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  1. Hartlepool video - Barratts nightmare -

    it happens to everyone from time to time but the highlights seem to show young Adam having an absolute mare with a hefty contribution in all four Pool goals - the pick of them beinga terrible missed header for the second and an inability to trap the ball from an SUFC throw in for the fourth -...
  2. Napster

    Best oggies in Guardian

    Guardian today talked about 6 of the best oggies. Here was one of them. Note not one but two ex-shrimpers in this game 2) Jamie Pollock (MANCHESTER CITY v Queens Park Rangers, 1998) If that own goal was typical Cruyff, then this one is typical City. Which other club would effectively be...

  3. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. CC51DAS

    Reasons to be cheerful...

    1 - We didn't lose to Leeds and are still 3 points and 6 goals better off than them - I for one would have taken this at 3pm ( or even 3.15 ) yesterday. 2 - There is no chance of the players going into the mini- break thinking 'job done' 3 - Tilly and Brush have a whole two weeks to...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. The Artful Shrimper

    Bargain Basement Southend

    Foran admits buying £25 boots from Asda. Eastwood rides a pony n' trap. Gower buys greyhounds that are only good for making glue. What other bargain basement purchases do people/spies know our beloved heroes indulge in?
  6. Jonny_Stokes

    Eastwood in traffic incident

    Brad Pitt in Snatch Good to see he's keeping up his traditions at the expense of the rest of the public.
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    Sheffield Wednesday 3 Southend 2

    Another game, another defeat. But this was a completely different game to the defeats at Sunderland, when we were simply outclassed by a quality team, and the home game against Palace, where both teams played poorly but Palace snatched victory. We started brightly with Maher releasing Foran...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Coventry Game

    I was impressed with a much improved display this week.  The lads fought and battled hard, and had more desire than they showed in the Cardiff game.  If they pull up their socks and continue to play like that, results will come. Didn't think much of Coventry and don't expect them to be...
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    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. East Yellow Moaning Squad!

    This is a bit of a rant.. Aimed not at our fabulous team after an heroic display but at some of our fans.. I have a season card in East Yellow row O and 6 weeks into the season am constantly diappointed to hear some of our fans shouting out at Tilson during games - a guy 2 rows in front of me...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Drug Warning

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Worst one game wonders ever.

    Off the top of my head I can think of 20+ players who played once never to be seen again as we realised they were crap. Who is the worst of the worst though. I reckon Yemi Abidoudi or whatever his surname was wins hands down. I have never seen a bloke over estitamte how fast he was when...

  12. Palace 3 - 1 Shrimpers

    This took too long to write. MtS has beaten me to it (and a good report too!), but I may as well post the fruits of my labours. Just got back from Selhurst Park. Here's my two penneth: First Half A great early break really set the tone for the first half, Bradders worked his socks off...
    • Suomi Shrimper
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. The Watermill Wino

    Daggers update

    Home to Southend United : Daggers Latest 1-3 Latest from Victoria Road Sports Ground Click the refresh button for updates Pre-match at 2.06pm This afternoon the Daggers take on Championship side, Southend United. The Blues will be fielding a first full team for today's match and will...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Slipperduke

    Worst Game Ever?

    There was a point last night where I was so bored I actually thought I was just going to stop breathing. Like a floundering man in icy water, my system was beginning to shut down on me. To be fair, Switzerland against Ukraine never really hurled itself off the page at me. It always looked like...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Kris

    MK Dons 2 Southend 1

    Massively disappointing today. I'm very much against making sensationalist, doom-and-gloom posts after one defeat - after all, we're still in a very very healthy position at the top of the table - but the performance was worryingly similar to that against Oxford nearly a year ago when we...
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Old Skool punk...

    I just bought a Boomtown Rats DVD for a fiver from Tesco's on impulse...forgotten how good they were, RatTrap, Mondays, Diamond Smiles, Banana Republic - AMAZING! The dvd is great, you get all the videos plus a couple of concerts. I just been on a nostalgia fix and downloaded all my...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    JEKYLL AND HYDE AT BARNET FAIR Victorian accounts of Barnet Fair deem it to be a "disgrace to civilisation". 90% of attendees came to trade “Horses, Donkeys or Mules” but there were other sideshows, not least the man who ate live rats “as though they were apples”. In such times freakshows at...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Winkle

    Orient game

    If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don't...

  20. speed cmaera spotter thingys

    anyone got one of these things.. road angel and various other brands that u pay an annual subscription to keep em updated.. do they work? do you get 0.0001 of a second notice for the mobile speed traps
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