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  1. C C Csiders

    New Terror Warning from an unsuspected source

    The terror threat has been raised again because a well known terrorist, it is believed, has managed to evade the authorities at either our airports or our ports and is at large in this country. Unusually, in this day and age, he is not an Islamic terrorist, but a French one. It is believed he...
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    • frenchman islamic suspected suspicious terror terrorist
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. C C Csiders

    Former Policemen

    Why can't they leave it alone? There are at least three that live down my road, and they are always snooping about, and being nosey. One continually walks his dog up and down my road, and every morning when I am getting in my car to go to work he leers at me, making me feel guilty about doing...
  3. Southend_Lady

    Dave the Shrimper and Southend Lady - Verdict?

    Over the last few days, speculation about myself and DtS has been rife - Not naming any names (GlasgowFC and Einstein) but certain SZoners are suspicious of our actions/motives. Would anyone care to comment on this subject bearing in mind that me and Dave will have people for slander if need be...
  4. Jay_Shrimper

    Wubbish Day.

    :mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...
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    • blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Jonny_Stokes

    A foursome with twins and a mate, anyone?

    From todays Metro.... ------------------ Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it. Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural...
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    • abandoned anonymous attempted concrete criminal dressed filed gran grave laura mart officer schools stated stopped suspicious
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Credit Card Scam - Very Important

    People, i got a warning on another site regarding a credit card scam which i think everyone should be aware of, i will also be looking into it on my return to work. From another site..... One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from...
    • navy shrimper
    • Thread
    • conversation didn ell filed hanks ish issued pattern remarkable suspicious town visa
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. steveo

    relatively funny joke

    guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks...
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    • airport amazed dealings fro incredible jet suspicious undercover wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Thick scouse monkeys...

    Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool. Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised...

  9. Mobile Phone Security

    OK, I have been having a bit of trouble with the good lady recently, she thinks I'm playing away from home, which I am most definitely not but I am getting rather explicit text messages from an old flame who wants to meet for some fun. Now, I tend to delete most of these texts as soon as I...
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    • flame fuelled gain inbox register suspicious
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Joke

    A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he was pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?" "No" replies the Officer...

  11. want a raise

    Why the Penis Requested a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge head first into everything I do. * I do not get weekends and public holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work...
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