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The cost of living in the south east
Is it me or does anyone else struggle with the cost of living in the south east. I work for the NHS and so does the wife. We effectively haven't had a pay rise for 7 years. We earn the same in our roles as someone in say Carlisle. The main difference being that you can buy a house there for...- Tommy2holes
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- cos nhs rental roles trap
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Pre-Match Thread Gillingham v Southend
The game is technically our closest this season barring a nightmare on the QE2 bridge. As we all know it is a hell hole of the highest order with a death trap of an away stand. £20 seems very steep to me for a ticket. It would be nice to get back on track with a win a cox goal and a 15 minute...- Tommy2holes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Can any woman please explain?
Woman at work 42, in a reasonably strong position career wise and is strong at work, divorced. 'Boyfriend' of 14 years, also divorced. I say bf under advice. Publicly he treats her like dog poo to the extent that people have told him publicly. Privately he has hit her in the past, she has been...- * ORM *
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- boyfriend divorced eff marriage publicly rate trap travels
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kevan Hurst
Interesting that he seems to have dropped through the trap door a' la Clifford, is he injured?- IloveShrimp
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- blues clifford english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football trap
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question what is it ?
Has anyone noticed during the friendly matches what the contraption is just to the left of our dugout? It looks almost like an i-pad strapped onto a yellow stand ... i've never noticed this before ( but i am a west stand seaso with bad eyesight ) Does anyone know if this is one of Phil Browns...- danburyshrimper
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- amused blues browns english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gadgets league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football trap youth
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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So its ok to use the death of six children for political gain then George ...
.. and for you to park in disabled spaces. George Osborne is an utter XXXX! This man really is one of the nastiest low lives you could ever imagine. He makes Mandelson seem human. **** at his job, entirely lacking in morals, awful judgement and a complete wxxxxr! He goes on about breaking...- applelover
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- gain lived mandelson nas osborne political trap
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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Aldershot very low iron girder death trap, health and safety issue!
So they don't want to issue refunds. Then perhaps they may like a visit from health and safety about the disgusting low iron beams that i nearly concussed myself on at the back of the tiered seating stand. No warning notices just two very low girders that in the dim light you could not possibly...- wiggy
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- blues cas english football english soccer essex football fittings football football league fossets farm fourth division girder iron league two npower football league outfit real football refunds roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football trap
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Pre-Match Thread Southend "United" v Bradford City
What with all that has gone on this week, you would be forgiven for forgetting there is a game tomorrow night!... So, how on earth is this going to go? Bradford come here sitting one place and 3 points above the trap door. They have not won in 8 league games and are without a win all season on...- Smiffy
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- blues bradford deed english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football trap
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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I just had to make a judgement call in the toilet
Went for my afternoon dump and didnt check for bog roll first (who does?) Anyway after releasing the rather loose deposit i reached for the bog roll - nothing!! Anyway, no panic, must be some in trap 2 next door - no, empty as well. Couldnt be arsed (arsed get it?, no?) to leave without...- bucket&spade.f.c
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- bin deposit didnt trap
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Was this a carefully laid man-trap?
Had a bit of a strange moment over the Christmas period, that I'm hoping you folks can help me with. The wife had decided that she wanted to watch Sex and the City 2 which I'm sure I don't need to tell you was not really my bag (being neither female or gay). Rather than disappear off to another...- Rayleigh Weir
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- amusement animated gif needed avoided bra breastulation carefully chadded leaves the closet man-trap rack suspicious threads that need photos trap traps
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Wookieleaks
@StuartPownall: Stormtrooper armour to be investigated after recent firefight leaves no survivors. @MaxReboYouKnow: Death Star construction oversight committee recognized vulnerable defense point in exhaust port, considered it "secure" @deathspal Series of Droid mutilations baffle storm...- MK Shrimper
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- admiral cables darth ethnic officer support trap vulnerable wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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PL Weekly Points Round 14
A much better performance this week folks and the reason many of you dropped points where you did was because you backed The Ooze and the Col Ewe scummers .. ever heard of Karma? Cyril Sneer and Roxy didn't fall into such a trap and emerged with 6 bonus points each, well played to you both Full...- BLUEBLOOD
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- cyril rate round 1 roxy scummers sneer trap
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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There may be trouble ahead...
Oh dear, oh dear.... On that showing, relegation is a real possibility. Totally clueless, ineffective and downright sh*t. The problems, well, where to start? Firstly - Long ball football; Reality hit home today. Hard. Under Tilly we constantly tried to get the ball down and play football...- GBJ
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- clohessy ead fro hazard mohsni prosser rate rica slick spells tacking targetman trap vale
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Bafana Bafana Stand Proud
South Africa 1-1 Mexico SOUTH AFRICA STAND TALL IN FRONT OF THE WORLD They called them the weakest hosts in the history of the World Cup. They said that they would be outclassed, that they would never progress from the group stage. They were wrong. After months of training camps and practice...- Slipperduke
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- alberto ant applause cruise drastic fro fur inadvertently kaizer pulled rafael restored san trap tunnel
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- Forum: The World Cup Forum
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Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part One
So, another season bites the dust and it’s all over bar the fighting at the Wembley mud bath. As ever, ten months of football has served up more twists, turns and travesties than a Mail on Sunday honey trap and hopefully this should spread some light on the season just gone. Norwich Starting...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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We Never Wanted the World Cup, Anyway...
Well, you could see that coming, couldn’t you? Just as soon as the English World Cup bid gets off the ground, the English tabloids have set about dismantling it from afar. The news that Lord Triesman, chairman of the 2018 bid, has claimed that Spain and Russia are colluding to bribe...- EastStandBlue
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- bolt cas chief claimed commander fuelled meltdown quicker ramblings trap unfounded
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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V Festival 2010 Lineup
Kings of Leon - Kasabian Stereophonics - Faithless - The Prodigy - David Guetta - Pet Shop Boys - Cheryl Cole Paul Weller - The Kooks - Paolo Nutini - Florence and the Machine - Madness - Editors Mika - White Lies - Groove Armada - The Courteeners - Scouting For Girls Chase and Status - The...- Bob Cratchitt
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- kasabian prodigy trap
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Things are going great.......then!
Just imagine, life is good, you study well, get a good job, meet a girl, marry, get a mortgage for a nice house and then along come the kids. You've done everything right and the future is brilliant. Then imagine this was your father or grandfather and the year was 1939, you've got a good but...- DoDTS
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- afford army following mortgage parts trap
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Monopoly
The clue is in the name. They called it Mono-poly. Mono. One. Not Bi-opoly, not Tri-opoly, and certainly not Commi-opoly where you all work together and the renting revenue gets ******* on the space programme. It’s a game and it’s there to be won, so what’s the point in trying to play nice? Did...- Slipperduke
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- blindingly bloodshed capitalism donald grave lose money neo prepared renting simulation tan touched trap trump washing wimps
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The debt debate-The Observer
Sport Football Business The debt debateObserver Sport asks experts from the worlds of football and finance what can and should be done The Observer, Sunday 31 January 2010 Article history GREG DYKE Chairman, Brentford Former BBC director-general, former Man United director and Glazers...- Tangled up in Blue
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum