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  1. J

    The story of Dave the Shrimper

    Well firstly, i've known dave for years.. and personally think he's a top bloke.. problem is he lives in brighton.. now, wearing a pinky purple jumper as he does, this may show that he likes the camp lifestyle.. secondly, he was with a bloke in the euston flyer saturday.. and...
    • J
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    • flyer lifestyle toilets
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Custard Splat

    As if the result wasn't bad enough.....

    I'm gutted to have to say this but for the first time in many years I witnessed two racial incidents involving Southend "fans" today   1. A bloke in the back row on the upper called Blackstock a "black c*nt". I know I wasn't the only one to hear this as a few faces turned round at the same...
  3. DTS

    My trip to Swansea.

    After a very kind offer from Sussex Blue to drive to Swansea we agreed a meet time for the two of us and Smudger to meet. 8am at the station next to my flat was ideal for me. Decided to have a quiet night the night before but after a few beers and the fact my mates hairdresser that I have been...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. londonblue

    The Liberty Stadium

    Uncle Ron. If you happen to be reading this I think you have just seen what our new Stadium should look like. It had everything I would want in a stadium. It was completely enclosed, which created a fantastic atmosphere, it also had plenty of room around the pitch so people don't have...

  5. Toilet Farce at Layer Rubble

    Obviously Col******r have been told about the sh!te facilities for away fans in Terrace 1, as theres Toilets near the centre that are near impossible to get to once the crowd is there. before the game started, i had to wait to use 1 of 2 Portaloo's blocked by a gate operated by Mrs...

  6. Thank you to the few

    A big thank you to everybody that helped out with the SUSCT coach travel for yesterday. It is a big responsiblity to organise a supporters coach on the day and your help was appreciated. Also thanks to all the other helpers both on the day and leading up to the event that made it run smoothly...
    • The Late One
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    • begging controller hall hanks helpers hijacked hut icke ickets league league one roots roots hall shrimpers slagging sufc suppor toilets
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Wakering 5-a-Side

    Hi Everyone I am starting a 5-a-Side league in Great Wakering, Southend-On-Sea, in the next few weeks, and am looking for teams to take part. The venue will be at Great Wakering Sports Centre using their sports hall, and will be affiliated with the Essex FA. The league will have 16 teams, 8...
    • Guest
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    • essex gmail hall league rental southend southend-on-sea sports toilets
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Just got back

    Have to say, brilliant result from Brizzle even in the freezing cold. We played really well overall, but slacked somewhat in the beginning of the first half. Cracking goal by Marky Gower to make it 2-1. Should have scored more tho with chances from both Gray and Dudfield in the second half...
    • West Country Shrimper
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    • separated shared southend suppor toilets wasn
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
    • one flew over the cockles nest
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Smiffy

    New Ground

    So people if you had the opportunity to design this new state of the art ground for us how would you go about it? Personally, I would like it to be around the 15000 capacity mark with the ability to increase if need be, for starters. I would like one end behind the goal to be terracing if at...

  11. Just wondered who..........

    Apolagies go out to the guys who were standing in front of me last night. I was standing right at the back of terrace 1 just by the entrance to the toilets (ooh-err). The noisey one with the long sleeved away shirt! Anyway, when Corbett scored I, (as so many of us did) went absolutely...

  12. Acceptance of a new era

    On the way to the ground,I spoke to numerous Bristol Rovers supporters,who are understandable pleased how the season is going,not one of them believed that Ian Atkins would turn the team around,after clearing out a majority of players,and almost starting from square one. The ground was small,but...
  13. The Artful Shrimper

    Leon Cort

    Leon Corts contract runs out on July 1st. As he is still in the employ of Southend United would it not be a bad idea for the board to have him repaint the toilets in the east stand...maybe sell a few goods in the club shop and let the girls put their feet up. Maybe personally write a letter to...
  14. DTS

    I believe

    I believe There's many things I believe when it come to the Blues, So if you'll give me a minute then I'll give you my views, I believe Stan Collymores treated fair by the press, The reason Tes has lost form; well of course it was stress, I believe Constantines best when hes out on the...
    • DTS
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    • ber blues essex flair heres hes one team in essex pace qui rea sing spread stress suppor support toilets
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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