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  1. Hotman

    Strike

    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Prediction League News The SZ Pred League WC Special

    After lengthy discussions at PL Towers between canvey and myself we've settled on the formula for the WC Special We are going to attempt to run it as closely as possible to the tried and tested (and we believe popular) method we currently employ, of course we welcome and crave some new players...
  3. yogi bear up the cagire

    Is this the beginning of the destruction......

    Is this the beginning of the destruction of the mould of British politics or is it the beginning of the destruction of the Liberal Democrats? Quite a day yesterday, which ended with probably the only really practical solution on the table. Briefly, hopes were raised on the idea of some...
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    The 60k loan

    <Introduction - Good News Anyone ? A colleague of mine is helping a friend collate some information on our club&#8217;s season and asked me for input - I had to look at his request 3 times before I could think of anything positive. Our football club&#8217;s chairman of course is always positive...
  5. C C Csiders

    Mark Salter

    Since retiring from football and his subsequent gender realignment surgery Mark now lives his life as Mary Salter, the landlady of the Sunnyview Guest House, Ilfracombe, north Devon. Mark/Mary shares his life with Moroccan partner Mustapha Mustapha and they hope to adopt a baby once Mustapha's...
  6. canveyshrimper

    British Suicide Bombers

    British suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the amount of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  7. Ron speaks

    Make of this what you will. Can't wait to hear his take on squad size! Good luck tonight.Will be listening in - no doubt of the MK commentary as te Southend broadcast is so hit and miss. A few - not many in truth - have commented that I have "gone quiet" over the past two or three weeks...
  8. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 5 Season 1931-32

    I'm not sure how these episodes are going down but here's the fifth episode of season 1931-32 as was printed in the Oldham programme. No. 5 IMPRESSIVE AWAY POOR AT HOME Southend, despite poor showings at the Kursaal had been very impressive on their travels and were top of the Third Division...
  9. Bielzibubz

    Has it not occured to anyone..........

    A number of people have questioned where the £2.1 million has come from and some have also questioned how RM seems to have been able to find the full amount outstanding to HMRC when just a few days ago he couldn't find just 1/3 of that figure. Well, consider this scenario if you will. Perhaps...
  10. DoDTS

    MILLWALL nothing changes.

    A little bit of history repeating itself perhaps? Div 3(S) No. 10 Saturday 6th October 1923 SOUTHEND UNITED 0-0 MILLWALL Millwall came to the Kursaal with very negative hard aggressive tactics, trying to spoil the game and they succeeded in so far as they gained a point, but in the 1920s...
  11. Slipperduke

    It's A Yeung Man's Game

    Carson Yeung's imminent takeover of Birmingham City is a watershed moment for English football. For the first time in history, half of the Premier League is in the hands of overseas investors. Ten clubs, ten multi-millionaire owners, but does Yeung really have a chance of success in the...
  12. Breaking News:Albion sign another two today

    Albion's 9th and 10th signings... Alan Navarro has signed a two-year deal with Albion after impressing while on trial during pre-season. The 28-year-old former MK Dons, Macclesfield Town and Tranmere Rovers midfielder becomes Russell Slade's eighth new face of the summer. The Albion boss...
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark

    The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...
  14. TrueBlue

    TrueBlues REAL Food Heros part 2

    Last time we spoke it was about the KFC colonel now today we must talk about another legend of the alternitave food hero world... I give you.... Mahmut Aygun Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner...
  15. Tangled up in Blue

    Question What are you reading?

    Perhaps not quite as Facebook friendly as what music are you listening to but I imagine a few Zoners might be interested to know what their fellow Shrimpers are currently reading. To get the ball rolling I'm presently enjoying Ian Sinclair's mammoth "Hackney,That Rose-Red Empire". It's an...
  16. BW rubbish

    Once again BW has spoilt the day. The commentary started breaking up all the time and is now on a permanent loop. I have had enough. I am going to take legal advice over compensation as this is game after game and season after season. I cannot get to as many games I would like but I am still a...
  17. Oh dear oh dear

    I see my thread has been moved and tacked on to the end of another. My thread was not essentially about a postponement that happened days ago but the subsequent response from Geoffrey King. I am sure the job of the mods is essential but stop being pathetic. I have asked genuine questions today...
  18. Cello Scrotum

    Enjoyed this article on the BBC web site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7853564.stm In particular: A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called "cello scrotum". Elaine Murphy - now Baroness Murphy - dreamt up...
  19. Chain Reaction...

    ...Chain Reaction is a song by Diana Ross. Ross was the front for The Supremes. Supreme were the Kings of coaches and they served Southend United for years. kings wear crowns and David Crown played for Southend during the 1987-89 season when the Blues beat Derby County over two legs only to lose...
  20. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 1st round of nominations

    For a bit of fun and to honour our club's history, I propose starting a SZ Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United. The words legend and great are bandied about a bit too often for my liking, I'd like our Hall of Fame to be exclusive and so that only the elite make it. It...
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