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  1. steveo

    Stupid Footballers

    Benjani. Came on for City last night. Presumably desperate to get back in the side, City 2-1 up and trying to hold on. The bloke strolled around like he didnt give a toss. Unable to keep the ball in the united half and unwilling to close any United defenders down. Rubbish. Tottenham tonight...
  2. SUFC_Al

    OD Week 14

    Welcome to Molyneux CG for the match between Southchurch Village CC and FreshTeam. We can tell you that Southchurch Village CC won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking a touch on the green side. All the seam bowlers have been out there rubbing their hands on this partially cloudy...
  3. canveyshrimper

    Christmas Tattoos

    A woman goes to her local tattoo artist to have two tattoss done. One on her right thigh showing Santa Claus and bearing the legend Merry Christmas. And one on the left thigh showing a bottle of champagne and reading Happy New Year. On leaving the tattooist asked why she had had two such...

  4. FC Match 8

    Baggys Slackers v BATTY SHRIMPERS We're away to the side in 5th who we lead by 21 points (we're 3rd). Had to rest a few, as PFL isn't what we would like. Good toss to win, seeing as we haven't got a lot of batting, and what batting we had has just got out.... We can tell you that BATTY...
  5. MrB

    OD - Week 10

    Playing the league leaders on a GFI and couldn't have asked for a better start taking out their £90k pw batsmen..... ShrimperZone CC v Up Goes The Finger We can tell you that ShrimperZone CC won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking quite cracked! A field day for the seam bowlers...
  6. MrB

    FC - Match 7

    ShrimperZone CC v icedgod They beat me last time, no mercy this time. Everyone is fit, hopefully for once we can win the toss and bowl first in the cloudy conditions.
  7. MrB

    FC - Match 6

    Another crappy toss to lose. Sandy has an awful record with the coin!! Welcome to Garon Park for the match between ShrimperZone CC and Moss Side CC. We can tell you that Moss Side CC won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking quite cracked! A field day for the seam bowlers I...
  8. Benfleet A1

    Working For a ***** Company

    As some of you will know, I work for a Rescue & Recovery Company which is not your average 9-5 sort of job. Most though not all who do this job expect long hours, all weather conditions and sometimes, the very real risk of serious injury or even death. It's the nature of the job (considered in...
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  9. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
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  10. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
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  11. MrB

    FC - Match 5

    Moss Side CC v ShrimperZone CC 2nd v 3rd, two days of sun forecast in Lancashire so a good toss to win. We can tell you that ShrimperZone CC won the toss and elected to bat. The pitch is looking a touch on the green side. All the seam bowlers have been out there rubbing their hands on this...
  12. Grayson

    OD Week 6

    Southend v Bulldogs CC (4333768) Welcome to The Garrison for the match between Southend and Bulldogs CC. We can tell you that Bulldogs CC won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking a touch on the green side. All the seam bowlers have been out there rubbing their hands on this...
  13. MrB

    OD - Week 5

    GFI, unfit and Sini goes first ball, could be a disaster. Welcome to Garon Park for the match between ShrimperZone CC and Eppleton CC. We can tell you that Eppleton CC won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking quite cracked! A field day for the seam bowlers I would reckon on...
  14. MrB

    FC - Match 2

    Zanarkand Abes v ShrimperZone CC Away to the team that houses the legendary McCloud, the original superstar. Now his 200k+ BTR is not quite so amazing but he's still a big threat along with the other six 90k+ players. Alas, I failed to look at the weather and we've fielded on the sunny day...
  15. Ron Manager

    Celeb deaths you couldn't give a toss about

    Princess Diana Jade Goody Michael Jackson

  16. OD - The Final Reckoning

    Home to the side in 4th, whilst the leaders go to the 6th placed side. I have to win and either a) hope Cas Bat don't win or b) we have equal results but I mkae up a NRR diff of about 5.5. Needed to bowl first today, and try and knock them over pretty sharpish. Good start as we've won the toss...

  17. FC Week 10

    With promotion already secured, I'm giving my II's a run-out. Could be carnage.... Wrayburn Wranglers v BATTY SHRIMPERS We can tell you that Wrayburn Wranglers won the toss and elected to bat. The pitch is looking like a road. As flat as a pancake. No help for the bowlers on this sunny day...
  18. The General

    FC - Week 13

    At home against a useful mob! LOST a fairly important toss as weather isn't good for batting whereas it will be tomorrow so going to have to win this the hard way! End of Over 29 (5 runs). General Stars: 88-1, runrate=3.03 Overs left today: 81 Windsor 2-0-14-0 Browne* 22 (25 balls)...
  19. MrB

    BT - FC Match 8

    Massive toss to lose with sunny weather today and bad weather tomorrow, we may struggle, particularly as Mario hasn't moved off invigorated since Friday. End of Over 3 (6 runs). Inter Lancs: 12-0, runrate=4.00 Overs left today: 107 Sutherland 2-0-11-0 Cooke* 0 (4 balls) Hardy 12 (14 balls)

  20. FC - Match 7

    Top of the table Batty Shrimpers take on the side in 4th today. PFl is getting better, but we've rested Evelyn, Singh and Begg, going in with 6 seamers on a Cracked pitch. BATTY SHRIMPERS v super batterz We can tell you that super batterz won the toss and elected to bat. The pitch is looking...
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