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Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo must be the luckiest man in football. Had it not been for that slippery patch next to the penalty spot, or for Nicolas Anelka's almost total absence of professionalism, his spot-kick miss at the Luzhniki Stadium would have cost Manchester United the European Cup. In this...- Slipperduke
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- ands ber boardroom champions ched christopher cos cup deed exactly flashing fro hasn icke league luckiest money nicolas refuse reportedly sleeve stealing tan trophy winking
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Help
I am just off to kill Mrs Sao Paulo for being a ****ing over reacting jealous **** with my bare hands and then eat the flesh whilst watching an episode of Only Fools And Horses. Whats stopping me, its so corrupt here anyway and paying the right man will get me off the charge and maybe a public...- Bazza the dog
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- money stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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whatever happened to part 3
the lack of response to the whereabouts to the levy brothers, makes me wonder how many of the others still follow the shrimpers. this time we looking at scruffy previously mentioned and mr kidney transplant first off scruffy, he worked at peachys in basildon, and used to do unspeakable things...- TMWLT
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- bath kidney lived melo money spat stealing suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ribery Set To Shine
With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...- Slipperduke
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- bath bundesliga cantona champions cup easier emotion failing hitman humiliation league naturally physical probable shirt stealing stepped substitute trump
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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MK's Indie Club a day late
Today (yesterday) we have a band who formed in 1985 and named themselves over a flatmates addiction to, apparantly, nothing worse than sherbet. A classic indie toon with an instant intro.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Jane's Addiction and Been Caught Stealing...- MK Shrimper
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- gentlemen jane stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What does Christmas mean to you?
Just make a list of 5 things that make your Christmas, mine are: 1) The food- always great, sad to miss out this year. 2) 2 days without TV. 3) Our great Family get togethers/**** ups are always a laugh 4) Football 5) An all round cheerful time (sorry for stealing your concept...- JoshC
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- stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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I Like Stealing Things When Drunk Society
What is your best ever steal? I once stole an duck from someones pond. Couldnt do anything with it so I took it back the next day. What about you?- EnglandShrimper
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- dru duck pond stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Implausable film endings.
I was walking to work today when I noticed that every other bus seems to adverts for Saw 4 on them in London. I am not sure how familiar you are with Saw as a series of films but the basic plot is some twisted old boy kidnaps people who are knobs in real life and makes them do a task to spare...- DTS
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- adverts blah itself knobs stealing vauxhall
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kids jobs.
When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...- Mad Cyril
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- booze cooking fags jobs qui stealing towels uns
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is downloading the future
Now I am kind of stuck on this...I have never downloaded from those free sites..Or in fact brought any on-line..Apart from purchasing off Play.com The dilema I always had was I wasn't helping the bands by stealing music on the free sites. It seems now and these are News facts ...2.1 million...- Cricko2
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- brough enjoyed loading music stealing wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Wubbish Day.
:mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...- Jay_Shrimper
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- blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Red Riding Hood - The PC Version
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Southend Related Stuff at World Cup
Just got back from a 10 day mini-bus tour with my mates covering France,Belgium,Luxemburg,Germany, Austria etc to see the world cup. Had a cracking time and had a few Southend related experience I thought I would share. * At Saudia Arabia game got chatting with some Brum fans one of em claimed...- DTS
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- ched claimed conversation cup enjoyed fingers joi larger prime stealing tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Songs from Col U board
Thought some are funny, you could use some v Gillingham! The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round... We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits... in the same tune as "where's your caravan?" "you're all single mums, you're all single mums!" one man went to war went...- col u
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- driveway escort essex ford league mums scum stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Roll Call
I feel like I'm stealing SOTW's thunder here but as he hasnt started this thread yet then I'll get in on it for once Who's going then?? I shall be there- Stats
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- hasn stealing
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Interesting...
Heard today that the proposed take over of West Ham is being Ghost Funded by a ruthless russian Tycoon who once dabbled in business with Abramovich. However, things didnt go smoothly and Abramovich cheated this Russian out of a deal equating to 100's of millions of dollars, leaving the guy...- EastStandBlue
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- didn didnt funded ghost money proposed rumour russian significant stealing suppor town wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Break-in at Roots Hall
Link to story Things like this really **** me off, there are much more important things that we should be able to spend money on, rather than repairing vandalism and replacing stolen property. But I have to ask the question: what stock would be worth stealing?- B.A. Baracus
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- ant money southendunited stealing
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Online fridge magnets
Class! Clicky here. Play with online fridge magnets with people over the world!! I get SUF then someone keeps stealing my C's!- Hockley_Blues
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- stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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C2C delays AGAIN!
Over running engineering works for the second time in a week added an extra 25 minutes to my 40 minute journey. I urge anyone affected to send a mail of complaint to custrel@c2crail.co.uk These idiots are stealing my life away from me in small chunks and I want something done about it.- Mad Cyril
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- stealing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fondly Remembered / Best Forgotten
OK, blatently stealing the idea from WSC for the updated club history section on SZ : what would be your candidates for the following? Fondly Remembered Which player or manager brings you out in goosebumps when you remember his contribution to Southend United? Who do you think should be...- Javea Shrimper
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- dave smith dave webb following mario moody richard young southend southend united stealing walsh
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat