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Is Football ****ed?
They say that a week is a long time in politics but, in football, it's a veritable epoch. This time seven days ago, Manchester City were struggling to pay their players, West Ham were enjoying their best start to a season in nine years and, at a surprisingly perky and entertaining Newcastle...- Slipperduke
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- afford bra branding champions combined competitive entertaining especially funded incompetence league liverpool money resources ruled stupidity support toy tunnel
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Ann Summers?
I was driving to work this morning and started thinking about, "If I was to open a mens only shop for female shoppers what would I call it? Not that I frequent "Ann summers" on a regular basis, just the odd birthday and christmas present for the beloved, (Incidently only buying what I see as...- Winkle
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- attire bedroom beloved cos exotic hong larger shoppers toy
- Replies: 18
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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ORM has a brand new toy - iPhone 3G
Picked up from Lakeside this afternoon - doesn't look too shabby at all - still a few things to work out such as texting groups rather than individuals and I still haven't accessed the Zone through the web yet but I seem to have worked out contacts, synching and email accounts. Anyone else got...- * ORM *
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- bra individuals toy
- Replies: 8
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Your Mission, should you choose to accept it????
Reading the Movie thread this morning got me thinking again about a Pirate movie i watched about 20 odd years ago. I have been trying to track it down ever since; the only snag is i have very little information about it other than my memories of it.....would rally appreciate some help trying...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- amazed ched hostage rack toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Great Big Xmas Thank You To You All.
A Great Big Thank You To You All - Happy Christmas Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every...- Cricko
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- dial edged filling grab gran hanks microsoft money relative remove serial theresa toy whoever wish
- Replies: 12
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)
An index or a guide..... - Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny) - Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper) - Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc) - The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly...- Southminster_Shrimper
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- amused arrives chocolate cos discussed doh essex exam foo gaff harmony hes hut industry isnt jcb league lived meals money nhs postings shelter southminster toy usage whos
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ten Reasons Why Football is Better Than Rugby
Taken from The Times.... 1. That bloody song Is there a more depressing sound in sport than 50,000 glory hunters called Tarquin singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot? It’s an American gospel hymn, chaps – leave it alone. 2. Global appeal When we have a World Cup, the world stops. When you...- Ron Manager
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- alberto bath cup fascism foo hookers ops pathe rugby rugger singing socrates suppor tarquin toy
- Replies: 59
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What was your favorite toy?
You will go along way to beat this one!- Winkle
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- toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Toy Day - what did you bring in?
When I was at Primary school, we used to have toy day on the last day of every term. You were allowed to bring one toy each in and all day you got to play with it and each others toys. There was always some poor child that got laughed at for bringing in a really pants toy. All the boys used...- Southend_Lady
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- dolls primary toy toys
- Replies: 28
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Footballers win sex toy damages
<link> Who's missus would like an "Michael B" or an "Olli K"?- pickledseal
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- bbc foo toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Leeds United - at Roots hall - lets get serious...
Looking forward to a great game and enjoying seeing the famous Leeds United and their famously noisy and committed supporters. Looking forward to some wicked banter and an electric atmoshere - Hopefully the beautiful game has progressed beyond having threats of meaningless violence associated...- Rayleigh boy
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- afghanistan atmoshere ban behaviour concrete cos ead foo hall meaningless noisy roots scum souls suitable suppor threats town toy
- Replies: 10
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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iPhone
Think this could be the best selling toy in 2008 iPhone- Ulysses
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- 606 bbc toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Midweeks
Elvis currently number 1 in the midweeks, but will he stay there...I doubt it, they start of strong and then run out of stock. I'd expect U2 to be no1 by Sunday. Current sales also see the Doves, Rhagav and Noise next door inside the Top ten. Daniel Bedingfield low jus scraping the top 20 atm...- Davros
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- athlete delta entries hanson killers presley town toy
- Replies: 72
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Squad problems
I posted on here recently that I felt the squad needed a couple more players to be a serious promotion prospect and was assured that Tilly had players in line to bring in on loan if necessary. Clearly that policy is flawed. Accordind to the official web-site we have 26 players, well 27 if you...- rabbloke
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- admire alder animation blues brough flawed includes mark gower posted tilly town toy
- Replies: 5
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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PDA's
Decided as xmas is just round the corner its time for a new boys toy. I have got it into my thick skull that I really really NEED a PDA. It would just make my life so smashing. Unfortunately the wife doesnt see it somehow. My question to you good people is a PDA worth it. Do you use it to its...- Benfleetshrimp
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- doesnt smashing toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Great Homer Simpson lines
Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...- Andy_S
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- bacon batman bullies computers cooked cos didn didnt dru fictional ist ive lose money sing town toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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TODAY'S SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY
Today, after breakfast, I read the internet. I don't like broccoli and wouldn't eat it even if she tried to give it to me. They can't make me because it's a three country and we have a Queen called Elizabeth. She wanted to send the butler to prison but changed her mind. Cousin Bartholemew...- Guest
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- ban bullets carpets charging cries fingers foo lived mode southend stones toy tunnel wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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TODAY'S SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY
Today, after breakfast, I read the internet. I don't like broccoli and wouldn't eat it even if she tried to give it to me. They can't make me because it's a three country and we have a Queen called Elizabeth. She wanted to send the butler to prison but changed her mind. Cousin Bartholemew...- Guest
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- ban bullets carpets charging cries fingers foo lived mode southend stones toy tunnel wouldn
- Replies: 1
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Best Xmas Present?
So now that xmas is over, what was the best present you got? Mine would have to be my remote control James Bond Aston Marton Vanquish (?), a true boys toy.- Usual_Suspect
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- marton toy
- Replies: 33
- Forum: Homer's Bar