    QPR game at Burnley called off as one of their players was killed in a car crash last night no details of player has been released, but whoever it may be RIP
  18. Tommy2holes

    Tilsons contacts. Does he have any?

    I am the first to praise tilly when the praise is necessary , but most managers who had 1.5 million in there pocket would be bringing in a couple of class players. I am really dissapointed that freddy has gone and the saving grace was the fact that the money could be used to strengthen the...
  19. loz

    Zoltan CC

    has anyone from Shrimperzone just joined Battrick? I ask as a team in my league (VI.145) have just been taken over by someone from Essex, and re-named Zoltan CC, which I can only assume is a reference to a certain gangly Eastern European centre-back. good luck to whoever it is, looking forward...

  20. FRIENDLIES general sale

    the friendlies have both gone on general sale now so this means whoever i going. we'll prob be surrounded by west ham fans, i think the pricing of the tickets have backfired a bit for the centenery game, maybe they should have made them cheaper so that more loyal fans go, ive got a feeling they...
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