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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    The farewell thread

    The "joke" farewell thread to the Zone As Shrimper Zone is closing for good tonight at midnight, i thought it might be nice to get your last farewell posts in and leave it all on a positive note. For me I want to bury some hatchets Pubey.....I still don't get you, I never no if you...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Billy Best

    I never saw Billy Best play. What I have seen was the reverence that those who had, hold Billy Best. The mere mention of his name and fans of a certain age go all misty-eyed. I first noticed this phenomenon in 1993. I knew Stan was good, but I wasn't at that stage sure quite how good he was...
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford's X-Files: SUFC Special

    I thought I would depart from the normal RSXF theme of carl, steveo and I arguing with all the Godless lefties and discuss something which really doesn’t belong in the Pub section – my view on the current state of Southend United, both on and off the field. Steve Tilson has presided over one...
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    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Question Is it acceptable to break up a new relationship?

    People of SZ, here's something to muller over on a Miserable Monday afternoon... Having broken up with my ex in October, I've been single for around 3 months and have enjoyed the freedom... However living in a house with 5 other lads, all of which birded up, it gets a bit irritating when I find...
  5. pickledseal

    Question Body Language and Confidence

    Having uploaded some of my photos on FB and then also shared on here, a friend of mind has made some interesting comments on the below photo: First of all, she noticed the chap nearest the bottom of the photo on the pitch with a hockey stick ;) Wrong day, wrong game... But secondly she said...
  6. Mad Cyril

    Lapland New Forest

    Has anyone been? It looks so bad I quite fancy it now. Lapland New Forest
  7. Ron Manager

    Funniest thing seen at a sporting event

    I know we've had a thread about funniest things ever seen at Roots Hall (my personal favourite is still Ken McNasty's false teeth falling out of his mouth in the South Upper into the Lower). However on Sunday here at the Queensland roar vs Perth Glory fan I think I've seen something to rival...
  8. Hotman

    Separation of the UK

    What are peoples viewpoints on this? Personally, I quite like being part of a United Kingdom, however I feel that there should be parity in respect of government funding, independant parliaments etc. I still feel that there should be a strong union - perhaps not as tightly knit together as...
  9. sufc_girl

    Biff From Back to the Future

    My friend sent me this link a little while back because we both shared a love of Back To The Future (I mean come on, who doesn't like those films?!) And I just thought it was a bit of a giggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
  10. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    More Bloody Spurs Muck

    Gary Megson must have been furious when he woke up on Sunday morning and saw the backpages. The Bolton Wanderers manager had all week to look forward to a trip to White Hart Lane and then they go and boot out the floundering manager less than 24 hours before kick-off. The swift arrival of Harry...
  12. OldBlueLady

    Zone Update Message from Alan McCormack

    To be shared with you all Alan McCormack (London) wrote at 1:41pm hi, must say a massive thank you to all supporters who gave that reception. i still cant believe i got that. i cant thank evry1 enough for it. id like you to tel every1 thank you very much for that and i cant explain how good it...
  13. OldBlueLady

    Happy Birthday to...........

    By my reckoning, because it's the lovely Declan Donnelly's birthday today and the utter disgust of this person when he found out that he shared his birthday with him, it must be time to say a big Happy Birthday to the one and only Happy Birthday you big old softy! Or were you having...
  14. shrimper loz

    Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Bielzibubz

    File sharing. What's your opinion?

    With today's anouncement that subscribers to Virgins broardband service are to receive warning letters informing them of the possibility of legal action being taken against them for the downloading and sharing of files I'm intigued to know what you're opinions are. Personally I think Virgin...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. CC51DAS

    Tilson signs 4 year MK Deal - Freddy Eastwood to join him ?

    Just spotted this on the BBC. Page last updated at 22.57 GMT, Friday, 27 June 2008 21:57 UK E-mail this to a friend Printable version Tilson signs four year deal at M K Dons Tilson is ready for new challlenge One of English football's longest serving managers, Steve Tilson, has...
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Mexican Viagra!! Be warned

    Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra ! Important Bulletin Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans...
  18. DTS

    Threesomes? (Not for Kids or Moaners)

    Following on from ESB post about mad birds and threesomes - I was wondering if anyone has and if it was all it was cracked up to be. Been close once or twice to the point where I have twice shared a bed with two naked birds but its never quite happed. Also once let Benny boy join me (Not...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. CC51DAS

    A warning to any sex tourists out there

    English tourist forced to 'marry' goat A Colchester man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Duguid...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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