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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    Evel Knievel

    RIP, no cheeky comments about him being buried alive as one final stunt :p
  2. Southend_Lady

    Pants or Boxers

    With the unnecesary mention of pants just now on the xmas present thread I wondered how many of you actually wear these horrid restricting excuses for underwear. My perception of underwear - for men at least, is that it is a garment to keep you slightly warmer and to prevent your "under...
  3. Slipperduke

    Surprisingly accurate personality test

    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp When I worked at The Independent we used this personality test on ten people in the office and it was pretty much spot-on in every case. It only asks a handful of questions, so God knows how it works. Anywhere, here's me. I'm a rooster! Roosters are...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. scrounger

    Snaking your way through the alphabet

    Following on from DTS's poll of the fastest conquest and the poll a little while ago referring to how many partners, I was wondering how many different letters people have achieved. Basically, the idea is that you snake a girl (or indeed a guy for the female members of the Zone) and the first...
    • scrounger
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    • achieving deed dts faul following hanks itself kee similar snake thailand
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. MrB

    Fastest Conquest

    Thought about this the other day, what's the quickest you've managed to administer a snaking to someone after first meeting them? Obviously anything involving a monetary exchange is excluded..... For me it was coincidentally my very first time. Western France, 1991 on holiday with my Dad, his...
    • MrB
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    • blowing cheshire didn fur hadn metal music pleasures randomness rate snake stumbled thunderbirds wes
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Mature Brunettes ( . Y . )

    So as DtS has failed to come up with a poll on the ladee front I have this little question for you. Me and my mate were talking in the office the other day about the older ladies on the telly and I said I would snake Davina Mccal as she still blatently wants it and would still get it IMO...
  7. DTS

    Can friendship with opposite sex ever be purely platonic?

    Had to start my Friday Poll early today as I am off on a stag weekend in a hour or so. This weeks poll as the title suggess is about having women as friends. A bloke I used to work with mailed me in the week about going for a beer which is cool and we have agreed a meet up. He is a top top...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • bends hasn snake
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. scrounger

    Most despised woman

    We've had thread on women from soaps you would like to snake. We've had threads on other fit women. We've also had threads on most despised country. So who is your most despised woman? I have a list of a few that really annoy me. Apart from the obvious such as Miss Goody that have been in the...
  9. DTS

    Stiring your mates custard

    Was out with a few mates from South London a few nights ago and we got talking about birds as you do. Anyway one of my mates was getting texts from his best mates ex-fiance. Now these texts got more and more lude until such point she was telling him what she wanted him to do to her.She was...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • londoners snake
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Saved by the bell

    For anyone of my age group (mid-late 20's) Saved by the Bell was part of my tv upbringing. But the question has to be asked who would you most like to snake. Options as follows: LISA TURTLE Probably the cleverest of the three. Also always dressed slightly better than the other. If you go...
    • DTS
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    • archives didn didnt dressed morris snake sports wore
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
    • sufc_stu
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. My Lincoln Trip

    Great night out and well worth the trip but what agro getting there!! Left work at 12.30 already to be picked up around 2, got to Chalkwell station just sorting out my money etc and suddenly realised I had left my keys in my draw at work, by this time my taxi had arrived to take me to...
  13. The Artful Shrimper

    New Game

    ...It's the "What would you do" contest. I ask a question. The person who answers then asks the next person a question. Simple. For instance if you were confronted by a snake-what would you do . The next person says, I'd put it back in my pants and asks another question...

  14. I Q test 8

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