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.Irish Newsflash
23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe Irish muslims have set off the first no more nails bomb.- KrustyTheKray
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- muslims nails walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tractor Boy
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover - the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an...- ldnfatso
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- bedroom bra incredible seated sting sucked test toys vita walls
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S*it Story....
If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...- chadded
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Office Loser
You know what its like when your at work - You always get one person at work who is a complete lost it. The sort of person that is destined to spend their life living in a cave as they cant cope with human contact. My one from memory is a bloke called Darren.He supported Liverpool but never...- DTS
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- everyday liverpool rea rounds socks suppor walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZFC Big Brother Special
SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...- Stats
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The latest from Roots Hall...
Whilst the old saying goes that "no news is good news", in the case of SUFC, no news is: ...no news. To be fair to Tilly - and Scriv who has to write these pieces to keep us from climbing the walls - it seems that he's every bit as frustrated that we are. Still, Tilly has...- Matt the Shrimp
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- cup southendunited tilly walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm views and ratings
Due to formatting problems the report isn't yet on the front page so here it is BLUES LAND TITLE IN ESSEX ONE-TWO The two Essex sides defied all the odds in League One by claiming both automatic promotion spots – with the Super Shrimpers deservedly landing the title. In fact, it was...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Family Fortunes
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" Name something a blind person might use - a sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon. Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A...- Matt the Shrimp
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- bath bathroom bon cooking cowboy engine following moon topping torch walls
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Letter in the National Press
Published in a national newspaper. I wonder if Blair's Hate Crime Police are working on the case? IMMIGRANTS, NOT BRITS MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on the 7th of the 7th we have...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- brits culture disgust encourage immigrants japanese lifestyle mot motto multicultural politically published russian schools struggles terrorist walls wish
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Plastering
had my lounge skimmed while i was at tranny today anyone got an idea how long i should leve it till i paint the walls. cheers- DTS
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- lou pain paint ran walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Please read!
This is an editorial written by an British citizen, published in a National newspaper He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! IMMIGRANTS, NOT BRITS MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the...- sufc_stu
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- brits culture didn disgust encourage ish lifestyle mot motto multicultural politically published qui russian schools struggles walls wish
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Give us a song
New to the Shrimperzone so thought I would pick up on the thread relating to creating an atmosphere. Dicussions were around knocking down walls but I reckon there is a simple way of creating a great atmosphere. Lets get create 2 or 3 easy to learn catchy songs that can be sung around the...- Elvisisashrimper
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- anfield atmosphere ber blues north bank singing southend walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A QUIZ for wednesday!
1) You are facing south in every direction, where are you? 2) There is a hole in the ground measuring 20cm x 20cm x 10cm, how much soil is there in there? answers in cm-squared form please... 3) There's a bungalow where the Chairs are Cyan, Roof is Red, Walls are Walnut and the Bed's...- Guest
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- chairs cities cup foo football ish league stairs tablets walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Releases over next few weeks
February 14th Aberfeldy - Love Is An Arrow Angel City - Sunrise (Data) Atomic Kitten - Cradle Biffy Clyro - Only One Word Comes To Mind Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands DJ George J ft. Sevynn - Never Gonna Let You Go (Champion) Ed Harcourt - Loneliness Elvis Presley - Surrender...- Davros
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- bolt california cherry coloured dogg engineers flame frames heartbeat heaven joker jorge knife marking maso mason mercury models norton presley rock rubbish seeds ski skint tin tone triumph uns viva walls
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FAO Westcliff Shrimper
What with you selling your worldly possessions and all,leads me to think you may be heading off to the land of Maher beer sooner than I thought. I trust a evening of excessive drinking and falling over garden walls has been arranged for the near future (saturday is good for me) Let me know if...- Sebastian Weetabix
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- walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar