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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point...
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • applied bon caused collected cows didn headed lose mph pulled realized stopped stray testicles thrown truck unknown wogan
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Great New Story About The Boy Eastwood

    a absolutely fantastic new story about freddy. On Easter Saturday, a friend of mine walked into a local pub in corringham for a quite drink with a mate, when he pushed open the door, he was amazed to see about 20 gippos all drinking and shouting and having a good time. He also noticed the large...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • acquired alice amazed eastwood ley loud money newly qui satisfying truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  4. Slipperduke

    Match of the Day is rubbish

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it the Tactics Truck? It might very well be. The word on the street, Daddy-O, is that ITV are planning to snatch the BBC's highlights package away from them, bringing another period of Match of the Day to a premature close. The last time this happened was...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bbc foo highlights package rubbish snatch timeshare truck
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. C C Csiders

    Musical Genre poll

    Following a discussion at work which broad musical genre would you consign to a capsule to be blasted into space and never (ever) be heard again. For me it has to be Country. I hate it, all that it stands for, the bloody line-dancing, stetsons, American rednecks, British truck-drivers with...
  7. canada shrimper

    is this mr weetabix???

    just looking at the echo website and came across this.If memory serves me doesn't seb weetabix drive a recovery truck?and if so is this him?I hope it isn't and whoever it is makes a full and speedy recovery. http://www.thisisessex.co.uk/essex/news/NEWS5.html

  8. Fat Bastid's MONDAY Laugh!

    It's Monday, 3rd from bottom of league, not going to Canvey game and back in office miserable as sin! But that does not stop me from posting a Monday laugh that you may have heard before, in which case laugh anyway :- Enjoy! A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an...
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