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  1. Lionel Messi's NOTW Interview

    On a Sunday I usually get a copy of the News of the Screws as well as the Observer purely for the actually impressive football coverage, and today the supplement has an "exclusive" interview with Lionel Messi. Good, I thought. During the interview, something came up that i've certainly not...

  2. Best Toasted Sandwich Filling

    One of the perks of being unemployed at the moment is, at lunch, which does tend to be my first meal of the day, I have a license to go nuts and experiment with the Toasted Sandwich Maker I have that served me so well at Uni... It's been great to me in the past, but today it exceeded itself in...
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    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Recession? Immigration? No, Women's Football!!

    The country is in a deep recession, masses remain unemployed, the National Health Service is understaffed and immigration is spiralling out of control. Forget all of that, The FA are not doing what they're told! Sports Minister Gerry Sutcliffe took precious time out of his schedule of claiming...

  4. ESB's Broadcast: The Madness of King Sol

    I didn't know whether to post this in the current thread or to start a new one, so feel free to merge it if you'd like... Amidst the madness at Meadow Lane, with foreign investment, Sven Goran Eriksson turning up unannounced and a host of shock signings being unveiled, someone has most...
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Would you do this cos you wanted the day off work?

    Silly git.... Man hurt himself to 'avoid work' An Aberdeen hotel cleaner who attacked himself with a boulder and a razor to avoid going to work has been fined £100 for wasting police time. Steven Reid, 23, claimed he had been assaulted, but later admitted faking the attack because he wanted a...
  6. callan

    Home Brew

    Being long term unemployed I have a lot of time on my hands and am trying to use it wisely by making homebrew for self consumption . The wine has got off to a cracking start with only problem being getting my supply and demand right (currently making two gallon a week = 12 bottles). The next...
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    • ant bottles brew consumption producing supply unemployed
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Moridin

    Being Unemployed is boring.......

    When I first lost my job at the start of December, I thought a couple of weeks off might be very nice, relax a bit over xmas, think about where I am and where I want to go, things like that. Begining my ninth week of sitting at home, it is starting to wear a bit thin. I seem to have developed...
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    • Replies: 71
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Mad Cyril

    Benefits system shakeup

    The government have revealed plans to force unemployed people to do community work: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7516551.stm Any thoughts? I quite enjoyed the following broad brush judgemental quote:
  9. grayhound

    Vinny VInny

    A while back a few of us was talking about bands who were trying to make it big on myspace (Cant find the thread/users involved). Just thought id post as im unemployed again that there playing soon down chinnerys supporting the gift (jam tribute band) on April 12th. Just wondered if anyone has...
  10. sufcintheprem

    New ideas for TV shows

    Our five-a-side game at Mile End was one player short tonight so someone suggested having a reality TV show to find an extra player. Part of me found this so funny it needed sharing, part of it is undoubtedly self-indulgent but a big part of me is hopeful of getting more ideas from the good...
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    • Replies: 66
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Vange Shrimper

    Teacher Jobs - Not having much luck at the mo :(

    Been looking everywhere all day on the net for a position as an ICT teacher in either the Southend/Basildon/Castle Point area, and have found bugger all. If there are some teachers (or anyone who can help!) on here who know the best places to look (either on the net/newspapers etc, or in...
  12. DTS

    Would you support this policy?

    Times are slow in the world of mortgage broking at the moment. We did however have a call today from a potential customer who called up on the off chance. This customer basically told Anna in the office that she was claiming full unemployment benefit as she was unable to find work. As she had...
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    • claiming dose dosent jobs lefty money morecombe mortgage proving qui rate suppor support unemployed unemployment
    • Replies: 106
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Mad Cyril

    New forum idea.

    How about a 'would you give her one?' forum for those who wish to underline their heterosexuality by discussing the relative merits of sleeping with model X, actress Y or pop star Z? Or, if you feel that strongly about your opinion why not write a letter to Nuts magazine? I know we don't...
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    • relative strongly suing unemployed usage wish
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. * ORM *

    Good for nothing layabout sponging scum !

    All the unemployed should be shot or made to do continuous community service to clean up the rubbish and graffiti in the town, especially lazy bastards like Blues R Best. They should be made to start at 7am, 6 days a week and wear electronic tags with a home curfew from 6pm. Lazy dossers. I...
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    • curfew electronic especially rubbish tags town unemployed
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. * ORM *

    Reserves Match Report - SUFC 3 LTFC 1

    Was it the unseasonally warm weather or was it the fact that I'd only recently found out that STHs get into reserves games for nothing ? It matters not. The important thing is that after 33 years of patiently and quietly watching the best team in the world I finally broke my duck to watch my...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. fredheim_holm

    FM Talk

    I thought this would be quite a good thread to have, hopefully i wont be slated for it. I've just started unemployed and ill report back here on how bad i do!

  17. Under water bubble rings

    This is awesome!! Underwater Bubble Rings And yes I am unemployed and have way too much time on my hands!!!

  18. Mockney Bin-men

    I posted on here about the mockney binmen who'd stuck a sign on the front of their dustcart the day after the Wet Sham game showing the score. Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did! I received a letter from them yesterday to say that...
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