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  1. Seaside Sailor

    Lets look to the future

    ok so kevin maher looks like he's gone this has been on and off for months he hasn't played for months. other than daryll he has been our longest serving player, great and i thank him for what he has done, but lets be sensible here, i think we have had a pretty average season and with twelve...
  2. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Slipperduke

    Managing Newcastle Isn't A Game

    There is a computer game in existence that, I’m afraid to admit, has cost me around 15 years of my life. It’s called Football Manager and I’ve owned every incarnation of it since 1993. It’s a wonderful way to waste time, it really is. You pick your club, assemble your players, choose a formation...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. CC51DAS

    Second verse anyone ?

    Remembered this little festive ditty from a couple of years ago - wondered if anyone could do an up-date ? to the tune of the twelve days of Christmas WHEN I FIRST MET STEVE TILSON I'M SURE HE SAID TO ME THAT WINKER WIGNALL HE WILL WIN STUFF ALL' YOU WAIT AND SEE I'LL TAKE THE BLUES...
  5. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. DoDTS

    The season so far, as I see it.

    Reading recent posts people seem to be panicking after every defeat and greatly concerned about not beating sides at the top of the division, doom and gloom every where. I personally think we’re doing as well as can be expected, and better than I feared, here’s my thoughts Firstly as a rough...
  7. Winkle

    Not too down-hearted!

    All in all, I suspected that we was never going to get much out of todays game, and with six out of the twelve sides drawing tonight, it actually has not worked out to bad for us. We still have to play them at home yet so we can more than make up for the beating we took tonight. Up the blues!
  8. callan

    Useless Kitchen appliances

    To cut a long story short last thursday after debating what to have for our tea, I decided that we would have 'proper chips' rather than oven chips. The Missus agreed to this but pointed out that it was possible we didnt have a deep fat frier but if we had one it would be in the useless kitchen...
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    • appliances bin didn didnt donald duck loft oven spin tents twelve wasn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. chadded

    Get your coat love.....

    I've got a knife. Shamelessly copied from Facebook.... IS that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a gun, get your coat." -- "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Chloro" "Chloro who?" *thud* "Chloroform" -- "Do you come here often?" "No" "You do, because I've been following...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. The story of Rindercella

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards...
    • Cricko2
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    • cotton fitted icke ickets lived mis ripping swanny twelve
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Jam_Man

    "You're still going down"

    As I was walking down Victoria Avenue towards priory park a few kids were running around singing some Southend Song. A QPR fan on his own took great joy in shouting "You're still going down" repeatedly at them Lets see, we just hammered them 5-0 have won 4 of our last 6 games only losing twice...

  12. An Excellent Warm Up Game – Spurs V SUFC - The Shrimper Truth.

    The Shrimper Truth. – match report and player ratings. It showed excellent spirit for SUFC to agree to play Spurs and the goodhearted Shrimper hordes again poured much needed cash into the (hopeless) attempt to regenerate this desolate patch of depressing north London. The local football club...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. sufcintheprem

    Cheap train tickets

    Planning on going up for the Leeds double header in October but I'm pretty keen on getting cheap tickets up there. From what I can see on thetrainline, I can get cheap tickets from London to Sheffield and back which would be pretty good. Anyone know of any places that may be more likely to...
  14. Jonny_Stokes

    With reference to the lyrics thread...

    ...this is quite possibly the funniest thing ever. There are twelve episodes, and you should watch them all in order. It will take away forty minutes of your life, and certainly isn't work safe if you work anywhere even remotely strict. However, it is undeniably amazing, getting more...
  15. fredheim_holm

    Favourite Album...

    What's currently your favourite or most listened to album? I'd have to start with The Feeling, Twelve Stops and Home.
  16. sufcintheprem

    HT Wk 3

    Can't believe this. I should be murdering this team even on PIC and yet after I've spurned about twelve hundred (~4) good chances, they go and equalise againsst my reserve keeper. I'd better win this else I won't be a happy bunny. Believe it or not.

  17. Parkinson

    BBC ESSEX can reveal Phil Parkinson is set to become the new manager of Championship side Hull City. Col******r United chairman Peter Heard and his Hull counterpart Adam Pearson have agreed a compensation figure this afternoon. The fee that's been paid by Hull to the U's to release Parkinson...

  18. Well done lads

    You've deserved it. Take twelve points off Derby and Leicester for us, and hopefully we'll see you next year in the Championship. Lots of love Forest

  19. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Spaceman Spiff

    Swansea squad

    Just had a look at the Swansea squad on their official site. Swansea First Team Squad Now, one of the things we're always banging on about on here is cover and competition for places, which we tend to have at Southend. We also look on enviously as Swansea splash out here there and...
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