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Meet the blues day
Anyone else think it was a bit dodgy walking between Waitrose car park and Boots and Laces? Especially getting back! Surely they should have had proper traffic management in place to shut a lane off? Cones and signs should have been used to slow the traffic down, not a line of stewards? Were...- KrustyTheKray
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Womans Handbags
Right, firstly, i dont have a problem with women having handbags parseé... however, the way some women carry them is starting to **** me off... Maybe its a fashion thing, i dont know, but i'll let the good SZ'ers decide. Now, a Handbag IMO carried in the hand, or on the shoulder is fine...- Davros
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- annoys exactly imo joi sticking womans
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Gary Hooper
I apologise if this topic has already been discussed, but I was speaking to a friend of mine (who is a Grays supporter) the other day about various things and the subject of Gary Hooper came up. I told him about his u-turn regarding signing a 2 year deal. My friend is convinced that Gary would...- secondalibi
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- discussed pain sticking suppor wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Short Sleeze Shirts.
Southend Lady earlier today made a comment that "men's only choice is short or long sleeved shirts". Now this for my mind is no choice at all. Wearing a short sleeve shirt is nothing shirt of taking the **** out of your employer and sticking two fingers up at this once great country and all its...- DTS
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- especially fingers makers sticking
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Annoying Practices................
Watching the BBCi coverage of "Radio 1's Big Weekend" last night, and it caused me to remember a practice that is surely one of the most annoying things EVER. With the sole intention of getting themselves on "the tele'" these young women who insist on getting on their boyfriends* shoulders so...- C C Csiders
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- cases caused glasto glastonbury hong music rate rock sole sticking
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The jontosh2001 DEFENCE analysis!
DEFENCE The good (or bad) thing about football and being a football fan is that statistics tend not to lie. Often you hear people saying that the stats "don't tell the full story", or "we are better than our position in the league shows", but this is often only justified in the very short...- Pubey
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Back to basics.....
O.K. everybody stop yer bitching,i wanna suggest a reformation of thought and logic starting with our game on EBH Monday.Right,firstly, our last two games and for many games this season we have shipped in too many goals in one game.Seven goals against us recently defies the term "professional...- Sean 2
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- aerial awareness cure enters foo roots scum shoots sticking suppor
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Csj
It would be difficult for me to judge an overall picture of Jay..as I have not been here as long as alot of you...That said I did meet him yesterday...He was the one in fact who got me a ticket for yesterdays game having never known me before.. It was a friend of his seasons ticket in the West...- Cricko2
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- icke sticking wes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Poll Time
Right 3pm and poll time..at present we have: 1, Flavs 2, Hunt 3, Clarke 4, Sodje 5, Hammell 6, JCR 7, Maher 8, Gower 9, Bradders 10, Freddy Francis Hooper Ging Macca - Inj?? Spinner -Inj Barrett - Banned Collis - Unfit How many players are we unveiling today then your predictions.....sticking...- Flinty
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- ban predictio sticking
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A guide on how to keep a girl...
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by...- blues_r_best
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- ant bathroom cries ditching ell faul introduce music shoes sneak sticking
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron Martin
Chris Kamara awarded our very own Ronald "Chairman of the Year" along with the Birmingham duo for sticking by Stevie T in todays Sun. Great shout and justified. Well done RM- Kent Shrimper
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- sticking
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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How good does it feel....
Still playing good football in the second tier of the strongest football league in the world against some massive clubs with large squards and several internationals each. Still sticking with our self-belief and still producing local talent right through the club. Still playing the game the...- Rayleigh boy
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- cup fa cup foo gest hotspur league producing spanked sticking
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The View from Spain
As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Attention Matt the Shrimp!
Last season, you may recall that we had a pint after the Blackpool fightback and basked in the glory of knowing that promotion was just around the corner. There we were, singing Tilson's praises and reflecting on our progress, when I went off on a tangent. "You know what, Matt?"...- Slipperduke
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- continued cries feelgood foo knowing league money naturally patience singing sticking wish
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The Real Football Factories
I fear I may have missed the boat here, but I caught a bit of Bravo's 'The Real Football Factories' the other night. What the f%&k was that all about? It was like porn for morons. Some little bloke in glasses, who I swear voiced Kent Paul in GTA - Vice City, wanders around...- Slipperduke
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- cctv foo gta porn pubs rare sticking stones wanders
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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sigs
id love to have one of those really cool signatures to show how dead hard I am if someone could design me a logo which just hints at how extremely hard i am it would be really good. as the hardest people in the world are people who arent racist but just proud to be english and throw chairs at...- OneDreweBroughton
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- chairs correctness cos cup fingers foo political signatures sticking
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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George O Callaghan
Don't think this has been covered here, but i have just managed to find this from an Irish press association website. The story was released yesterday (1/8/2006) - i just wonder if we may have the funds . . . ENIGMATIC Cork City midfielder George O'Callaghan will be forced to leave Ireland to...- zulu_shrimper
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- champions complied foo kee league resume revealing sticking wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Record Visitors
We have broken previous records with 155 visitors this afternoon just after 4pm ,so thank you all very much for sticking with us during a spell of technical gremlins. It is most unusual for the forums to go Pete Tong , perhaps we are suffering for our own success. I am sure other web-sites...- McNasty
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- sticking suffering
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Oppopsiton players that have reacted
Their is nothing I like better than baiting a opposition player who has been giving it the big one, into an act of total unproffesionalism such as sticking two fingers up, shouting abuse into the crowd etc etc. Donovan Ricketts can never be beaten in terms of end result (Not racist as we all...- DTS
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- ant cup fingers ford fro hall ran sticking torquay
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FA Cup Final
Can't believe there's not a post about this already. Never before can I remember watching an FA cup final without a real vested interest and enjoying it so much. I was saying before the match that I thought West Ham would win it and it looked that way until Gerrard's fantastic late...- sufcintheprem
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- bbc cup fa cup foo fro hadn konchesky sticking wes
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum