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  1. Slipperduke

    Leaving It Late

    Newcastle 3-1 Middlesbrough Taylor, 9 Beye (og), 3 Martins 71 Lovenkrands, 86 They don't make it easy on themselves up on Tyneside. Watching this spirited and determined victory over Middlesbrough, the objective observer could be forgiven for wondering why they hadn't tried such an approach...
  2. Smiffy

    Breaking News Ron's Blog

    I feel that I should be letting you have my thoughts and feelings about the season now it is effectively at an end but I promised that I would answer all the questions that are put to me and I am continuing to do so. However I will need to bring this to an end soon as it was only meant to span...
  3. canveyshrimper

    Pharmacology

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful...
  4. Slipperduke

    No More 4-4-2!

    Fabio Capello has much to ponder. Though certain sections of the UK press appear to have an unhealthy obsession with an ageing bit-part midfielder and his quest for caps, the real question mark hangs over the structure of the England team. Capello has said that he will be taking this evening's...
  5. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
  6. Orient to Essex??

    LEYTON ORIENT IN HARLOW MOVE? By Alan Scott HARLOW Town chairman Simon Morgan and Harlow MP Bill Rammell have condemned speculation linking Leyton Orient FC with a shock move to Harlow. Radio and news media have picked up on the rumours indicating a bold switch to Essex for the struggling...
  7. Ricey

    Pre-Match Thread Ricey's Report: Huddersfield Town (H) 13/12/08

    6 Points None The Richer. Saturday's game against Huddersfield town is a definate 6 pointer for the Shrimpers. They are directly below us and if Huddersfield win they go above us, this is something we don't want to happen and why this game is of great improtance to us. I think a major issue...
  8. Request from Ron

    Just received this... I think in his quiet way he is asking for Mildew to get some support for a change.
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
  10. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...
  11. scrounger

    Smooth Operator: 27 ways to make girls smile.... NOT SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE

    Number 22 makes me laugh... 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, (or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she...
  12. chadded

    Next time you do an exam..

    Suitable for work.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBWjXPaZuqg
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    50 Things To Do In A Lift

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Charlie Bit Me (Some Adult Humour)

    Don't know if anyone has seen it. But these two videos made me crack up. First video you have to see to get the second one- First vid (suitable for children): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM Second video (may not be suitable for children)...
  15. yogi bear up the cagire

    Searching For A Plan B?

    Hesitated about starting a new thread on this but can't find anyone referring to Paul Brush's interview (part 1) on Blues World and couldn't find a suitable thread to tack it onto. He spoke about Gower having to make up his mind up about his future, pretty quickly, when he returns from holiday...
  16. Slipperduke

    Capello

    Here in the UK, the TV companies who fought bitterly for the rights to screen the European Championships are now desperately trying to find a way of making them appeal to a sulking nation. One station leads its advertising campaign with footage of people in the street being asked who they'll...
  17. Suitable Punishment?

    Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past...
  18. Flinty

    Things to do before your 40 !

    Zone As you may have seen i now enter the final year of my 30's. This got me thinking, what should i have done before hitting the big 40.....So i open it up to you the Zone public from which I will compile a list and tick off as my next big day approaches......... Only constraints on your...
  19. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Carlisle Trip - A Question

    Help please for any useful hints. No. 1 Junior Suffolk Shrimper and me are going to travel up to the Lake District the day before and camp there, returning back to Suffolk on Sunday. On the 'permission slip' for getting the prodigal off school for a day I sold it on the idea of it being an...
  20. The Big Shrimp

    How Manure Beat Liverpool * (Adult Content) *

    Not sure if this has been on anywhere else before, but just in case, enjoy! http://i30.tinypic.com/294lzys.gif It made me giggle!! Be careful, part of this isn't suitable for looking at in a work environment, unless your boss hate Manure!!! Be aware!
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