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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Shrimper_Apes

    Friday 8th August...

    LAUNCH NIGHT - FRIDAY 8TH AUGUST @ BAKERS BAR! FOR GUESTLIST E-MAIL club_bounce@hotmail.co.uk or PM me. GUESTLIST GIVES YOU CHEAP ENTRY BEFORE 11 AND ALL DRINKS ARE ONLY £2 ALL NIGHT!!!!! Remember the days when you could go out with your mates, have a laugh and not have to worry about some...
    • Shrimper_Apes
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    • following funky hanks hip hotmail jungle measure mix support thrown
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. TrueBlue

    Hands up

    if you got thrown out of the match last night?

  4. Pubey's "Tunes from the leftfield" - 11

    Wolf Parade... a great band and their new album is brilliant. check them out if you like quirky poppy indie with a bit of arcade fire/modest mouse thrown in Wolf Parade - Shine a Light
    • Pubey
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    • arcade thrown
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Morgan Tsvangirai Possibly Quitting...

    Since its the last day of term at uni, the task of packing has ultimately turned into a quest of procrastination for which the BBC News website comes in handy. However, their main headline really troubles me which concerns the possible resignation of Morgan Tsvangirai from Zimbabwe's election...
    • the dark deshrimper
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    • afghanistan army bbc bear bitter democracy military mounting outcomes packing procrastination pulled qui restored suppor support thrown
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    The battle for survival

    The only excitement that comes close to the battle for the Premier League is the fight to merely stay in it for another season. The financial rewards of the top flight are now so vast that relegation is no longer an occupational hazard that can be thrown off with one straight-forward recovery...
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    Proud to be a Shrimper

    The question I put to everyone is, what makes you proud to be a Blues fan? Had gathered a big group of us for the match on Sky Sports last night at the local, and in no time at all the pulsating tie and the hard working Blues had won over and converted the entire pub to Southend supporters...
  8. Slipperduke

    Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko

    After a distinctly underwhelming first season in English football, Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko were derided as hugely expensive flops, but yesterday, they gave Chelsea a real chance of winning their third title in four years. If they do, it will be the most extraordinary and...

  9. Bentley's Absurd Greats Weekly Choons

    Following the format of Metal Monday, Tunes from Left Field etc, I present Bentley's Absurd Greats - dedicated to tunes that are, as Ron Manager once said, uncategoriseable. Many of these great songs are being thrown together on compilation albums marked as 'Guilty Pleasures', but I loathe this...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
    • Thread
    • accent bacon bentley dedicated fleet following ley mask metal music pleasures roots similar thrown tunisia
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle, the Irish, and a terrible hangover...

    Just back from the trip to Glasgow and Carlisle about an hour ago - Still absolutely buzzing from the result! First off, I'd like to say it was an absolute pleasure meeting those of you I bumped into and sat beside for the match. You, along with the masses that travelled up, are an absolutely...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • arriving atmosphere chuck deed didn dominance especially foo generated griffin hut ish knackers mis pres qui ran singing southminster starters thrown
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. CC51DAS

    Swans, Donny and Forest fans - record your thanks her

    We have certainly thrown it wide open today - subject to the Leeds decision of course
  12. sufcintheprem

    Semi-match report

    I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...
    • sufcintheprem
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Slipperduke

    2008 European Championships

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  14. shrimpereeee

    Sometimes I despair

    Why would anyone travel all the way to Swindon on Easter Monday to abuse one of our own players' for the full 90 minutes? If you were one of those group of 3 or 4 grown men sitting 2 rows back from the front who literally rained abuse on Tommy Black throughout the game I would be interested to...
  15. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Pt 7

    Usual rules, usual people banned. Hope this one dont cause too many arguments! :) 1. Robbie Williams covered the song My Way in 2006. Which singer or band enjoyed varying degrees of success with the song in each of the following years ? a. 1969 b. 1971 c. 1977 d. 1978...
    • Vange Shrimper
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    • ban beatles beef biblical california category degrees diesel dre enjoyed fictional following japanese mario nazis pain rolling shrinking ski stones thrown
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Flaiming Moe

    Mass Brawl at Football Match

    Amazing story and pictures. Fists and chairs fly as football league match descends into a violent mass brawl Last updated at 14:23pm on 14th February 2008 Police have launched a probe into how a football match descended into a mass brawl which saw fists flying and chairs used as missiles...
    • Flaiming Moe
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    • abandoned affray ched criminal damaged dishes doni foo league missiles officers phoenix punches punching salford suffering thrown
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. seany t

    SUFC in Guardian Weekend Magazine

    Not sure how many readers there are of The flannel-wearing-tree-hugging-liberal-loving Guardian there are one here, but I'm one of them. Albeit without the flannel wearing. Last weeks supplement had a restaurant review in it about the new offering at Chelsea's ground, and I was so appalled I...
    • seany t
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    • burger dining foo icke lived threatened thrown
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Do we need this supporter back from 'on loan' to the USA!?!?

    What to do....... Should I have stopped my son (12) going to Utah on his schools skiing trip yesterday?! Ok, ok, sure it would have cost me a pie & a soda pop but somehow it just has to be cheaper than ski hire, Delta Airlines, transfers & Holiday Inn eh?!?! Perhaps if I sold it to him...
    • dashman
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    • cos dash delta ead schools sing skiing stopped suppor thrown transfers
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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