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  1. Slipperduke

    Referees Are Cowards

    Another year, another desperate attempt by the Football Association to regain some semblance of control over their sport. This week's announcement that managers will no longer be able to criticise referees before the game has even started is just the latest in a series of inadequate sticking...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ban behave cas champions chief dissent ead easier fro hut millionaire multi offences poorly pulling ran retrospective rugby screaming shouts slack sticking surrounding tugging vulnerable
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. Moridin

    Glad to be back at work.... Or not.

    As a very laid back kind of chap, it does take quite a lot to rile me, but today has been one of those days… :punch: After five long months of signing on, I landed myself a job as a Rent Officer for a Housing Association, not ideal, but better than scabbing pints from my friends :) I attended...
    • Moridin
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    • ant bra hall hes ish officer qui rent shouts solicitor xbox
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. BoyWonder2

    Released Players, Possible Transfer Targets?

    This is the time of year that every player that is released from every Club gets its own thread on here saying his worth a look, sign him up etc etc. So I thought it would be best that the players that are being released, that wouldn't be bad shouts, was all put in one place. One that I will...
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Ricky Otto

    Next up for election to the Hall of Fame is Ricky Otto. Ricky Otto had it all: skill, flair and funny looking hair. He was signed by B****y F*y for £100,000, a fee that seems suspiciously high for a Leyton Orient reserve. I won't make any libellous suggestions about brown envelopes...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • anglo arrogance babysitter boast colourful combined compared convicted deliberate devastating eastwood eddie eddie firmani exploits firmani flair flashed following freddy eastwood hails hall hall of fame honourable largely legacy ley libellous liverpool money officer perfume probation regional shirt shouts spells sticking stubborn tacking transaction wasn
    • Replies: 79
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Three

    Chapter One http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930452#post930452 Chapter Two http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930981#post930981 Chapter Three - Putting Faces To Names "You look...interesting." said Shackleford, peering over the top of his pint glass. "Have you...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bleeding bogs brough buildings chapter iff music shift shouts smokey spread steveo stopped sunshine thre
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Freedman Overated

    simple. dougie is overrated. despite the odd flick and occasional through ball he does not do a lot. fair enough, nice pass to set up betsy and scored a nice goal 2 weeks ago, but he is simply past it. no commitment, no passion. a true lazy player, yet he is one of the top wage earners at the...
    • GBJ
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    • ant backlash ead exactly hasn lauren pace shouts
    • Replies: 141
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Slipperduke

    Magical Modric

    Spread the word, Luka Modric has arrived. After six months of being kicked off the ball, stamped into the mud and having his pocket money stolen by the bigger boys, the little Croatian wizard has finally put in a performance worthy of his reputation. He tore Stoke City apart at White Hart Lane...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ands attempted beattie bentley britan britannia cathartic coped cresswell dawson delap eager frazier griffin handing huddlestone money occasions pulled ran shouts spread stopped struggles tunnel warmer worthy
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Ridiculous Rant

    Eagle-eyed readers will know that I had Liverpool to beat Stoke 3-0 in my weekend predictions, a bold but fair shout given the collapse in form from Tony Pulis' side. What you won't know is that just three hours after filing that article, I was sat on my sofa watching Rafa Benitez's press...
  9. duncan bulgaria

    Joke time

    A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!" A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!". He says "That's alright, dear. Your...
  10. seany t

    The Spurs jokes thread!

    Come on, must be a few around by now! Here's one: A man is sat in a pub with his loyal dog by his side watching his beloved Spurs on the big screen. As the final whistle blows and Spurs have lost yet again, the dog stands up on his hind legs and shouts "BOLLOCKS" at the top of his voice. A man...
    • seany t
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    • ands beloved cup hotspur shouts
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Kinnear Kickstarts Shola Show

    Could it be that Mike Ashley has actually made a sensible decision? The man whose baffling policies have crippled Newcastle United in little over a year doesn't get much right, but in the recruitment of Joe Kinnear, of all people, he might allow himself a smile. The forgotten man of English...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ameobi appalling boardroom ched didn eva evans exactly flowing fortune hadn introduced itself physical qui ran ranger rants rate reaching recruitment shouts stronger struggles superb support tan wasn worthy
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. South Bank Hank

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Crewe 3 Southend United 4

    Two goals from new-signing Dougie Freedman bring the points back to Roots Hall. After an early scare at the other end, Dougie nets his first before the score is doubled through an own goal, this time following a cross from Francis on the right. A deflected goal then brings the home side back...
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    Tuesday Jokes

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • bearer bible brough didn dressed dru hookers largest narrow phrase ranger shouts stairs taught tigers wasn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Winkle

    No dad dancing!

    Probably a thread for thoughs of us who have embarrassed our young sibling on the dancefloor in strutting our funky stuff. In my family its called " no dad dancing" It often happens when the 3rd or 4th pint of kronenberg as started to apply its self fully to the upper brain function and on...
    • Winkle
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    • bedroom comfort cruel funky grab ops qui rut shouts thrill xbox
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. shaneyshrimper

    Charlie Mulgrew

    Does anyone know if Charlie played the Scots under 21's team. Yes i know its Scotland, the land of kilt wear wearing jocks and Before you all shouts racist at me, i am a descendant of a scot so there!! Anyway, how did he get on, he is a Shrimper after all.? UTB
  16. shooter mcgavin

    What happened to Metal Mondays?

    :confused: Two mondays in a row now, not being greeted by a metal gem amongst all the usual "Pub" banter! The world is a much sadder place without it and without the usual shouts of "Metal is Gay" from True Blue!! I hope that this is just a festive period sabbatical and it will be back with...
  17. Groyne Strain

    Another Bravura Effort From A Section Of Our Support

    In admidst all the good vibes around at the moment due to our recent recovery, yet another depressing tale from an element of our support. After having received so many good wishes and welcome backs from so many people in the pub after my involuntary visit to the hospital Chipper and I settled...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • appalling brough condition degree gentlemen nobody ongoing pulling shouts suppor support voice wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. jeff stellings gillette soccer saturday drinking game

    found this on the net maybe we shud try it out one saturday Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is...
    • simac21
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    • bombs foo jury ley rhyming sally sentence shouts slang stellings substitute takeaway taylor town
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. davewebbsbrain

    Heard at A quiz night.

    A question in a recent quiz night was "Who achieved the first flight across the Atlantic" A guy shouts out "Linford Christie" To which the compere replies "Don't be so stupid, the answer is Allcock and Brown" To which the guy replies "Thats what I said, Linford Christie"... I'll get me...

  20. Whats going on with the Gypsy King -

    is it the case that - a/ Freddy is recovering from a bad back brought on by the strain of carrying the whole Southend attack for the season - b/ Freddy has been sold to another club and his new paymasters and his agent don't want him putting the move at risk by playing, and possibley getting...
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