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Rate Them - Then Slate Them
Okay, a new idea for a thread. Rules as follows... You post a picture of a well-known figure who you "Rate!" and reasons why you rate them. With the wide-ranging opinions we often have on here, it's highly likely that, while you think they bring a bit of quality to the world, the next person...- South Bank Hank
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rafa Benitez
In an ideal world, Rafa Benitez would have flown back to England with the rest of us on Monday, tingling with excitement after watching one of the finest international tournaments in decades and clutching a notepad full of potential summer signings. In an ideal world, as manager of one of the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Chelsea fans will feel crushed today
Thanks guys, really glad you liked it! Here's the follow-up: High up near the rafters of the Luzhniki Stadium, as the early morning rain washed away the tears of his expensively assembled superstars, the Super Tsar himself, Roman Abramovich, sat disconsolately wondering what might have been...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Peter Beadle
Sacked by Newport County Beadle axe after play-off failure Apr 28 2008 Western Mail Beadle axe after play-off failure Newport County 1-2 Fisher Athletic NEWPORT COUNTY have sacked manager Peter Beadle after they failed to make the play-offs by losing to Fisher Athletic 2-1 in the final...- Napster
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Blues kids thrash the scum
Blues youths thrash Col U Comment | Read Comments (1) SOUTHEND United's under 18 side put in a superb performance to thrash local rivals Colchester 5-1 in a rearranged fixture at Boots and Laces on Saturday. Striker James Lindie led the onslaught, netting twice during a thrilling first half...- Napster
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Celtic v Rangers
I'm told by my Scottish friends that when it comes to excitement, you'll have to go a long way to beat an Old Firm derby between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic. I've always been a little dubious of that claim. After all, I've been to Tottenham against Arsenal. Could it really be anymore...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Fabio Capello
David Beckham’s long wait for a century of England caps should finally come to an end in Paris tonight, thus bringing to an end the tedious and never-ending speculation over his future. Beckham has been a fine ambassador for the nation and deserves this great honour, but England must move on and...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Ribery Set To Shine
With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Bournemouth press - Lee Bradbury
Bradbury aiming to topple Shrimpers By Neil Perrett Comment | Read Comments (1) EX-SOUTHEND: Lee Bradbury LEE Bradbury is refusing to concede defeat despite facing his toughest assignment in his bid to avoid an unwanted hat-trick of relegations. Bradbury will be hoping to help Cherries...- Rayleigh boy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall
With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Wiggy's ratings!
Flavs 5 three characteristic flaps, one uncharacteristic handling fumble, one characteristic great save, not good but still on his way back and the alternative is worse Clarke 7 good goal, excellent assist and generally decent Barrett 6 done ok Mulgrew 7 like him, good left foot and added inches...- wiggy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Oscars Nominations
Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by...- Napster
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Keegan classics
if only so we can hear more pearlers like these: 'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.' 'The ref was vertically 15 yards away.' 'There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody's got...- Pubey
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Wiggy's ratings!
Collis 5 not much to do, one ridiculous parry when Flavs would have caught it, little attempt to stop the goal Hunt 4 how does he get away with it, twice tried to usher the ball out for a goal kick and twice the attacker retrieved it, shows how poor he is Francis 9 mom. Class act, good on ball...- wiggy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Huddersfield press - they think they have the forwards
Friends compete for Town places Dec 4 2007 by Dougie Thomson, Huddersfield Daily Examiner DANNY CADAMARTERI is ready to roll back the years to help drive Town to a bright future. DANNY CADAMARTERI is ready to roll back the years to help drive Town to a bright future. The striker has been...- Rayleigh boy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Late substitutions - why?
Apologies if this has already been said but can anyone explain to me why after calling Black from warming up along the touchline it took another 10 minutes to get him on the pitch as substitute? What was the reason for the delay? With that heat we needed some fresh legs and the 10 men out there...- Leighite
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Shrimperzone Retro Classics- Neil Jenkins
New season is just around the corner and to celebrate I welcome you to the second in an occasional series of retro polls revisiting classic SZ debates. This afternoon we're taking you all the way back to summer 2003. Wignall has just taken the reigns, his son Jack is training with the first team...- NZamba Legend
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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jeff stellings gillette soccer saturday drinking game
found this on the net maybe we shud try it out one saturday Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is...- simac21
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Who's Worth More? (Stats)
Just posted this on the Iwelumo and Varney thread but thought i would start a new thread as i think it could be a bit of an interesting debate. Anyways i was looking on soccerbase at the stats of both Varney and Eastwood. For Varney it says that he was signed from Quorn FC (for Crewe) in 2003...- 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06
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My Views on the ins/outs needed part 1
After a season of many ups and many downs (more downs than ups!) it has been proved that we're simply not good enough to be at this level. There are some players that are good enough but there are also players that arnt good enough. These Are my views on the players from this season...- Mighty Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat