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  1. Winkle

    How anal is your boss!

    My boss as got to be the most anal person I know. He surrounds himself in paperwork and then moans that no one else is doing anything, He absoulutley loves an e.mail about totally cr@p much of it that does not even concern him in fact I reckon if he does not have at least 20 e.mails to open in...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Manchester United

    I don't know if it's the same in Singapore, but here in England there is a strange glint of expectation in the eyes of the Manchester United fans. Every one that I have spoken to is confident, perhaps too confident, of victory in Moscow tonight. It might be that clinching the EPL title has given...
  3. J

    The B.N.P.

    So, they have done extremely well again this year, coming 5th in the london Mayoral Vote. But do we really know the truth about the B.N.P? Have you actually read the manifesto and mission statements? Ok, so they are a bit far right of the middle, but they want the best for this country. In my...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. loz

    Southend Council election results

    Main results- Tories stay in control key points seem to be: - Tories stay in power but lose a couple of seats - gains for the Lib Dems and Independents - strong showing from the BNP: 3rd in several constituencies and 2nd in one. Interesting to see that the Tories lost seats against a...
    • loz
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    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. You want cars.....?

    KTM X-Bow We love the fact that this wild-looking KTM car came about after a bunch of enthusiastic engineers from KTM decided to build a fun sports car. Usefully, they had some friends at nearby Audi who came up with the powerplant - the 236bhp 2.0-litre turbocharged unit that's found under...
    • dashman
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. chadded

    Internet help

    At the moment, the pictures on websites I access load, but to a fairly poor quality. When I hover over the picture, it says press shift plus R to enhance image quality. Why is it doing this, and is there a way I can get the picture to load properly in the first place?
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    Not recommended by The AA

    Stupid Yanks! :p
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Winkle

    A new sentian being!

    "Hello" I thought waking up this afternoon after a nice night at work, yawning and turning over I stuck an oblivitory finger in my belly button and felt something weird! You see I have quite a deep belly button with quite a large girth area and usually when sticking my finger in it I can reach...
    • Winkle
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Easter leaves Wycombe

    Former alleged Southend transfer-target Jermaine Easter, a ready-made Freddy replacement according to some on here has signed for Plymouth on loan with a view to a permanent transfer in January. Details here Interestingly, isn't Plymouth where Rory Fallon went to last year? If Easter's a...
  10. DTS

    Would you read Dad of DtS book?

    Right - I am in need of a bit of secrecy on this one....And as Dad of DtS is off on hols this week I am hoping he wont see this post but.... Basically my old man is writing a book at the moment. Its only really for his own enjoyment about his times watching Southend. Its not really a book...
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    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. DTS

    IT Help Please.

    Fellow S'Zoners..... HELP ME. I am using Microsoft Outlook as our email thing at work. Somehow I have managed to click something and when I used to hold down the 3 & Shift Symbol to get a £ sign I now get a # ??? Obivously as a mortgage broker the £ sign is pretty crucial. PLEASE HELP ME? Dave
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    • microsoft mortgage shift
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. The Artful Shrimper

    HP Sauce~ Boycott

    The Englishness of Brown Sauce ? Well they've buggered off to the netherlands now. email them at consumer.services@hpfoods.com and tell them that you and your company (real or imaginary) will no longer purchase HP sauce after their decision to shift operations. Remember the dambusters and...
  13. Mr Gilbo

    For those that go to The Pink Toothbrush

    Not sure if you are aware, but a month ago my brother was challenged to wear his girlfriends pink PVC hotpants for a shift behind the bar. He agreed if people paid him, with the mony going to Break Through cancer which is a charity our Aunt supported before passing away earlier this year. He...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Winkle

    Virginity!

    Dont no whether we  have had this topic before, but I was just wondering what peoples youthful experieces intailed, mine was.... It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. palexander

    Objective opinion of JCR...

    Seems so many people are quick to have a pop at JCR - so personal feeling aside, lets discuss him from a footballing point-of-view. PROs 1) He is very quick - one thing defenders hate, hence they will stand off him and allow him room. 2) His workrate. Up and down the pitch, JCR never shirks...
  16. Bielzibubz

    A Revenue Opportunity?

    Just a thought. How about the Bluebelles selling those theater type binoculars before the game. I'm sure they'd shift a bundle before winter sets in and things become...how shall we say.......a little less exposed

  17. What a Differnce a day makes

    My 2 kids are Season Card holders in the RBS Family stand and this coming seaon i thought my wife and i would also purchase a Season Card. Total Cost £641.50 (inc Postage) After my night shift sunday i thought sod it i'll go up on tuesday and i slept monday away. I thenm get to roots hall on...
  18. Stats

    Kevin McLeod

    Swansea are trying to shift him before the transfer deadline whether it be permanent or just a loan deal Would he be worth a punt?

  19. Lewis Hunt & Duncan Jupp

    I don't know whether anyone else has suggested this, but it occurred to me whether it might be worth changing the defence around a bit to see whether that can get us back looking at al solid. Eagle has played above and beyond most people's expectations this season, but we need to change...
  20. sufcintheprem

    Finances

    As I seem to be way behind almost all of the other teams in my league, I've come to question my finances and the way I should be using them. As I'm a beginner really, I decided to err on the side of caution to start with and have maintained finances around the 0 level for the sake of prudence...
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