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  1. DTS

    Is it easier to turn down a dirt bag or a girl next door.

    Last Saturday after laying out 17 of our own supporters in the West I drove home as fast as the DtS Love Jeep could carry me as I had a works night out. Having been made redundant from the job I loved in the city last May I am currently working for a bank closer to home. The work is pretty...
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    • dru dts easier exactly heres money qui redundant stray suprise town wasn wore wouldn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Question Taking toddlers abroad

    Mothers and Fathers, Mrs DtS and I are getting hitched in July. I know this will be a blow to a lot of you (Both men and women) but I am sorry you cant have me. Anyway as we have a 2 month old daughter who will for the mathmatically challenged amogst you be 9 months old on the day. Mrs DtS has...
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    • arter ched dads dts honeymoon kee mums somewhere starter suprise
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Ricey

    Pre-Match Thread Ricey's Report. Oldham Athletic 22/11/08

    Return Of The Kev! Saturday the 22nd of November brings Oldham Athletic to Roots Hall and the first and most noticeable point of their visit is the 2 match touchline ban that has been handed to the Latics manager John Sheridan for improper conduct. The unfortunate news for us Shrimpers is that...
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    • alkmaar brough cas contracts convicted cup enjoyed hall lauren league league one moore production roots stopped suprise torquay town wouldn youth
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Sean 2

    Slighty techy stuff..

    Haven't seen this pointed out so far about the game yesterday so will try and keep it simple... Our problem yesterday in keeping that 2-0 scoreline intact came from possibly many areas that have been discussed thus far,a local derby,weather conditions,tough midweek game but it's time to turn to...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. CHEMICO FC

    My prediction this season is promotion

    I think southend are going to get promoted this season,there wasnt many good teams in this league last term.They will suprise everyboody.Lets see and get behind them.I think tilly and brush have done so well for the club.So lets back all the way. colin.
  6. DTS

    My take on the coming and goings...

    Currently on gardening leave and our internet has packed up at home so I am reduced to a using Mrs DtS when she gets back from work so excuse me if I am a bit late with this. Personally I cant see what all the fuss is about. Of the released five only Black was anywhere near a regular first...
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    • crow crown didn didnt dts gardening grab hall suprise tilly
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Flinty

    Is this our best Chance

    Looking ahead to next season, does this year present a better chance than the next few seasons for us to gain promotion. Based on the likely line up, I expect the folowing to be looking for promotion from league 1 next season, assuming Doncaster and Carlisle join the Swans. Leeds Forest MK...
  8. Ricey

    Anyone in the know that could help??

    Its my girlfriend's 21st birthday on the 30th of March, now she is currently (trying to sway her to the real side) an Arsenal fan. (Although she is coming to some Southend games so should be able to convert ;) ) And for her birthday I wanted to try and get tickets to go see Arsenal at the...
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    • emirates icke ickets liverpool suprise
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
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    • ard barnard continued cruise dru elephants exactly foo ford lose money moon mums ops pulled randomness shoe superb suppor support suprise twenty whore
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. did anyone else see all the 1000s of kossys in trafalgar square

    i suppose it shouldnt suprise me,but why oh why are they celebrating over here, when you read some of the reports that some kossys flew back from new york to be there, it makes you wonder why all our car washers didnt go back?? now then Iwonder why ?? life too easy over here?? better...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Murkey_Mouse

    If you thought SUFC fans are negative? check out Col Ewes forums

    http://www.cu-fcchat.com/chat/viewtopic.php?t=22312&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Feel free to check it out, make me laugh. I cannot wait to see Col Ewes get stuffed over the next few games. They cannot even win a game at Layer Road and got thrashed by Peterboro, to be fair PeterBoro...
  12. DTS

    Would you read Dad of DtS book?

    Right - I am in need of a bit of secrecy on this one....And as Dad of DtS is off on hols this week I am hoping he wont see this post but.... Basically my old man is writing a book at the moment. Its only really for his own enjoyment about his times watching Southend. Its not really a book...
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    • approching biography copies cos dose dosent dts published rate retail shift suprise
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. DTS

    Are Stir Frys much cop?

    Got back to Mrs DtS last night after a long day at work. Mrs DtS kindly said she would cook while I made a few work calls. I had had a realy crap day so she said she would do a special one. As I made call after call to loads of totally unmortgageable customers my mouth began to salivate. In...
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    • dts pork suprise uns
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Manager of the month

    goes to Wise.... big suprise
  15. DTS

    Strangest place you have met a bird.

    When I was at college as Dad of DtS is a cold and heartless ******* I had to work over the weekends to pay for my own beer money. How child line didn't get involved I will never know but there you go. Most of my mates worked at Tesco's but that was too far for me to walk so i got a job as a...
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    • alice cooking didn didnt dishes dts gest money peoples suprise
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. DTS

    Is sort core porn a waste of time? (ADULTS ONLY).

    Having got back to Brighton for 7ish after the Millwall game I did as I did most Saturdays and got the lads round. We are a bit short on numbers this week as my mates Fist, Sweaty and The Pilot are all sunning themselves so it was just three of us. The plan as always really was to head into...
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    • beds ched collapse core dru ish kebab porn seperate suprise
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. duncan bulgaria

    Lets hope we can learn from this season

    Come on lads , in all fairness the fact that we have been relegated (well nearly anyway)has come as no suprise to myself , this season, we have too small of a squad , not enough quailty and a rather inexperienced manager ( especially at this level). The thing that has wound me up and probably...
  18. Flinty

    Lets Have Belief

    Come on lets believe...its not over yet and there is plenty to play for Luton...Down in my opinion Leeds have Ipswich at home, Deby and Southampton away so i can only see 3 points here Hull have Plymouth at home Cardiff and Stoke away..again only 3 points in my opinion leicester have...
  19. duncan bulgaria

    Stepping up to the plate

    Following on from i reply to a previous thread regarding our teams character or lack of it should i say, i was just interested to know how many players in our current squad you'd like to have beside you in the dark depths of a relegation dog fight. Me personally could only call on arout 5 at a...
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    Dell

    Anybody know how I can get Dell to amend my delivery timings? Ordered a notebook from them last night, but just found out it's due to be delivered between 8am & 6pm (how in this day & age can they not be more specific) next Thursday (which unfortunately co-incides with my drive down south that...
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