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  1. Wesley Snipes to serve 3 years in prison for tax convictions

    Wesley Snipes called on famous friends to vouch for him, highlighted his clean criminal record and even wrote the government $5 million in checks — all in an effort to convince a judge that his conviction on tax charges should cost him nothing more than home detention and some public service...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • announcements checks convince cos criminal vince
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Britain's Next Top Model

    I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ard clooney controller convince didn faced mis mode moon shagged snowdon teacher vince whore
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Decision Deadline On Leeds' Appeal

    Sorry if already posted http://www.sportinglife.com/football/cc_league1/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/08/04/18/SOCCER_Leeds.html&TEAMHD=nationwide2 Leeds have confirmed a decision over the validity of a 15-point penalty imposed on the club by the Football League will be made before the...
    • jackspratt
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    • acted cas chief convince foo league league one philip premier reaching reviewed threatened tribunal vince
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Should the Shrimperzone ladies apply to be on Telly?

    So, instead of diverting a thread...should we convince the Shrimperzone ladies to appear as the "fans on the bench" on Soccer AM? Imagine the glamour, the beauty, the legendary status we'd achieve on the programme that's not as good as it used to be due to Tim Lovejoy not doing it anymore...
  5. Slipperduke

    Klass-Jan Huntelaar

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  6. wiggy

    Wiggy's rating's!

    Flavs 8 back to his best, good kicking, excellent in the air, confidence looks back Mulgrew 7 was doing well till went off Grant 7 complete lunatic, WILL get booked/sent off every week, excellent strong tackles when he times them right, not a left back but coped ok Francis 8 class act, one for...
    • wiggy
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    • battling convince coped foo jury pace pulled vince wish
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Slipperduke

    Sleeping Through The Dawn of Capello

    There’s something very special about setting your alarm to go off a couple of hours early and slipping out of bed to watch the sun come up. It’s uplifting to watch a new dawn break, with a mug of coffee in your hand. To think about the possibilities and the opportunities, to convince yourself...
  9. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...
  10. Slipperduke

    Swing The Axe, Fabio!

    With a rare swathe of midweek Premier League fixtures, the next few days represent the last chance for English footballers to worm their way into Fabio Capello’s affections. The Italian manager names his first England squad on Saturday after spending a month travelling up and down the country in...
  11. Napster

    Oscars Nominations

    Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by...
    • Napster
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    • affleck alberto anderson assassination brad christopher cinema clooney disney explosions features fleet hansard heaven kerry laura maria mario maso mason mozart music nomination oscars petrov philip pigeons ronan rudi sarah screenplay searchlight sidney substitute suppor valley vince warner
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ant chess convince dose eating enthusiasm enthusiastic flair ful fur hes league nobody pain paint poorly premier qui suppor support tan teenage test trophy twenty vince weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
    • Napster
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    • ber bra ched chief claiming convince dalglish ell fernando fortune fur heaven infrastructure intent joi kensington largest league liverpool measure metal mit noses plated pulling repeated requirement riches seated similar sing ski steel suppor tracked twelve vince worker
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. Slipperduke

    Capello - Will He Be Allowed To Win?

    Judging by the amount of hastily cobbled together puns on Fabio Capello's name in this morning's British tabloids, it now seems certain that the former Real Madrid boss will be named as the new England manager by the time you read this. Either that, or the Football Association's press officer...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Greenelk

    A thank you to the Shrimperzone management

    My tickets for last night were from the shirt sponsorship, so cheers to the team for sorting those out, and the sponsorship as well. The gents I usually watch with couldn't make it last night, so I took a mate that is assistant manager at a pub, so almost never gets the chance to get to a game...

  16. Help Needed

    HELP NEEDED I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who...
    • TMWLT
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    • arriving convince firestorm league lover migrants muslims nam newly prattle religion sticking supply thailand vince
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Vote Mourinho!

    In the wake of the inevitable sacking of Steve McClaren, the English Football Association has promised an urgent review of the national game. They might want to start by looking at the cack-handed, bungling manner in which they last tried to hire a manager and promising to avoid a repeat...
  18. CSBLUE

    NFL in London

    As big sport fan an after all the hype I thought id watch the NFL game yesterday and see what this American football is all about. Despite my open mind to the sport i couldn’t help but cry over that beautiful, finely cut, perfectly green and exquisitely flat pitch get ripped to shreds but...

  19. Will Tilson resign!!

    This Southend man through and through that supports Leeds and would be Norwich manager if Martin gave him permission to speak to them is loosing his creditability! The money he’s wasted on Foran, Paynter, Harrold and the wages of Ricketts must give Ron a massive headache when asked for more...
    • DougTheHead
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    • blocks convince failing fur money suppor supports tilly vince
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Winkle

    league one Whipping boys!

    I am scared...very scared, because we have just been stuffed by a side who are patched up as beens,with hardly any players to note of worthy class. I am not going to go down the tilly bashing line, but todays result was poor,very very poor.There is no one out there who can convince me that leeds...
    • Winkle
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    • ched convince league league one money qui tilly vince worthy
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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