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  1. Gutted beyond words

    I had to have a job finished by end of the day in Bracknell yesterday and as a result couldn't get to the game. On top of that there was an accident on the M25 and at one point it looked like I wouldn't even get back to see it on TV. A mate accepted my ticket with absolute shock and disbelief...

  2. Government Health Warning!!!!

    WARNING!!! .... NEVER EVER..... .... EVER .... swallow your bubble gum...
  3. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
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  4. get yourself arrested and make £90,000

    tonights vote on the increase in holding terrorist suspects is very interesting the goverment is proposing that if they pass the new law, and someone is held for over a month with no charge, they will pay that person £3,000 a day, in compensation so do the sums. Would you grow a bushy...
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    • compensation meals swallow terrorist
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    Leeds United

    The dream that they lived under Peter Ridsdale has long since faded into a memory but, for the supporters of Leeds United, it's taking a lot longer to wake up from the nightmare that followed. Defeat at Wembley to a spirited and creative Doncaster Rovers means that it's another season in the...
  6. Westcliff Shrimper

    The New Striker

    I know one swallow doesn't make a summer, but with Super Hooper showing a bit of form now, should Tilly be thinking of making sure the new striking sensation we should be signing soon can play alongside our number 21...
  7. OttoTheShrimp

    The Return of Mr Eastwood???

    Well the NOTW have done it again!! Not sure if it's been mentioned already but there was a small article in the paper today basically saying that Freddie is being lined up for a shock return :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Now I clearly want to state that this did make me chuckle and I...
  8. ldnfatso

    Risqué Riddles

    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Complaints to City Council

    Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. J

    A well reasoned point..

    I am worried. I am being truthful, i am extremely concerned as to the future of this football club. Mr Tilson, Mr Brush and Mr Eastwood. We the fans owe a lot to these people. Yet i have a niggling worry.. we have so much to thank tilly and brush for, but i am afraid, time is running out. Tilly...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke meets...

    When I caught up with Adrian Clarke in London's trendy Camden, it was raining. "It's raining," he said with a wry smile, as the water pounded against the windows. He glanced outside at the widening pools of water on the pavement, the reflected lights of the traffic turning them into...
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    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Napster

    Lost in Translation

    from the guardian What football-related terms are there in other languages that have no direct equivalent in English?" we asked last week. "Don't the Brazilians have a word for dinking the ball over an opponent's head and dashing around to collect it? And does anyone have a better name for the...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Know when to hold 'em...

    I have decided that I am never going to play Tilly at poker(hence title) as he must be one hell of a gambler. The smallest squad in the division, only two signings, one of those an untried league debutant and the other an aging star on the decline that has not played since December and was more...
    • rabbloke
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. shrimpereeee

    Grimsby

    Has anyone noticed our recent tendency not to score in important games away from home? For example: 2 LDV final's FA Cup ties at Everton, Sheffield Wednesday, West Ham and Southampton I have been to each one of these and the bitter pills of defeat would have been much easier to swallow if...

  15. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. What the papers say

    Telegraph "Southend were the sharper outfit for much of the game but despite an impressive show from Freddy Eastwood, signed from Grays Athletic, they had to swallow their second successive defeat in the LDV final." Times "Despite a record 17 matches unbeaten, Southend were a tad static and...
    • Hong Kong Blue
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Quiet Today ?

    Is it me or is it very quiet on here today..... I have a hunch that if we had lost then the Doom and gloom merchants would have been tapping away on their Keyboards with big grins on their faces gleefully posting negative comments..... I knew things would pick up (although one swallow does not...

  18. If you were Jonny Wilkinson..

    Purely a hypothetical dilemma, as I'm resigned to the fact I'll never be a part of any World Cup winning team at any sport, but if I were in the egg-chasing squad would I have gone to meet the Queen? As a staunch anti-royalist I have a strong dislike for her, her family and what they...
    • Ron Manager
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    • cup principle pulled representing swallow
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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