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  1. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose lying money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. ldnfatso

    Cliffs Pavilion Spam

    This is a blo0dy disgrace! :madman:
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • blowing cup devonshire eventful fa cup icke ickets laughs madman officer shire suppor
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acquired acted approx behaviour brough candidate caused ched combined cos crows didn district effectiveness exactly experiment fixed hasn hassle insect installed journal norton officer olds parts remotely representative revealing richmond schools shire somewhere stalled sting surrounding systems taylor tone tools towns units versions woy
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Deadline Approaches Where To Look

    As deadline approaches you may want to look towards Sussex, Suffolk and Northamptonshire (via W.W.) for the next arrival. Leon Clarke is a remote possibility. I would love to give you the Eastwood story as it really sums up this club at the moment. The chances of him coming back are as much as...
  5. David Essex

    Lift required to Luton from Northants region

    Calling all fans who live in and around Northamptonshire....Looking for a lift to the luton game for two people.....willing to share costs and the match day experience....and maybe link up for future home and away journeys.....please pm me if you can help or interested for future matches...
  6. MrB

    SZ BT League Thread

    Kicks off for it's fifth incarnation this weekend, all but one team from last season is playing plus 7 new teams. Level I Crabbys Catchers (2802) Essex Javelins (3249) ShrimperZone CC (2480) Southend (2503) Southend United (188) Whos your Daddy (4571) Level II DIBS DIPPERS (3928) French...
  7. scrounger

    Prison inmate signs for Pilgrims

    Bit of a strange one.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/6927349.stm
  8. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 3

    Premier League ShrimperZone CC v Crabbys Catchers Old Chelmsfordians v Southend Southend United v Whos your Daddy Division 1 BATTY SHRIMPERS v General Stars N-Trance shire v DIBS DIPPERS Essex Javelins v Southend Utd CC Division 2 Ateneintenn XI v Batricians of Malvern Muppet XI v Ath Chorley...
  9. MrB

    Batstats Ratings

    According to the site here are our rankings in England: 11....155..Geoff_Boycotts_Grandmother XI - II.1 75....133..ShrimperZone CC - IV.53 94....129..Southend United - IV.56 107..127..Gambero C.C. - III.7 193..117..Whos your Daddy - IV.11 221..114..General Stars - IV.2 225..113..Southend -...
  10. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 1

    Premier League NO FIXTURES Division 1 BATTY SHRIMPERS v DIBS DIPPERS - DIBS DIPPERS win by 6 wickets General Stars v Essex Javelins - Essex Javelins win by 126 runs Lanson Dream XI v N-Trance shire - N-Trance shire win by 6 wickets Division 2 Ateneintenn XI v Ath Chorley - Ateneintenn XI...
  11. Davros

    Batty Pops

    in the middle of all the 20:20, training went as follows... 16. Andy Fray (955983) RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, changeable An attacking player with respectable leadership skills and worthless experience. Plays For: N-Trance shire Nationality: England...
  12. Davros

    Batty Pops...

    Two this week that made me go... FINALLY!!! 4. Kenny Sneath (308476) RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime A cautious player with respectable leadership skills and woeful experience. Plays For: N-Trance shire Nationality: England Age: 21 Years Old...
  13. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Final Tables + Quarter Final Draw

    Group A: Southend 5 5 0 0 15 +9.38 BATTY SHRIMPERS 4 3 0 2 9 +5.60 N-Trance shire 5 3 0 2 9 +4.81 Rochford CC 5 2 0 3 6 -3.89 DIBS DIPPERS 5 2 0 3 6 -2.35 Golden Green 5 0 0 5 0 -13.55 Group B: Whos your Daddy 5 5 0 0 15 +26.70 Muppet XI 5 4 0 1...
  14. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Tables + Week 5 Fixtures

    Group A: Southend 4 4 0 0 12 +8.34 N-Trance shire 4 3 0 1 9 +5.47 BATTY SHRIMPERS 4 2 0 2 6 +4.94 Rochford CC 4 2 0 2 6 -2.85 DIBS DIPPERS 4 1 0 3 3 -2.53 Golden Green 4 0 0 4 0 -13.37 BATTY SHRIMPERS v N-Trance shire Southend v Rochford CC Golden Green v...
  15. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Tables + Week 4 Fixtures

    Group A: Southend 3 3 0 0 9 +2.92 N-Trance shire 3 2 0 1 6 +2.87 Rochford CC 3 2 0 1 6 -0.25 BATTY SHRIMPERS 3 1 0 2 3 +4.18 DIBS DIPPERS 3 1 0 2 3 -1.77 Golden Green 3 0 0 3 0 -7.95 DIBS DIPPERS v BATTY SHRIMPERS Golden Green v Southend N-Trance shire v...
  16. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Tables + Week 3 Fixtures

    Group A: N-Trance shire 2 2 0 0 6 +3.75 Southend 2 2 0 0 6 +2.04 Rochford CC 2 2 0 0 6 +0.34 BATTY SHRIMPERS 2 0 0 2 0 -0.20 DIBS DIPPERS 2 0 0 2 0 -2.36 Golden Green 2 0 0 2 0 -3.57 BATTY SHRIMPERS v Golden Green - BATTY SHRIMPERS win by 219 runs Southend...
  17. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Table + Week 2 Fixtures

    Group A: N-Trance shire 1 1 0 0 3 +0.36 Rochford CC 1 1 0 0 3 +0.18 Southend 1 1 0 0 3 +0.04 BATTY SHRIMPERS 1 0 0 1 0 -0.04 Golden Green 1 0 0 1 0 -0.18 DIBS DIPPERS 1 0 0 1 0 -0.36 Rochford CC v BATTY SHRIMPERS - Rochford CC win by 14 runs Southend v DIBS...
  18. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 1

    Group A: BATTY SHRIMPERS v Southend - Southend win by 2 runs Rochford CC v Golden Green - Rochford CC win by 9 runs DIBS DIPPERS v N-Trance shire - N-Trance shire win by 18 runs Group B: Spikey Shrimpers v Whos your Daddy - Whos your Daddy win by 10 wickets Squarepants v Muppet XI - Muppet XI...

  19. SZ BT Cup - Preview

    With this seasons SZ BT Cup starting on Sunday, I thought I would try and give a bit of a run-down on the groups and teams. GROUP A Batty Shrimpers (managed by BB) Current form - top of V.58 winning all 4 games, knocked out of cup at 3rd round stage. One to watch - Philip Evelyn. 580 runs at...
    • BILLERICAY BLUE
    • Thread
    • anderson catches clayton cup defeated fox league lose loser mohammed outsiders philip rate rubbish seaman shimperzone shire sneak spin stated strongly toss trance undefeated wes whos
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
  20. Davros

    Battrick YP's

    35 ITs got me this crock of ****e... Steve Ottley (1086822) RH Batsman, RF Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh A defensive player with abysmal leadership skills and worthless experience. Plays For: N-Trance shire Nationality: England Age: 17 Years Old...
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