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  1. lee_sufc

    Question Did your daughter lose a toy?

    First of all - woooooooo, what a day!!! Probably a bit of a long shot seeing as though there were 20,000+ people there today, but did anyone's daughter lose a toy Tom and Jerry megaphone (in West Stand Level 1). She was sitting next to us during the game with her family and must have dropped...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. TrueBlue

    Help young Southend fan Tyler

    A fellow friend and taxi drivers grandson has brain cancer he is only 5 bless him but he is a young blue so if you can spare whatever even if it's only £1 it all helps :) http://www.gofundme.com/jlru6o Here is info written from Tyler's family... I have set this up for my grandson Tyler who...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. OldBlueLady

    A Toy Train in Space

    I know there's a thread somewhere for YouTube things, but I just thought this was brilliant - mods, please feel free to merge it at some point but let people enjoy it first, eh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMN-zg7r3M&feature=share

  4. Left-wing Journalist Is A Very Silly Boy Shock

    Independent columnist Johann Hari has admitted copying the work of others (including it would seem Ann Leslie of the Daily Mail) to improve his articles. He has also apologised for editing the Wikipedia entries of people he had clashed with, using the pseudonym David Rose, "I took out nasty...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Napster

    Battle of the 90s films - First Round draw

    Unforgiven (pickled seal) v A Few Good Men (Roxy) Dumb and Dumber (Clinton Baptiste) v Jurassic Park (Harold Bishop Killer) American pie (martin carruthers) v Reservoir Dogs (Big Shrimp) Usual Suspects (UTB) v Shawshank Redemption (EastStandBlue) Se7en (Pubey) v The Matrix (MrB)...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Onion_Bag_Dave

    The Drain Man is Round

    Evening folks, Following on from today's and the past few months **** news, I thought I'd link it in with a bit of my life. After a hard day at work, and drinking a lot of water and a lot of grub, and not having time for a descent clear out, I expected to come home and attend the library...
  7. Ron Manager

    Mathematically predict your favourite movie

    It’s a one minute thing… Do the math carefully and be amazed at how it works out Try this quick & easy test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favourite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 19 films you would enjoy the...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. canveyshrimper

    Terrorist Warning Level

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross", The English have not bee "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At City Either

    I was delighted to see Manchester City lose this weekend. How appalling is that? It made me feel dirty. It is a truly sad man who takes pleasure in the misfortune of others, but it's becoming increasingly difficult to feel anything other than contempt for Roberto Mancini's men. They were well...
  10. southend4ever

    Cheap Gifts to Keep the Doris Happy

    Dear all, I was thinking when I received 2 PMs in the space of a week and had to turn down a beer before a Southend game due to prior commitments with the bird that I should start sorting my priorities. She is a good lass. However, not comparable to football. I hate that she does not like...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Bluesmanager

    Cinema Ticket Prices

    Seeing as I have Wednesday afternoons off and it costs me £5 and 45 minutes at best to get into college, I thought recently that I'd save the pound cxhange I get from the bus driver every day and use it to go to the cinema once a fortnight or so. Excellent plan. In theory. Went there today...

  13. Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.

    A Boy walks into his parents bedroom and see's his dad having sex with his mum. ''What are you doing ?'' ''Making you a brother or sister!'' His dad replies. ''Do her doggy style, I want a puppy.'' Joe is on his last day at work as a postman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary...
  14. Slipperduke

    It's A Yeung Man's Game

    Carson Yeung's imminent takeover of Birmingham City is a watershed moment for English football. For the first time in history, half of the Premier League is in the hands of overseas investors. Ten clubs, ten multi-millionaire owners, but does Yeung really have a chance of success in the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. manor15

    Michael Owen: The End of an Era

    Just found this piece on a football fans site, it isn't written by a Liverpool or Newcastle fan but it sums the downfall of his career well. Thought it was worth a read.
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Mad Cyril

    Best power tools

    I might be extending my arsenal soon and want to know what those ITK think. Obviously I haven't included any toy manufacturers in this list.
  17. TrueBlue

    Supported the zone!!!

    Right well I was looking through the zone shop links and I went over to http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/ anway long and short of it I purchased a male sex toy for a laugh see how it feels so I have gone and purchased a 'Flip Hole'...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    History Will Reward Liverpool

    This week, a friend of mine bound for pastures new bestowed upon me her collection of old football magazines. I can't begin to explain how exciting this is to someone like me. You see, my friend's magazine collection is taller than her and it stretches back through the years to historic...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. BoyWonder2

    Question Fancy Dress Ideas

    Guys and girls, Some help is required. 13th March is Comic Relief, and he have to come into work in fancy dress. Now the last time we did this I came in as a pink pimp, basically a pink suit with dalmation trim, pimp hat, cane and white shoes. Now this went down a strom and I won best dressed...
  20. Slipperduke

    Football Must Refer To Cricket

    If you've been keeping an eye on the cricket recently then you'll have noticed some interesting experiments taking place in the West Indies. No, don't worry, England are still reassuringly hopeless, they'll never toy with that. It's the officials who are changing; test-piloting a new system of...
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