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  1. MrB

    Cars

    Getting itchy feet with the whole car thing, may well have to say sod it to the finances and treat myself again (yes I know I said elsewhere that the mortgage was my priority but....). Which of these would you go for: M5 - Top end performance and handling in a subtle style: 645 Sport -...
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    • bmw convertible equivalent exactly mortgage rea subtle
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Suffolk Blue

    Who'll be our playmaker now Gower's gone?

    Mark Gower was often the only player in the side with any guile last season. King Kev could open up a team on occassion but he's gone too (he has hasn't he?). So who'll be the creative midfielder in the team now? Scannell - showed flashes and I've got high hopes of him Macca - subtle touches...
  3. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    2008 European Championships

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  5. seany t

    Level of honesty on the Official Site

    You can't win eh? Last year, there we were, all moaning that the Club rarely let us know what was going on with potential signings and getting more and more frustrated at the apparent lack of interest in joining our beloved side (even though we all knew this almost certainly wasn't the case...
    • seany t
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Eurovision

    Before its said, yes I know its always a pile of rubbish but ive had a subtle change of heart. The Russian entry was, how can I put this, very easy on the eyes. As for Wogans commentry, quote of the night was just after the french song, "what a load of rubbish". Cant wait for our...
    • Rbs_shrimp
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    • eurovision ive pile rubbish russian subtle
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. sufcintheprem

    SZ Fantasy Championship Manager Competition

    . The Boardroom Shrimperzone FC Southend-on-Sea Essex...
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    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. sufcintheprem

    Well here's a poke at you, you can choke on it too

    Puts the boot in once more to Ridsdale and the old Leeds regime in a fairly subtle way... "We budgeted to make £50,000 in both cups but we made £540,000. That's how to run the business, not expecting to win the Champions League every year." See he's not a complete t%$&*r!
  9. Napster

    Today's Fiver

    A BENT REFEREE AND A FAIR COP Granny Fiver always used to say: "Crime doesn't pay". As Granny had a battering ram in one hand and enough diamonds to pebbledash the new Wembley in the other, the Fiver resolved merely to never get caught. Were we to attempt to fix a match, for instance, we'd go...
    • Napster
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    • bin binned bundesliga cup fa cup fixing hamburg minnows sentenced southend stones subtle wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. One O'Clock At The Crane

    I've been reliably informed that after some badgering and beavering from plenty of other Shrimpers, our learned strain of the groyne variety has decided to resurrect the Crane website. A quick peek can be found here. More Unsubtle Abuse Happy reading
  11. palexander

    Mens 'Rules'

    > >>Subject: The Rules > >> > >>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the > >>rules from the > >>male side. These are our rules:- > >> > >>Please note... these are all numbered "1." ON...
    • palexander
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    • ched christopher commercials ell hassle lying moon numbered prepared rate shoes somewhere sports subtle
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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