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stealing

  1. Cricko

    Last Day: Christmas Quiz. Cryptic 3.

    Ok last one people and a bit longer than the others..Some very easy, some not so. Have fun. :smiles: Cryptic capital cities: 1.Multiplying by two? - Dublin 2.Is this the place to get plastered? - Paris 3.Put father in a paper receptacle? - Baghdad 4.Reserve a peaceful break? - Bucharest...
    • Cricko
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    • adds anonymous attraction barrier california capital chocolate chuck cities denied difficulty electrical esses fitter football fro gents junction music officer outfit piggot sports stealing storms supply tangled taylor tin town viking visual voice
    • Replies: 66
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. maninasuitcase

    Do you admire his brashness or is this just plain old fashioned stealing?

    A US company has revealed that one of its employees had outsourced his job to someone in China so he could surf the internet and watch cat videos on youtube. Apparently he earned several hundred thousand dollars a year and paid around $50,000 to someone in China to do the 9-5. A clever...

  3. Southend's mooted move to Milton Keynes

    Morning good people of SZ, A trip down memory lane to the dark days of the early to mid-1980s, if you will. I'm trying to do some digging for an article for next month's All At Sea. In light of the stealing of Wimbledon's league place in 2003, I gather Southend's chairmen in the early 80s threw...
    • Jai
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    • all at sea blues copies cows english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division keynes league league two milton mooted npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea stealing sufc the home of football towns
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Sandbach Shrimper

    New Season Predictions

    With the new Premier League season starting tomorrow, what are everyone's predictions for the top 4, bottom 3 and top scorer (along with any other predictions you'd like to offer)? Here's mine: Top 4 - Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool Bottom 3 - Wigan, Swansea, QPR Top scorer - Javier...

  5. If Tilly or Brush...

    ...still haven't been paid, how does that make you feel? Would you want to do something about it? What can we as fans do? The last we heard, we'd been told that they would be properly paid. Yet, we know that Tilly alleged a few weeks ago that he hadn't been paid since April. These...
    • ElstreeBlue
    • Thread
    • assume blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gardening hadn hasn league two money npower football league prepared properly real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea stealing sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Rob Noxious

    World Cup Memories

    Strange as it may seem, I've been reminiscing once again. I was thinking about the England World Cup squad of 1970 and their number one hit, 'Back Home.' There they were on TOTP, all suited in black and wearing white shirts and black ties. We didn't have a colour telly then, so that's how it...
  7. pickledseal

    Digital SLRs (possibly second hand)

    Wondered if anyone had any advice? I enjoy stealing my dad's Canon D60 Digital SLR, but doesn't happen as often as I'd like. I really enjoy taking nature pics on walks around the countryside (I must be getting old!) and could do with my own piece of kit. However this will be my first D SLR and...
  8. southend4ever

    John Terry Entourage of Jokes

    Enjoy! JT has signed up to star in a new TV show. It's called Other Footballers' Wives. Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard JT is parked outside my house!" England manager Fabio Capello...
    • southend4ever
    • Thread
    • champions chocolate cos mph speeding stealing support wives
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • alcohol ban borders chimney christmassy christopher cruel deer elderly ickets immigrant offences owning papa reindeer sacks san stealing suitable toys whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. The Hand of Frog.

    While you're reading this, Giovanni Trapatoni will be giving his statement to an array of police equipped with notebooks and forensic packs, as one of the greatest robberies of sporting history occurred tonight. No more than three years ago, Thierry Henry lambasted Barcelona for their...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • achieving brough champions cheshire controlled disgust dome encounter enthusiasm equipped florent giovanni lesser nicolas notebooks packs stade stealing tasks wild wilder worthy
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Yer Blues

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
    • Yer Blues
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    • advised boast bra catches cease cos crafty define detected disposable elite following gas heres hidden includes isnt jet ley lighters magician nico oldest peoples possesion properly screaming sleeve sock stealing test thieving types wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    Deadline Day Drama! (sort of)

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours. Here's how his day panned...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards anto ban battery bentley ferdiand freed gbp ginola hara hasn lesser ley liverpool macintosh money music ops petrov pulled rubbish snakes stealing warmer wasn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. ldnfatso

    Chicago Maths Test

    Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...
    • ldnfatso
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    • anto bmw ceo cos cps crack crib money mph pain rounds schools snake stealing support test upside
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Firestorm

    Absolute Scum

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/3994510.Hunt_for_woman_accused_of_stealing_from_Havens_hospices/ If anyone knows her whereabouts, Shop the Bitch

  15. stewart evans!!

    mr evans the newsagent up north has battled against violent gangs intent on stealing his hard earned. stewart riddled with a desease which makes walking diffulcult has faced sword weilding thugs ect. what an incredible brave guy who has my upmost admiration,why should this guy suffer simply...
    • graysblue
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    • eva evans faced incredible intent stealing
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. duncan bulgaria

    My old man is a hoodie and a criminal

    Could help but laugh when i spoke to my old man yesterday as he was telling me that now he has his free bus pass he has been reaping the rewards of being retired by taking my muv into classy establishments like the five bells and the moon and square ?? in Basildon ( lucky lady ). Anyway he...
  17. Slipperduke

    Steve McClaren

    I think it's time that I made my peace with Steve McClaren. On Sunday night, sat in The Balcony off Orchard Road, I was asked what I thought of him and it was a full ten minutes of swearing, gesticulating and a little bit of frothing at the mouth before I realised that everyone around me was...
  18. Smiffy

    Facebook Spambot

    For any of you that have Facebook on here and are a friend of mine, you will probably have seen the message that was left on your wall from my account in the early hours of yesterday morning. Regarding "legal bud" This was NOT sent by me, and after dong some digging on the net I found this...
    • Smiffy
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    • breach bud deed fallen faul round 1 stealing walls wasn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. OldBlueLady

    Eat before you buy

    Following on from the "Disgusting" thread, and hearing a bit of a debate on Essex FM yesterday morning, I wonder what are your feelings on the subject of eating food from your trolley in a supermarket before you've paid for it? So many listeners phoned in and said they regularly give their...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • automatically biscuits crisps eating essex following harrison multi packs parenting prepared science stealing supermarket
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Boreham Shrimper

    Bradley Wright-Phillips and Nathan Dyer

    Both have apparently been charged with stealing from a nightclub staffroom in Pompey. Will these footballers never learn?!
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