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I am honoured
Tonight is the eve that many will prepare to celebrate the birth of their Christ which is something I wouldn't dream of knocking. But tonight I find out that I might just be a God. For one of my neighbours has tonight become the proud owners of 6 German Shepard puppies and one has been named...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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All I Want For Christmas...
All I Want For Christmas Is.... Cristiano Ronaldo - A move to Real Madrid Santa Claus will get a distinct case of deja-vu when he opens young Cristiano's letter and sees his request scrawled out in red felt-tip pen. Didn't he send that last year? Anyone who thinks that Ronaldo wants to stay at...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Why Men are Never Depressed
Found this on another forum (family friendly so there shouldn't be anything wrong with this but mods, feel free to edit, delete or what have you) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...- Bluesmanager
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- ant bolt gas knife mechanics nails rental shirt shoes toys wallet
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Blues Insider
Received this little pearl by e-mail, dated 13th August. 'Nick Bailey answers your questions in what could be his final press piece before departing Roots Hall.' A series of mindless questions (I suppose they had to be at a pretty low level to enable him to answer)........nothing about...- yogi bear up the cagire
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- hall money roots toys unprofessional xbox
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style
Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- 1955 ant arrange arrives bedroom comfort compared conversation encourage especially mis shoes toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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If You Can't Beat Them...
The appointment of Fabio Capello as the new England boss is good news for the long suffering fans, but a sad indictment of the present standard of English football managers. At least when Sven Goran Eriksson was appointed, Roy Hodgson was in contention. This time round there wasn't a single...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Toy Day - what did you bring in?
When I was at Primary school, we used to have toy day on the last day of every term. You were allowed to bring one toy each in and all day you got to play with it and each others toys. There was always some poor child that got laughed at for bringing in a really pants toy. All the boys used...- Southend_Lady
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- dolls primary toy toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Leon Constantine
Leon has had enough of Port Vale and has quit - toys out of pram after coming 4th at Vale's player of the year award and a minority of fans booing him...- Kim Mitten
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- booing minority port qui tin toys vale
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Scurrilous gossip
From SZ part-timer Lord Griff: "Efe Sodje was disciplined by the club afer being caught with "uninvited guests" in his hotel rom at Hull. He threw his toys out of the pram and was told he was being released at the end of the season. He refused to travel to Plymouth and only sat on the bench...- Jonny_Stokes
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- didn didnt toys
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Jack Penate
Great session last night on R1. Check out Zane's show from last night for his live session, or check out his myspace page or search on Yoootube. Spit at Stars is the obvious stand out song. Also, Shiny Toys Guns and The Cribs are another couple of bands im reallly liking too. Any other bands...- The General
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- toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tractor Boy
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover - the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an...- ldnfatso
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- bedroom bra incredible seated sting sucked test toys vita walls
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Donovan Ricketss
Our old friend is back in the news! looks like he managed to get all of his toys out of his pram!!! linky- jamesmut2000
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...- MrB
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- airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Not in the shops anymore
What is the best item no longer in the shops (Food,Drink,Toys you name it) in your opinion? For me it is a canned drink called Quatro - Anyone remember that? It was a fizzy mixed fruit drink from the early 80's. I remember used to have em after football practice. Loved em but for some...- DTS
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- didn didnt ish toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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Spinner Leaves
It's been far too long !- * ORM *
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- creek spin toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bit Bored
Rejected Hallmark Cards "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as...- SUFCFARAWAY
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- brough hanks knife qui religion therapy toys
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Win share of £400 of grooming products
Hi all, You may remember that I posted a message a couple of weeks ago about our new website and on the whole it has been received very well. We are now running a competition for X-Mas where the top prize is £250 worth of products from our store. There are other prizes to be won too. All you...- palexander
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- hanks posted products recognise toys
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Best Of British
Best of British Be very proud to be British Because: Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...- BoyWonder2
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Joke
> The Perfect Couple > > Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a...- * ORM *
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- existed san scrolling stopped toys
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