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  1. canveyshrimper

    India 2 Convicts 0

    India have just comnpleted a 2-0 series victory over Australia. From what I have seen of the convict side it is a pale shadow of the team that has dominated (2005 aside) for many years. The retirements of Warne, McGrath, Langer etc has obviously impacted heavily on them, Bully boy Hayden is not...
  2. RobM

    Edible footballers!

    Bit of poetic licence (spelling!) 1 Dean Gherkin 2 Pat Rice 8 Tony Currie any more?
  3. * ORM *

    ORM has a fluffy kitten

    Following the recent sad demise of Fudge please welcome Licquorice (spelling) to the family of Treacle, Toffee and Syrup f I get home at a reasonable hour some time soon I will post a pic of our fluffy black 8 week ball of fun. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !
  4. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 1 Peterborough 0

    Here we go again! - Mildenhall - 8 - Made a very sharp stop from Mcclean (spelling!) and looked very commanding. On todays performance, definate improvement on Flavs Franny - 6.5 - Solid but drifted in and out of the game Barrett - 7.5 - Kept Mcclean quiet all game and was commanding...
  6. sufcintheprem

    That was quite entertaining

    ...that deleted thread. Think yourself lucky mr class that my spelling correction didn't go through... :(
  7. Hotman

    Unbelievable!!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8749718 REUTERS - 30.06.2008 09:11 Pupil gains marks for exam expletive LONDON (Reuters) - A student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5 percent for accurate spelling and effective communication, The...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • chief exam gains olds pupils spelling weir
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. TrueBlue

    Squad off 1998/1999

    New idea why don't we each week pick a season from the past and get a list going of every player and where they are now... Martyn MARGETSON Julian HAILS Mark STIMSON Nathan JONES Leo ROGET Rob NEWMAN Simon COLEMAN Adrian CLARKE David WHYTE Kevin MAHER Mark BEARD Simon LIVETT Alex...
  9. scrounger

    Actual Call Centre Conversations

    Probably seen them before but made me laugh: Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • cables cleaning conversation hall huh manuals menu packing register spelling suing suppor support typing
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. sufc_tom

    Barrett and McCormack at halftime

    Don't know if anyone else saw this but McCormack was a peacekeeper yeasterday trying to get Barrett away from the ref as he was going bezerk (spelling?) about is decisions. Gave me and everyone around me a little laugh.
  11. Ron Manager

    Coach full of Swansea fans in Southend

    Loading up outside The Cricketers at about 10:30. Obviously having the weekend by the seaside and heading over the bridge for the game - hoping for a celebration tonight no doubt. Anyone got tales to tell of a beano to a random place because it was near to a Southend away match? Once a bunch...

  12. One more recruit required

    A Proof Reader for the matchday programme before it goes to print. Any takers ?? Now I have always appreciated that there will inevitably be the odd spelling mistake but the Leeds Programme on Tuesday hit new heights, but admittedly gave me a good laugh at the same time. Maher versus Moussa...
  13. J

    Keep Maher out campaign..

    Thanks to John for locking the other thread for poor spelling mistakes in the title.. so here is a new one. I cannot see why Maher should be recalled, so this is the Keep maher out, and keep Bailey and Macca in campaign.. a great midfield pairing in the middle! All we need now is a decent winger!
  14. ldnfatso

    Euro English

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • enthusiasm fusion removal spelling
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Nike agree Umbro deal

    BBC News I wonder if this would ever filter down into our Just Sport agreement? Some of the Umbro kits this season are quite smart, be nice for a change from Nike maybe? *** Doh, just noticed the spelling mistake in the thread title, can a king mod amend it please? ***

  16. Fancy a bottle of ****.

    Local intermache is having a wine month which is very strange for france[NOT],Now i dont drink at all but as i passed by i couldnt help but notice a bottle of red wine called A.R.S.E,i had to ask the wife if that was the right spelling for A.R.S.E. and she confirmed it was. So bought a bottle...
    • Dept36
    • Thread
    • ive spelling
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    Spelling rools OK!

  18. Hawkwell Blue

    Phil Chisnall

    If Gabriel Heinze (not sure of the spelling but then who cares!) leaves Man U for Liverpool he will be the first player to make the move from Man U to the Scousers since our very own Phil Chisnall in the early 1960s. I'll get my anorak.
  19. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Chris Phillips and The Echo

    I know this has been mentioned before (i think:confused: ), but seriously that guy needs to get some new phrases, i.e. 'the basildon based forward', 'the highly rated goal getter', and most recently 'for the goal-getter was responsible...', bla bla bla!! Seriously he needs to broaden his vocab a...

  20. Random question about exams....

    I have a geography exam tommoz afternoon :( and for it I have to remember some latin terms and some references. What my question is, is that can you get away with writing (sic) after a word/name that you think youve spelt wrong, but need to put in anyway? Dont know if you can get away with...
    • Cheltenham Shrimper
    • Thread
    • exam references spelling youve
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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