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  1. shaneyshrimper

    Question Why is there no praise for Grant!!

    Grant is one of those players who seems to have good and bad days on the pitch. But last night was the best I have ever see him play. He played out of his skin and lets me honest he neded to with Macca having a shocker of a game. Credit where it was due Moussa was great last night, infact the...

  2. Hi Ron - message for you ......

    theres no shame in admitting your skint - we've all been there - AND its very important to keep up appearances - even when the nearest and dearest have all found out - BUT its also important to keep up your own self belief and confidence - to keep believing in your own self worth, believing in...
  3. Kent Shrimper

    Firefox Personas

    I just added the new Firefox and was presented with Personas to customise the Skin, and i noticed you can create your own to upload and it got me thinking about the genius creative minds we have on here and wondered whether they could come up with a Southend United Persona...
  4. manor15

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend 0-0 Exeter

    League 2 football for us next year then :'( Never really threatened and could probably count the amount of shots on target on one hand. Nothing on the bench to change the game, Scott Spencer the only attacking option on the bench. Paterson and Vernon didn't click, Paterson hardly ever ran onto...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    2010 season

    Ah, spring training. The sound of rubber or cork wrapped in yarn and covered with leather thumping into leather mitts or the rifle crack of corked ash. Ahhh. There is something magical about the phrase "pitchers and catchers report". It sounds so innocent but at the same time so alluring. I'm...

  6. martin on sky sports

    did any one else see ron martin be intervewed when coming out of court by sky sports seemed very confident will have money next time. however when aske if he thought the judge could of denied us the extension he said you never know what can happen so seems really was bu the skin of our teeth...
  7. wiggy

    Your fault Martin, not Brushes!

    Ron Martin singlehandedly ruins a team well capable of staying in this league and then dismisses a bloke whom with Tilly has done us proud over the last few years. How has he got the cheek to use the freshening up cobblers when the main man is still here. Scared stiff to out Tilly so goes for a...
  8. watchtheballboys

    Question Administration & Relegation NOW ~ Discuss

    We seem to be a car crash waiting to happen..... We have a large debt to the tax man..... I believe players have not been paid...... Crowds are dwindling...... Too many loan players with what appears to be dubious commitment..... It may well be in our long term interest to go into...
  9. duncan bulgaria

    Kris Akabusi Stories

    How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Rules Are Rules. Unless You're Portsmouth.

    When Portsmouth’s 4th owner of the season presumably won the club in a game of pass-the-financially-defunct-parcel, did nobody explain the basic rules of English football? The news that Portsmouth have applied for extraordinary circumstances to the Premier League in order to sell their...
  11. Slipperduke

    No Blind Spot, Wenger's Just Too Loyal

    Much will be written in the coming days about Arsene Wenger and his perceived ‘blind spot’ for goalkeepers. It is the death knell for thousands of trees, all doomed to slaughter just so that we can be told that one of the finest managers in the history of the Premier League cannot even recognise...

  12. Question Worse Keepers than Mildy ?

    Every SUFC fan who is not impressed for whatever reason with Mildy should be thankful we didn't get offered the Arsenal keeper Fabianski on loan. So far tonight in the Arsenal vs Porto Champions League match he gifted Porto with their first by mis-handling a cross into his own goal without being...
  13. MrB

    Porto v Arsenal

    Comedy stuff from Arsenal tonight! Fabianski really backing up Wenger's claims that he's one of the most talented young keepers about!!
  14. Benfleet A1

    The Wet Head Shave.

    I suffer from dry scalp. I have tried everything on the market, chineses herbal remedies, shampoo's, oils, the lot but nothing makes a blind bit of differance. I would walk into a barbers for a razor cut and the very second my head was touched the entire shop would disappear in a Sibierian...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Slipperduke

    Natalie Sawyer

    I don't know if anyone is watching Sky Sports News right now, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate. I swear that Natalie Sawyer used to be a skinny wee slip of a girl, all cheekbones and youthful awkwardness. She's changed. She's...erm....blossomed. That's no girl. That's a...
  16. Tommy2holes

    Who in our team is good enough??

    Who in our current team is actually good enough to play for the club? Just an honest question because i think we have a lot of dross who would struggle to find another league 1 club. Mildenhall: Good enough, and a decent keeper at this level. Barrett: Good enough, captain for a reason. He...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. GBJ

    Whats your fine?

    Ok, here it is, the quiz that has swept through Facebook. If you've done any of the following you add it to your tally. (note- not the AMOUNT of times you have done any of them, just if you have then add once.) Then at the end you state what your fine is... (the maximum fine is £1665) Smoked...
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    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Blackened Cod)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, After a lot of encouragement (from OBL) and as a special birthday tribute to OBL all be it a little late please welcome the return of DtS cooking corner. All of the dishes in DtS cooking corner is dishes that I am cooking for Mrs DtS at the moment so I dont put it on here...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Paul Brush on Baddiel and Skinner's Fantasy Football

    Just going through some old VHS tapes before I chuck them, and had forgotten that our very own Paul Brush used to appear on BBC's Fantasy Football programme. I think he was a number two back then also -- to Basil Brush.

  20. Scientists unlock entire genetic code of two forms of cancer.

    Scientists have unlocked the entire genetic code of two of the most common cancers - skin and lung - a move they say could revolutionise cancer care. Not only will the cancer maps pave the way for blood tests to spot tumours far earlier, they will also yield new drug targets, say the Wellcome...
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