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  1. Andy_S

    Great Homer Simpson lines

    Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...
    • Andy_S
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    • bacon batman bullies computers cooked cos didn didnt dru fictional ist ive lose money sing town toy
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. southend4ever

    Designated singing sections

    It has been talked before on here about congregating in an area for people that are going to sing their heart out for the lads. Well, how many teams have got this idea in place at their ground? anyone? reason being, is at notts yesterday, there was a section on the far left as we looked, not...

  3. YOUR GROUND

    Is the away end/side or whatever covered, its supposed to be a crappy day, dont want to get caught out and not be able to sing "we all f-ing hate col u" because i'm wet and depressed!

  4. Evening Chaps/Chappetes.

    Hi there, i'm a long term reader of these boards and heres my first post. I am looking forward immensly to the match with that splendid side from North Essex Colchester. What do you fine folk in the Hilltop Caravan Park think the score will be. I reckon when you consider the two teams...
    • Colchester Loving Southend Fan
    • Thread
    • essex folk heres innit jobs league pain paint sing southend temporary truths
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. just desserts

    Well the time is nigh, to put the record straight. You will not beat us You will not out sing us You will not stay in the league You will not have any right to claim to be the best team in essex You will possibly be the best team in southend, at a push

  6. Fantastic Support

    Just like to say how amazing the support was tonight. I didn't hear any bad mouthing about players. Once they scored their first, the support didn't go all silent, but in fact burst out all in song showing our support for the team! Had a great night but well done to everybody in...
    • Guest
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    • atmosphere didn shrimpers sing suppor support
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Kenny

    Nathan Jones

    I see Nathan Jones featured on the left for Brighton today in their 1-0 play off final victory. Must have been quite buzz for the fella winning at the Millenium Stadium.
    • Kenny
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    • ant applauded argentinian barracking bbc blues booing caretaker cort cup enjoyed foo football fro hall installed joi knowing parrot qui roots roots hall sammy sing southend stalled tacking town warrant wes
    • Replies: 174
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Pre Match Service.

    The Gaffer is the boss, We shall want no more. He maketh me gaze upon That green field They lead me from The Far Post watering hole Football hath returned again. And me to my seat Amongst the throes of shrimpers Each calling for our team. Yeah though I had walked With years of pessismism I...
  9. South Bank Hank

    Friday Fun

    Just to pass a few moments: Five footie things which make I laugh! 1) Whenever someone calls the keeper a custodian 2) Those moments when someone shouts "Sh*t ball" half a second before a cross is headed into the goal. 3) "Early doors" 4) "He hit it too well&quot...

  10. songs for the west ham game

    I love to sing at the games so I can show off my beautiful singing voice to all the fans has anyone got any good songs for me to sing at the west ham game please.
  11. * ORM *

    Blinding Joke

    Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo. . . . He's just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is still going wild when a young man at the front says, "You, Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" So Stevie plays an F# minor on his...
  12. Mr Wooly

    Col Ewe Rivals.Net

    Was just lurking and noticed a rather interesting thread. *Note points 5 and 6. Sing when you're farming... Apparently we're virtually non-league...
  13. DTS

    I believe

    I believe There's many things I believe when it come to the Blues, So if you'll give me a minute then I'll give you my views, I believe Stan Collymores treated fair by the press, The reason Tes has lost form; well of course it was stress, I believe Constantines best when hes out on the...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ber blues essex flair heres hes one team in essex pace qui rea sing spread stress suppor support toilets
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Best British band of recent years ?

    What do you think the best british band in say the last 5 years ? I am going for Toploader, good music with a good beat and people that can sing helps ! 2nd prize has to be Travis and then Coldplay
    • footymad13
    • Thread
    • ish music sing travis
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Athlete

    Saw Athlete at Brixton on Saturday and have to say they were absolutely amazing. I really like the album (a typically English record following the Kinks, Small Faces, BritPop lineage) and was looking foward to seeing how the songs came across live. The crowd were totally up for it and were...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • athlete following foward nicely patrol sing warmed
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Greenelk

    Is this the way forward?

    White witch scores on pitch for Frome LONDON (Reuters) - A white witch who performed a ritual to remove a curse from the pitch of minor league side Frome Town says she has already helped the team improve their luck. Frome, in Somerset, have struggled to score goals at home this season but got...
    • Greenelk
    • Thread
    • league pep qui rate remove sing town
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Karaoke returns

    Come and see the long-awaited return of the Lumpy Boys this Sunday at the Spread. Owing to the licensing laws the karaoke is going to be upstairs as a club. You will need to join 24 hours in advance and pay a quid (to charity) before you can take part , so pop in and ask for a form and we will...
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