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  1. DTS

    Trapped in my own trousers!

    I had the most unusual experience on my life last night. Went up to Forest with my boss (Larger stakeholder for you Naps) who is a really top bloke. He is a mad Forest fan but was really gracious in defeat. I was thinking of going up my coach and staying at my mate Dom's house in Southend but...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Ipswich today

    Very nervous day this. I am gutted i can't be there due to a trapped nerve in my back ......If I can stop clock watching it might help. Team..Guestimate. Flavs Hunt Sodje Clarke Francis Jcr Maher Macca Gower Eastwood Bradbury Would be nice to see Hammell start but I have a feeling he might...
  3. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Worcs v Essex

    Worcs are about 5 points behind us so a massive game. Worcs got off to a flyer with Lou Vincent going at a run a ball, but Bichel has just trapped Steffan Moore lbw. Worcs 75-1
  5. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. The Artful Shrimper

    The Club shop merchandise

    Whilst coming to work this morning I found solace in my Southend United golf brolley, purchased from the official shop I hasten to add. The weather being very blustery and driving rain would cause me no problems I thought to myself, knowing the club had sourced out the best merchandise it could...
  7. blues_r_best

    Surviving Terrorism

    In the event of a terrorist attack, you will need to react quickly.  Please read the following carefully. <span style='color:red'>1. IF YOU ARE EVER TRAPPED ON A PLANE WITH SOMEONE WHO APPEARS TO BE A MUSLIM AND/OR A HIJACKER:</span> Do not panic. Often young Muslim men are not terrorists...
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    • airplane blades carefully ell explosion following fro gas hostage islam jeopardy muslim nuclear nuke passenger punches rag rate religion rushing shoes sleeve spin superhero terrorism terrorist terrorists toss trapped wasn weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. help please

    I have just returned from my hollybobs only to find that I cant get my log in going .I put in my user name and the password comes up on an auto but it says the password is invalid I have been given an unlock code but where do I put that number in as I cant find an unlock box .HELP PLEASE as I...
  9. southend_utd_fan

    Urs Meier

    Swiss residents in Britain have bunging Urs Meier to thank for one thing - opticians all over England are offering them a free eye test for the duration of the tournament. What do a 3 pin plug and referee Urs Meier have in common? They are both useless in Europe&#33; You&#39;re trapped in a...
  10. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine&#39;s. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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