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  1. wiggy

    Wiggy's ratings!

    Flavs 6 two high claims, one good low stop, good distribution apart from 2 wayward ones, just seen goal again and unstopable! Hammel 6 ok at times, not so good others Hunt 4 looks a very weak link as soon as he's up against anyone decent, totally shown up for the JCR goal Barrett 6 not bad but...
  2. Winkle

    Buying over the internet.

    I purchased an L.C.D. TV for my lad on november the 12th as a crimbo pressie. On setting the thing up on chritmas day, whenever you plugged a dvd player or his Xbox into the scart 1 ,the main picture started jumping all over the place. T.B.H I was not impressed with the tv and because it had...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • arrange cos crimbo especially faul mails money similar supply xbox
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Why?

    From BBC . . . Fire crew aid in penis operation Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis. Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the...

  5. Help Needed

    HELP NEEDED I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • arriving convince firestorm league lover migrants muslims nam newly prattle religion sticking supply thailand vince
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. davewebbsbrain

    Southend Programmes...

    I have a shed load of Southend programmes from the 1990's (home and away) in the loft gathering dust. If anyone is interested in purchasing them as a job lot, PM me and I will get them down and supply more info on them.
  7. scrounger

    Dump

    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • advised audi bathroom chilli clinging core failing following harmony hurts imo japanese nam noisy odious scissors screaming shirt shuffle sing sinister socks stinging supply tolerance tone towels walls wipe
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. callan

    pocket money for kids.

    After a weeks holiday listening to my kids demanding money for stuff, I have decided enough is enough and they will now receive a weekly allowance which will hopefully teach them the value of money and stand them in good stead for the future. However Mrs C and I cannot agree on what amount they...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • cleaning ead following jobs money shoes supply
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    Have you ever brough a jazz mag?

    Just been down my local shop to get my Mum's birthday card. As we walked out Ben comment what a vast and plentyful supply of jazz mags there were. I realised at this point that I have never ever brought a jazz mag. Ben said that he had done once from his local corner store as a kid. It was...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • anonymous brough supply
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Well I never knew That.

    In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb '. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • entered frames fro gentlemen honeymoon huh money phrase prime printers pubs pulled supply unruly
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Che's Left Foot

    Ron: The day my family home was raided by the police

    Apologies if it's already been posted, but Ron's article on the echo website makes for interesting reading... Link: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1263579.0.the_day_my_family_home_was_raided_by_the_police.php
    • Che's Left Foot
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    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Ron Manager

    David Beckham to sign on loan...

    ...till the end of the season. Just think about it. - He isn't getting a game at Real - He's about to move to America so will want to pack up Beckingham Palace before he goes (which is just down the road from us) - He's stated he could never play for any Premiership team except for Manc U -...
  13. Shrimpersunited

    CocaCola latest - Blues insider gets it wrong

    Southend united now have £99.50 with the highest super fan raising £14 and is has double the amount of second place which sets him in pole postiton for a free 07/08 season card. Second place has £7 which will see him win a years supply of coke, but he is being chased closly by third place who...

  14. The Tosh Review - Derby

    Just got back from an exciting game... however we could still be playing and I doubt we would have scored, it was one of those days where both teams could have had 3 or 4 goals. Praise must be give for Derby who defended well and were it not for some woeful shooting and good saves from Flavs...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • caused ched didn especially ford moore rare rock sleeve supply suppor support threats tilly
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. The General

    Reserve game today!

    For anyone who dares to watch SZFC, you see sitters missed week in, week out but today's reserve encounter really took the biscuit. I have never seen a team so dominant and miss so many chances. Altho Badbuy put away 2 he must have missed about 10 and at times tried doing too much rather...
  16. Richard_Cadette

    Absolutely disgraceful

    I have managed to somehow refrain from posting hours after the final whistle in previous weeks, purely because I felt the need to try and sit back and evaluate what I had just witnessed before saying things which werent necessary, but no more. What I witnessed this afternoon was one of the most...
    • Richard_Cadette
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    • abd concede desired displays doesnt faul foo gutless havent league lesser mis mistakes money pathe qui refrain rock sleeve smithy supply suppor support tilly wasn
    • Replies: 83
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. DTS

    Are pony tails on men

    Every morning I get the delights of the 7.02am from Burgess Hill to London Bridge. As you regualr commuters will know you get used to seeing the same old faces day in day out. The Brighton Line as you can imagine does have a vast supply of freaks and lifes losers but there is one man that...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ands approx cas hanks hasn ish nails prepared shirt shoes sucked supply
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. wiggy

    Another mare from Gutts,

    Backwards and sideways, very poor passing, if Tilly don't rate Jay Smith then for christ sake get someone in midfield that creates and pushes forward and is a supply line. This bloke is a passenger when will you all see it? Thought Peter Clarkes performance was pathetic, never won a header...
  19. South Bank Hank

    Easy! Easy! Easy!

    Can I suggest the following items for a match-day "kit": Pack of sweets, healthy supply of bottle-lids (one to replace the one they take off of the bottles and several for throwing simply to prove the point) and a supply of rope to tie down the arms of any idiots in the near vicinity...
  20. Slipperduke

    Having a nightmare with BT

    Dear BT, I think we need to talk. I've been thinking about this a long time and I've come to the conclusion that...well, I don't think we should see each other anymore. Look, don't get upset. It's not me, it's you. Do you remember when we first met? I'll save you the trouble of...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • amused amusement cables charging ful hadn money phoneline radiohead router seperate somewhere supplements supply suppor support voice warn wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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