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  1. Ricey

    Maplin and Toys R Us

    Both gone into administration. The high street stores are dropping like flies.
  2. AndyT

    Pre-Match Thread Southend United v Peterborough United

    There's a game tomorrow and it's against our old friends Peterborough United. I say friends. More a sort of distant cousin who we occasionally visit but don't really like that much. In fact, they're a bit of a nuisance, really. The sort of team that comes here and scores in the last minute...
    • AndyT
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division headed ive league two mccann npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football toys
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Benfleet A1

    Clowns

    My missus has a old family friend who does house clearance and is a sometime antique dealer. He is also seriously mad as a brush and can bore for Britain but his heart is in the right place. He seems to have taken a shine to my kids and always sends something to them on birthdays and christmas...
  4. blues_r_best

    Maths Under Pressure

    http://toys.usvsth3m.com/maths/

  5. How much is that house?

    69% Your Rating: Grand Designs http://toys.usvsth3m.com/howmuchisthathouse/
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • http toys
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Smith Strop again

    Just heard that apparently Paul Smith has thrown his toys out his pram again cos Bentley been picked over him, and PB is considering putting Bentley as no.1 with Ted Smith/Luke Chambers as no.2 and shipping Paul Smith out.
    • rowe23
    • Thread
    • bentley blues cos english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two ley npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football thrown toys
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Crawliano

    New Nominations Thread

    Bollox to it then. I'll start it off - add to the list, no videos, that comes in the competition. (Mods sorry, but I'm wanting to go out in a blaze of glory in the first round and then throw my toys out of the pram like usual :smile:) 1 - Crawliano - "Sledgehammer" - Peter Gabriel

  8. Gender stereotyping kids

    Rather than pervert to JT thread, I thought I'd start a new one. Talking to the missus last night we wondered if it's possible to get a child to follow a certain path in later years because of the colour of clothes you buy, or the toys they play with. Was Jamie Oliver bought a toy kitchen as...
    • MK Shrimper
    • Thread
    • dolls gender hes stereo stereotyping toys wore
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. blues_r_best

    Even Bigger News than the Ipad 3

    SimCity V!
    • blues_r_best
    • Thread
    • accessible achievements artificial automatically bankruptcy beggars cities compensation complex cooperate cos deficit designers disasters disease district electricity electronic engine flashing flowing gaming grab hall importance industrial industry jobs largest leisure loud materials metal music neo parts physically posted production rate rees representing resources rolling schools simulator solo spite storms strategy systems teachers town toys travels trolling unemployed urban welfare
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: TechnoZone

  10. Question Southend the new Brighton?

    Odd title but here me out.... I have done alot of work with Brighton and Hove Albion and it has dawned on me that Southend find themselves very much in the same dangerous position that Brighton did back in 1997. At the time Brighton had a Chairman called Mr Bellotti (Ron with less lushious...
    • gatecrasher
    • Thread
    • bellotti blues daw ead english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division homeless league league two money npower football league rate real football roots hall shared shrimpers soccer somewhere southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football toys
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Revd Dr Alan McCormack

    A few points

    1) I am no less gutted than anyone about the situation we are, but really there is no need for everybody on the forum to throw their toys out the pram and moan at each other, its not going to help is it. 2) Why do people even debate about Ron Martin. As far as I am concerned, he could be the...
  12. pringlejon

    Is the Anonymous Bidder a SZer?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8589766.stm Two historic sex...
  13. Benfleet A1

    The Wet Head Shave.

    I suffer from dry scalp. I have tried everything on the market, chineses herbal remedies, shampoo's, oils, the lot but nothing makes a blind bit of differance. I would walk into a barbers for a razor cut and the very second my head was touched the entire shop would disappear in a Sibierian...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • flame gents money pain recommended shaving ski touched town toys warmed
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Whats your fine?

    Ok, here it is, the quiz that has swept through Facebook. If you've done any of the following you add it to your tally. (note- not the AMOUNT of times you have done any of them, just if you have then add once.) Then at the end you state what your fine is... (the maximum fine is £1665) Smoked...
    • GBJ
    • Thread
    • acid dressed dru following money pills relative rica ripper significant ski stripper toys
    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • alcohol ban borders chimney christmassy christopher cruel deer elderly ickets immigrant offences owning papa reindeer sacks san stealing suitable toys whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Is Basildon close to Southend ?

    I thought it was, but I must be wrong. Had to go to Toys'r'us in Basildon today to pick up something for my daughter, and I was wearing my old Southend bobble hat which has the Southend crest and S.U.F.C on the side as well. This is something I sometimes wear in London when travelling on the...
  17. Lord Football

    Daily Mail Headline Generator

    Some of you may find this humourous Some of you may find it helpful when thinking of thread titles Some of you may actually believe the headlines and get very hot under collar. Daily Mail Headline Generator

  18. The I Phone and Technology

    I like to think of myself as a young pup at 23. Even since the 90s there has been a massive development in technology from the Sega Saturn and Mega Drive to X Box and Playstation and Wii. Brick like mobile phones with children lucky to have one and perhaps parents well off to almost all...
    • Hammo
    • Thread
    • alcohol amazed attitudes booze connecting continued dru learning qui rolling schools sega toys twit
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Slipperduke

    Ta-raa Ronaldo!

    Beep beep! Come on Ronaldo, I'll drive you to the airport myself. It's long past time you left. I've had enough of the diving, the whining, the cheating, the feigning, the petulant tantrums and the rolling around on the ground and, you know what? I doubt I'm the only one. On behalf of my fellow...
  20. Winkle

    My Muts habits!

    I everyone, Sorry and all that as I dont get any spare time to post anything worthy or significance to embelish this great forum, but I have a rare day off and was trying to find and answer why, my Monty (44kg black gay labrador) as started eating his own s**t again. He as been on a very strict...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • anxiety condition diet eating habits humans meals pain physical suffering symptom toys wild worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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