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  1. RobM

    Away fans treatment

    Is it just me (quite likely) or is anyone else a tad miffed about how away supporters are generally treated as second-class? Poorer view, ghastly toilets, can't see the scoreboard, higher price tickets (£28 at Peterborough for some) just some examples. Not everywhere I agree but certainly some...

  2. Hello from Ed

    Hello! New to Southend from North London and despite not having been yet am thinking of a season ticket. Any tips about where to/not to sit? I worry about pillars, toilets, a cup of tea at half-time and I like to sing a bit but am not too much. Anything else I need to know to fit in from day...

  3. Beer and Bogs

    Following up on discussions at our SOUTHEND UNITED SUPPORTERS GROUP meetings at which The Commercial Director Danny Macklin attended, one of our representatives, Ken Taylor of TZ took a tour of the ground, as number of supporters have expressed a desire for much needed facility improvements...
    • McNasty
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    • blues bogs english football english soccer essex football following football football league fossets farm fourth division league two macklin npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc taylor the home of football toilets
    • Replies: 104
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Ken Livingstone

    Oh dear. 725648984165883904 and now apparently he's locked himself in the toilets with the media outside asking if he agrees with Hitler.
  5. TrueBlue

    Gender neutral toilets in schools

    Apparently there are now calls for gender neutral toilets in schools because around 1 percent of students are not sure what gender they are. Words fail me Discuss
    • TrueBlue
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    • gender neutral rate schools toilets
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Hiya....

    I've been following Southend since 1978, and the first game I paid to get into (and didn't climb over the wall into the North bank toilets) was for the opening league game of the 78/9 season vs Chester. I've followed and dipped into the shrimper zone site , and can personally identify with the...

  7. So what's all the fuss about.......

    Still digesting my first game for almost 4 years at RH. My only diet of the mighty blues has been my lunchtime read of SZ (and a surreal trip to Wembley). First things first - heart-warming to see that nothing at RH has changed - the car park (bigger pot holes), the bar, the toilets, and even...
    • daveydiamond
    • Thread
    • bentley blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division furore league league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football toilets
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Hello All

    Hello Everyone, My name is Nick I run the Southend Timeline website, I admit I am not a great follower of Football but always look out for the Southend result, until recently I used to feature the fixture list and results on the website but a change in FA regulations forced me to discontinue...
    • Southend Timeline
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    • blues features foo football fro hall http north bank rack roots roots hall somewhere southend timeline toilets walls
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: New to ShrimperZone?

  9. Ben Clarkson Olympic Sprinter

    Was sat in the South Upper today (allegedly on duty) when a tribe of podgy spammers sat 2 rows in front of us and did nothing but slate of our club from the toilets, the view, the team and eventually our very own Ben as he ran over to the West to treat one of ours. After very loudly saying "pot...
    • Blues 'n twos
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    • blues clarkson english football english soccer essex football fitter football football league fossets farm fourth division fro league two npower football league ran rea real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sprinter sufc the home of football toilets usain worthy
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Dave of the Match

    Cats Flushing Toilets!

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886488 Im in stitches - you might not find funny though. Well good =D
  12. londonblue

    How Green Will the Stadium Be?

    It would be a good idea to make the stadium as green as possible. Not only would that make us look good, it will save us money and also help the environment. For example, the amount of rain water that falls on a roof that large would easily be enough to water the pitch in the dry spells and...

  13. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
    • Peter Pan
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    • amounts ban burger crack cries didn dink dru eager establishment grab hadn hills literally mccoys pulled rate rubbish tangled toilets wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Winkle

    10 things I miss about being a kid!

    Having grown up in the 70s/80s, I am just curious what other shrimpers liked or disliked about their youth! Here are some of mine! 10 Things I liked! (1) 5p jambori bags! (2) spud guns! (3) saturday morning cinema! (4) Scrumping! (5) Staying out and playing runouts till the the street lights...
    • Winkle
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    • bath burn cinema cure foo joi oil spud stinging toilets youth
    • Replies: 94
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. The (Very Long) Diary of a Happy Fan

    Tuesday 3rd - Just come back from the pub, nice chat with Ron Mack, told him that I couldn't afford any more trips to watch the Blues this season, especially as out of 5 trips I had managed 2 draws and 3 defeats. Friday 6th - Incredible, just told my son that I hoped we wouldn't give away an...
    • A Century United
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    • afford ant barracking bear continued cooked cos deer didn eastwood eating especially firms folk fortune ful fur grab hall hamilton incredible keefmoon lose mistakes money naturally piers piggy poorly posted pres reminisce reminiscent rolling roots signals singing slagging stopped suppor support tear toilets voice wallet wouldn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. DTS

    My dilema Part Deux

    Lads, After weeks of talking of mates dilema's ( The mate who claimed to be a pilot, mate snaking his best mates ex-bird) I now have my own little dilema. Having split with Mrs DtS in November I have been having a bit of a self impossed quiet period. Really cant be ****d with the hassle of...
    • DTS
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    • claimed conversation didn didnt dru dts eastwood finds freddy eastwood hanks hassle havent toilets
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Uncle Leo

    Spurs vs Southend

    BRAVE BLUES BUCKLE AS CUP RUN ENDS Southend’s wonderful Carling Cup adventure ended at White Hart Lane tonight, but they can be immensely proud of the performance they put in against the Premierships in-form team. Tottenham had won their previous 10 home games and had dented Manchester...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • anonymous applause atmosphere brough concede cup dawson deathly ead enjoyed exactly faced foo gulf jury literally money occasions outlet pathe port ran restricted sentence sons subbed superb tilly toilets worthy
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. stu blue

    Hello all

    I have been lurking around SZ for about a year now, just reading what everyone elses opions on the mighty shrimpers are, and im totally new to this sort of thing so please be gentle with me!! I have followed Southend since my dad took me in the late 80's, when the north bank was the...
    • stu blue
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    • crow crown didn didnt icke ickets league paul clark qui toilets topping
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
    • Groyne Strain
    • Thread
    • afford amusement arriving burger daw encourage fur heaven icke ickets ickle intact knowing loud mile money ran shared ski skinheads splitting suppor tickle toilets trek wallet wes whitmore
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. J

    Things that annoy you

    people that don't give way commuters who feel the need to shout on trains down their phone tony blair sandwiches with butter (but toast is fine) continental breakfast business class seats on an airline that don't have screens ( ) wayne gray.. people who are gay and proud money...
    • J
    • Thread
    • airline foo screens spread toilets
    • Replies: 115
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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