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  1. DoDTS

    Love to hate so quickly

    Sadly I must admit to on occasion watching Tipping Point on ITV. Yesterday one of the four contestants was a lad who said he came from Essex, and he fought his way through to the final past a snake charmer from Warrington, a belly dancer from Newcastle and an arts and craft enthusiast from...
    • DoDTS
    • Thread
    • charmer didn essex foo football hall jackpot roots roots hall snake southend tipping
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Southend United season stats

    Hi all, The past couple of seasons I've run the 'season snake' and the 'final position predictor'. These are only interesting towards the end of the season but I'm going to start collecting stats from the very start of the season (so it's easier to manage and automate). If there are other...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • blues collecting easier english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers snake soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Current Season Snake

    Bit quiet on here so thought I'd update the snake and we can take a look at how things are going. First thing to notice is how our season has been very similar to last years. A good run through November has boosted our season and we're 1 point ahead of the same point last season. We're...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • blues boosted english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers similar snake soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Napster

    Snakes

    http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/snake-opening-door-956422-Jun2013/?utm_source=shortlink
  5. canveyshrimper

    The question is if your mate....

    had been bitten in the balls by a deadly snake would you suck the poison out? :omg: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/travel/news/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6frg8ro-1226273438783

  6. so this is where we are

    without so much as a whimper or discord, martins plans have come to frution a ****** 14,000 seater stadium in the middle of knowhere, with no income for southend utd, rather the other way round as clearly he is going to rent it to us(or rather one of his many insolvent companies may) when the...
    • CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE
    • Thread
    • acted banker blues comfort debates deed english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hurts knowhere league two npower football league premier rate real football rent roots hall shrimpers snake soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football threats town waite whimper
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. 3rd winding up order due

    Now i am confused knew about the martin dawn But the one that eluded to in my previous posts is not Tonights one??? I was expecting 1 to come in on 21st of feb So we shall see. But even if it people Would probably die by martins side rather than see any bad in him If the situation wasnt so...
  8. Firestorm

    Ron is not the only snake in essex

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-10826439
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Panic on the streets of Wickford

    Run away... Who calls a snake Diago FFS?
  10. Slipperduke

    FM2010 (iPhone) Review

    When I was young I used to dream, not of a career in professional football, or of great riches or even of a date with Kim Wilde. Nay, those were the dreams of weaker folk. I dreamed of a portable 'Tracksuit Manager', that mid 1980s Spectrum classic. I dreamed of whiling away long car journeys to...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • acid battery condition cos fa cup fingers finishing folk gaming garner grab hadn hassle installed kim meltdown moon multiple physical pulling ratings rees remove riches sausage sega shift snake sockets stalled sticking tacking test versions
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  11. seany t

    Buying a house in the current climate

    Her Zoners, wondered what you reckoned to this dilemma. The girlfriend and I have, after 5 years or so of hard saving, raised our 15% deposit needed to get us on the housing ladder / snake. Our income has been approved too, so we are basically free to go off and buy somewhere around London for...
    • seany t
    • Thread
    • deposit fur grotty mortgage renting snake somewhere
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Stats

    Karren Brady - Would You?

    Taking the SUFC hat off would you snake/belt/etc Sir Alan's new right hand woman?

  13. worlds largest snake

    jesus christ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDlNy0cIw4A
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • largest snake
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
    • Bazza the dog
    • Thread
    • applause beds booze chuck eating extras screaming shoes ski snake town truck walls wasn wish
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. chadded

    What would you do?

    Serious question, What would you do, if a member of your circle of friends is lying to you? I'll use an imaginary scenario for you all. Imagine you are good friends with a number of people, for this story, we'll call them, imaginary names, like Bambi, MrB, Scrounger, Chadded (apparantly, this...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • ard deed embarrased fro headed intent introduced pulled pulling snake suspicious threaten
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Tangled up in Blue

    Ron Rant

    Just finished reading the chapter on SUFC in Steve Wignall's autobigraphy which has the catchy little title YOU DO RANT RON RON,YOU DO RANT RON. Seems like everyone else (apart from Wignall himself of course) was responsible for his downfall at Roots Hall.This chiefly includes coach Stewart...
  17. ldnfatso

    Chicago Maths Test

    Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • anto bmw ceo cos cps crack crib money mph pain rounds schools snake stealing support test upside
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. davewebbsbrain

    Wwe

    I know a few on here are interested in Wreatling..on Sky Sports 3 at the mo, the are showing vintage WWE/WWF with the likes of Hulk Hogan, Big Boss Man, Ravishing Rick Rude, Jake 'the Snake' Roberts, Koko B ware and King Haku.. Quality wrestling!
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Quarter Final Review and Semi-Final Draw

    Only OFAH really cruised through the Quarters, which is just how its supposed to be IMO, with arguably the most popular shows each having their supporters doing their best to see their favoutrites through. The battles between Partridge and Phoenix Nights and MBB and Father Ted were particulally...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • commiserations imo phoenix sitcoms ski snake towers
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose lying money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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