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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    Southend United players and their pets

    Recent(ish) signing Charlie Mulgrew is a big fan of tropical fish, which made me wonder what pets our current players have. We all know Freddy had some horses to pull his caravan, goalkeeping legend Paul Sansome had a hamster called Hammy but what of our current crop? I know of the following...

  2. Big News Today.....?

    I just got a very odd text from an unknown number saying stay close to the SUFC website today because some big news will be announced! Has anyone else got this? I dont subscribe to the SMS service so it cant be that. Most people that I know are stored in my phone but it could be someone...

  3. Disabled Toilets

    For some unknown reason, my mate got the whole office debating whether or not it's appropriate for (non-disabled) people to used disabled toilets. Most people agreed that it's ok if there is no other option but me and my mate said that if convenient we wouldn't mind using it. The other week at...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Irish_Shrimper

    Totty Cup Oceania Final - Hawkins V Valance

    The final is upon us - and while some may have expected Holly Valance to make it this far, the virtually unknown to some of us Jennifer Hawkins has proved very worthy of her place in the last 2 today. There have been some upsets too in this tournament - with early favourites Kylie Minogue and...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    Missing person: appeal

    Apologies if this is in the wrong place, but if the mods could pin it, I'd appreciate it. John "Cricko" is an elderly Southend fan known to many on this board. He's been a Southend fan for many years, having first watched Southend in his teenage years in Southend's first ever season (1906-07)...
  6. Streaky

    Football Focus Fans Survey

    Football focus has complete a fan survey, and was interested in what others thought and if there were unanswered questions... (e.g. is Dennis Wise a little ****?) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/7026649.stm Personally I would hate to get eletronic gizmos at football...
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    4 week hangover

    From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Maldon Blues

    Bank Holiday Monday game

    As there's no Football League fixtures on Bank Holiday Monday for reason's unknown, there's one fixture that may be worth catching - Billericay Town vs Chelmsford City. Two side who will without doubt be battling it out at the top of the Ryman League. Could be interesting. I'd guess a crowd...

  9. Jeroen Boere

    As a West Ham fan just thought you lot would be interested to know that Boere, 39, died today in circumstances 'unknown'. http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=122747 http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6860046,00.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeroen_Boere R.I.P. to the...

  10. Jeroen Boere

    As a West Ham fan just thought you lot would be interested to know that Boere, 39, died today in circumstances 'unknown'. http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=122747 http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6860046,00.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeroen_Boere R.I.P. to the...
    • Irons
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  11. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - West Ham

    FREDDIE RUNS SHOW AS BLUES SUFFER LOSS Well, here we go again as the first home pre season friendly kicked off against West Ham on Saturday. There was a fair smattering of hammers fans in the crowd which was not the sell out predicted but still around the 9500 mark. Southend lined up as...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. callan

    Do my dogs need washing?

    Please settle a debate between myself and the wife. We are off early thursday morning to a wedding in Barcelona, meaning our Dogs are in Kennels as from tomorrow. According to the Mrs, the Dogs will need washing prior to their going into the Kennels, whilst I am of the opinion they will need one...
    • callan
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    • foo packing refuse unknown washing
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. number11

    Peter Moores New Coach

    Just read that he has been appointed new coach. Disappointment for those who would ahve preferred Moody. Seems Moores is a bit of an unknown quantity, even amongst the press and commmentators, as no one seems to have much of an opinion on him one way or another. Without clamour for his...
  14. Spaceman Spiff

    Attention: Yeovil Shrimper

    Hi mate I got your email re: password problem - but for some reason your AOL account is returning emails as 'unknown address'... Can you contact me again with another email address so I can tell you your new password please? Thanks Spiff
  15. Sean 2

    the wonder that is tilly

    At the tender age of eight my father took me to the Hall.The waft of cigarrette smoke,old boys with their collars turned up,those misty,freezing winter nights warmed by tea and hot pie.Stepping away from the wall running along the front of the west stand so that i could see over it,i would...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. KrustyTheKray

    Tilly's signings for the Championship

    Shouldn't Tilly have signed at least a couple of players from reserve sides in the Premiership?  There must be lots of talent sitting in the reserves that would be willing to play first team football in the ccc. Or should he have looked in to getting a couple of fringe players from the...

  17. Wireless Internet

    Unbeknown to me before i bought this Laptop, One of my Neighbours must've had Wireless internet installed. Because i have it Wireless enabled, I keep connecting to an unknown network which is actually quite fast... What I want to know is, is there any way my neighbour can see that i'm...

  18. New Season

    I am quietly optimistic about how a new season in the championship is going to shape up. We have arguably the best squad since the days of barry fry and those of us that remember those times will be aware of the task the team faces this year. Tilly and Brush have quietly built a young and hungry...
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    • hall hilt res roots suppor support tilly unknown wish
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. fbm

    For those who weren't around last time

    This is written for those who weren't around the last time we got promoted to this league in 1991. You will see Southend play a brand of football you haven't seen before and which you may have thought they were not even capable of playing. Hoofball of any description will be out...
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    • banker bra cup description especially finishing foo hall hoofball jury league unknown
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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