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Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.
A Boy walks into his parents bedroom and see's his dad having sex with his mum. ''What are you doing ?'' ''Making you a brother or sister!'' His dad replies. ''Do her doggy style, I want a puppy.'' Joe is on his last day at work as a postman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary...- THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Taxing Times For EPL
Have you noticed anything strange about this transfer window? Usually by this stage of the summer the Premier League is awash with new superstars from every corner of the planet, all clutching whopping great contracts and glibly swearing their allegiance to the cause, but with the exception of...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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SZ Novella - Chapter One
Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Nice place to stay if you need to stop over in Colshister
Try this place - its about 10 minutes taxi ride from the ground http://www.derelicte.co.uk/severalls-asylum-revisited- CC51DAS
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Macca out on the lash
After another woeful and disheartening performance on Saturday against Yeovil I attempted to drown my sorrows with a night out for a friend's birthday. At the end of the night I was crossing the road outside Varsity and crossing in the other direction was Alan McCormack. Initially pleased to...- Bromley Blue
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- attempted taxi wished
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Our little trip to Chelsea
I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...- Benfleet A1
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- applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Interview with Derek Spence
here you go.... What a cracking fellow and managed to persuade him to come to the last away game of the season! Cheers Spencey! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What was Dave Smith like to play for? He was a bit of an enigma. If...- ManchesterBlues
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My weird day trip to Bristol.
Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report
Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Shambles at St James
Kevin Keegan has gone, Mike Ashley is going and the Toon Army can no longer be relied upon to fund the senseless destruction of their football team. Newcastle United are in meltdown, slumped near the bottom of the Premier League and now, thanks to this lacklustre defeat at the hands of...- Slipperduke
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- advertisement amused army ban cabs cup encounter faced frazier hanks hotspur league meltdown outlet patience publicly repeated rugby taxi threaten undone venables
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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New car tax bands
With the new tax bands looming, and looming for all cars, not just newer ones, here is a useful tax-band calculator so you can find out just how much less your car is going to be worth when you are paying £450 tax on it. :stunned: Parkers Tax Guide This has got to be one of the stupidest...- A Century United
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- axes behaviour ive taxi
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Big Brother 9
seriously....what the **** am I watching!!!!!!! this is ment to be a cross section of Britian.....Taxi.....to the airport - one way ticket please Love the way that every year you get your token Fatty, token old person, token foriegn person, token wriedo, token gay person ect! the only good...- Yellow Army
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- icke taxi token
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Carlisle - Roll Call and Pub watch :)
Alright folks - Just wanted to get a scope on who is going where up at Carlisle for some pre/post match booze. I'm travelling over with a friend, first flying to Glasgow, and then training it down with Mr Glasgow Rich - So would be nice to meet up with everyone travelling up from Essex. Rich...- Irish_Shrimper
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- booze discretion essex following griffin pubs taxi
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Rasmus - In the shadows
Just reminiscing, listening to this on youtube and wondered what the SZ faithful's opinion on it was. Nothing taxing, just a poll to brighten up the evening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azpErXezD8M- fredheim_holm
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- reminiscing shadow taxi
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!
Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...- TrueBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ricky Otto and Bart Griemink
POSH DIARY: Former Posh star still enjoying a life of crime ON PROBATION: Only this time Ricky Otto works for the service. « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View Gallery AS new occupations for former footballers go, Ricky Otto's role as a probation officer is one of the most unlikely. In...- Napster
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- ban behaviour bible ched criminal degree enjoyed flooding foo headed ley officer privilege probation taxi
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Should woman be allowed to drink?
Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...- DTS
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- bash booze dru dts eating flash pain repeating taxi throws
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Venice?
Sorry to be pain on this topic again but I am off tomorrow with the Mrs for a long weekend and got a few questions. I have tried looking them up but cant be sure as you get so much contrasting info on the Net. So for those that have been can I ask? 1) Our hotel is in St Marks square. What is...- DTS
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- adaptor dts pain taxi venice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Cat lovers dont read!
True story happened today infact. My wifes boss got up late and decided to get a taxi to work as he was in a rush. He was having a right old yarn with the cabbie bloke ,when a cat ran out in front of them and they felt a couple of thuds underneath the car. The cabbie pulled over and they both...- Winkle
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- crow fro honourable pain pulled ran stopped taxi yar
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Thailand?
Had a right old yarn with the taxi driver taking me home last night. Turns out he lives in Thailand but comes home to work for four monthes of the year just to earn enough money to go back home and live for the rest of the year. Not all that strange you would think, but I would say he was in...- Winkle
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- fro hes money taxi thailand wouldn yar
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- Forum: Homer's Bar