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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Network Rail CCTV

    Can not believe the lad in the first clip even attempted that!! Watch the train clip his shoe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc7XmX1ak2A
  2. Slipperduke

    Is Ronaldo Growing Up?

    So that's the World Player of the Year, the Balon D'or, the PFA Player of the Year, the Football Writers Footballer of the Year, the European Golden Shoe and something called the FIFPro Award. It seems that the only thing Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't won in the last twelve months is the US election...

  3. your worst jobs !!

    in terms of since you left school. back in the 70s most people could qiut their job walk up the road and find another. at 16 worked in a glue factory the stench was hideous and i managed to stay in this job for...........35 minutes!!! at 16 worked in the local shoe factory,so boring it...
  4. Mad Cyril

    Limehouse DLR stairs of death.

    It would appear that the temporary steps at Limehouse DLR station have been erected by the same company who erect concert seating at Pink Floyd concerts. I genuinely feared for my life last night. The whole thing looks like it is made from Meccano and each step flexes when you step on it. Every...
    • Mad Cyril
    • Thread
    • cert limehouse obstacle res shoe stairs temporary
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Sussex Shrimper

    Let's all laugh at Col Ewe - episode 17324

    http://forum.cu-fcchat.com/viewforum.php?f=5 Not happy bunnies, are they, and who can blame them? After several years of taking pride in behaving like the most despisable set of ***** in the entire FL their fans are seeing their club, allegedly geared for long term Championship status both on...

  6. Col Ewe crowd congestion

    Col Ewe's match against Oldham today was delayed by about 7 minutes because of crowd congestion at Inbred's Community Shoe Box. Strange as only 4708 turned up, less than last game there. Perhaps the problem was the fans trying to get out before the game started.
  7. Slipperduke

    Benitez Must Improve

    It's two wins from two for Liverpool in the Premier League and European qualification has been secured, but has success ever been this abject? If the sign of a champion is the ability to win when you play badly, then Liverpool should have the title wrapped up by Christmas, because I don't think...
  8. Medway Blue

    Hehehe

    The Excuse - Joke The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • bedroom brough continued disrespectful donated dressed eaten hadn hes ive poorly shoe warmed wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. * ORM *

    Maher Back in Training

    According to today's Echo - play-offs are now a shoe in ! :D On the train with Harry Barris, unusual to see him without flip-flops.
  10. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • ard barnard continued cruise dru elephants exactly foo ford lose money moon mums ops pulled randomness shoe superb suppor support suprise twenty whore
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Westcliff Shrimper

    Personalised football boots / golf shoes

    All, Does anyone know of any shop that personalises football boots and/or golf shoes? Want to put a cross of St.George on the back of each. Ta muchly.
  12. derek duvall

    Five In Midfield

    When all suspensions have been served I think we should play 5 in midfield so that Maher, macca and Bailey can be squeezed into the side and it limits the amount of arguing over which of our strikers is the worst, because clark is surely a shoe-in for one up front. Being as most of our goals...

  13. Weirdest Day Ever

    Here's what i done yesterday first i went down priory park with my mates, you know the little rivers that run through the park, well i fell in one of those, got my shoe stuck in the mud at the bottom, was capped in mud, then 3 boys came over and actually got in the river, 30 minutes later at...
    • Bluebelle Babe
    • Thread
    • dressed shoe
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Che's Left Foot

    The OFFICAL rules of Shotgun

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum, but it's so true... :D
    • Che's Left Foot
    • Thread
    • abusing automatically controller dru foo hes mix multi music passenger shoe shoes slowing stereo whos
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. EXPAT TOPIC

    Calling all Expats over the world, with the World Cup on i am sure it is a good chance to shoe your hosts how patriotic you are. For the Englnad games we have adopted our local trendy bar which is always pracked with lovely Brasilian women to chear on the boys which has been a roring sucess...

  16. EXPAT TOPIC

    Calling all Expats over the world, with the World Cup on i am sure it is a good chance to shoe your hosts how patriotic you are. For the E
  17. Vange Shrimper

    The offside rule

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It...

  18. bring on tuesday

    hehe, ive never looked foward too going back to work so much in all my life .......if we had f%&ked up there would have been 40 odd hammers , gooners and various other tw&ts waiting for me !!!! BOY IS THE SHOE NOW ON THE OTHER FOOT ! BRING IT ON ! BRENTWOOD HERE I...
    • jokercomedyclub
    • Thread
    • foo foward goo ive shoe
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. It's Getting Stupid On Here...

    This is all we need! Get a decent thread going and the kids come in with a juvenile mentality to match their shoe size... Roll on September
    • Technician
    • Thread
    • shoe
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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