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  1. Napster

    Interview with Anton Otulakowski

    Born and bred in Yorkshire, Anton, a former international schoolboy gymnast, caught the eye of Barnsley while playing for Ossett Town and joined them in 1975 for his first pro team. Whilst at Barnsley, Anton was also holding down a full time job as a surveyor with the then Gas Board and he...
  2. Slipperduke

    Robinho. Plays For City. Weird.

    Robinho plays for Manchester City. Robinho. Plays for Manchester City. Go on, say it out loud. It doesn't sound right, does it? Nevertheless, thanks to piles of recently acquired Arab oil money, one of the best footballers in the world will soon be wearing the same sky blue shirt that so...
  3. CC51DAS

    Inbreds feature in BBC documentary

    INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    Pro40 - K*nt vs Derby

    I was hoping K*nt might be suffering a Lords hangover today, and so drop some points in the race for the title However with Derby on 37-7 after 16 overs that looks a bit of a forlorn hope
  5. Old Time Sayings

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  6. Bob Cratchitt

    Q2 Profits from the Worlds Banks

    Part of the reason why we are suffering from the credit crunch is due to these boys losing a lot of money on bad deals. I thought it would be good to see how things are progressing as they have an affect on most of our lives and some of us actually work for them. I must admit I am pleased to...
  7. Boreham Shrimper

    Mark Gower

    Signing for Swansea on a free transfer - SMS Not exactly the shock of the century is it?!
  8. seany t

    So last night I had a dream about Steve Mclaren...

    He was on Football Focus, being interviewed by Gary Lineker and Gavin Peacock, answering questions about why the England team weren't in Euro 2008, and he put it down to "match preparation". When questioned further about what he meant, he said something along the lines of: "Well I thought all...
  9. Slipperduke

    Hay Fever

    I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this, but my hay fever has been so bad in the last 24 hours that I've had to trap myself in the isolation booth of my study with the windows and doors closed. Just leaving this stuffy sanctuary for a moment, even for a wee, precipitates a sneezing fit...
  10. scrounger

    Smart A*se of the Year Award

    *6th Place* It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
  11. Barnard’s fight to be fit for the second leg

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.2264168.0..php SHRIMPERS striker Lee Barnard is fighting to be fit for Friday's vital play-off clash at Doncaster Rovers. The Billericay-based forward, who has scored nine goals for Blues since signing in January, picked up an ankle problem during the...
  12. Slipperduke

    "squeaky-bottom time."

    For the first time since 1968, the destination of the title will be decided on the last day between two teams on level points. One slip-up, one mistake, and an entire season's hard work will come crashing down around the ears of one unfortunate manager. Hundreds of millions of people will crowd...
  13. Slipperduke

    The Championship

    After the scenes of celebration that greeted their dramatic play-off victory last May, even the most cynical of Derby County's fans couldn't have imagined the humiliation that was to come. Ironically, if they'd lost that Wembley final, Billy Davies would still be in charge, picking up the...
  14. J

    The Official St George's Day thread.

    First of all, no thread hijacking, or anti-english crap, if you don't like it or don't want to participate, then **** off - Ok, below is a colelction of many things English, songs, pictures etc etc. I am very proud of my country, although we are a soft left wing taget, i still think we hold...
  15. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona

    Manchester United take on Barcelona tonight in what will certainly be the purist's choice of Champions League semi-finals. These are two teams packed full of world class players and devoted to playing the game in adventurous, swashbuckling fashion Unfortunately, only one of them is currently...
  16. Prescott admits to suffering from bulimia...

    Isn't this where you gorge yourself and then throw up afterwards? I'm thinking he missed a rather important step....
  17. One of the players we were linked with...

    I saw us linked by a few people to Spurs Yoof Terry Dixon with a possible loan deal... It's worth mentioning that he's been released after suffering a 3rd Dislocated Knee cap in 18 months :stunned:
  18. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    The Freddy Eastwood, Wolves Situation...

    Now i know we have a thread in the ex-shrimpers for Freddy, but i thought it would be easier to start a new one to shed some light on Fred's situation up there. Here is some info i have just got on a Wolves messageboard after posting a thread... This is my post; Hi. Southend fan here...
  19. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
  20. Slipperduke

    Sorry Spurs

    Juande Ramos said earlier this week that the clash with PSV Eindhoven would be a barometer of his team’s progress since he took the helm, but if that’s the case then there’s a grim storm on the horizon. Most people put Tottenham’s abysmal showing at St Andrews last weekend down to a hangover...
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