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  1. Sussex Shrimper

    Should JCR and Gower switch flanks?

    I started to think that this might be a good idea last season, and our acquisitions over the summer have only strengthened my belief. My reasoning is as follows... While I still believe that JCR's overall contribution to the side is a positive one, we all know that he doesn't provide an end...
  2. Mad Cyril

    C2C delays.

    I am stuck at West Hordon due to severe overhead line damage at Pitsea. Can anyone tell me where the nearest pub is?
  3. Ricey

    Possiblity of Championship Football Next Season??

    QUEENS Park Rangers face being relegated from the Championship or handicapped with a severe points deduction when the Football League board meet on Thursday. The League is furious that QPR seriously breached their rules by entering into an illegal loan agreement with League One Oldham. They...
  4. southend4ever

    Terrorist Alert

    The official terrorist alert has been decreased from critical to severe. still not exactly at the level you want it to be at but there are no intelligence reports to suggest an attack is imminent. i'll be glad when this is all over? but i am not sure it ever will be??

  5. Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?

    Now i've met all kinds of drunks on my travels. I have friends who cant be taken anywhere when they've had a few because they tend to get violent and argumentative... you could argue the sky was green and the grass blue and theyd still defend it to the death, more than likely resulting in a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bottles dru grass ive joi military severe stopped town travels
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    Hattrick update

    So folks, as the season draws to an end - next week being the last week of the regular season - how have our campaigns shaped up? I'm on my way back up to Level IV, although I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to maintain my gates following promotion (shurrley shum mishtake...?!) - I've...
  7. scrounger

    Best/Worst Insult

    I was reading an article the other day about insults and best comebacks in the heat of an argument. If there is no sufficient response that you can think of, especially if you appear to be losing the argument, the most suitable response therefore is a quick insult. The favourite at the moment...
    • scrounger
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    • especially fur insults ive ran severe similar suitable wes
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Stats

    Anyone Recommend A Decent Physio?

    Long gone are the days when I could pop into the physio's room at Billericay Town and get my aching body sorted. Anyone recommend a decent physio in the Southend area? My neck/upper back is giving me some severe jip at the moment. Cheers Stats
  9. Murkey_Mouse

    Leeds delay the "who dunnit" game

    I hope they take too long to find out who told Peter Taylor about Leeds team sheet etc - this blame games created by D. Wise can destory the team spirts. Dennis Wise :guns: Leeds Players
  10. Bielzibubz

    Ones right to die....

    After just seeing the Channel 4 news with a segment about a young 30 year old woman with a severe terminal illness and the start of her legal battle in the courts to grant her the legal right for doctors to give her the right to die with dignity I wanted to get others views on this very...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • bbc condition deaths discussed doctors gran pain sacred sensitive severe terminal wish
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Shrimpergonzo

    A plea for help from a fellow shrimper!

    My mate Richard, a fanatical St Mirren Supporter and converted to a shrimper when he moved to Essex, flew out to Zambia the day after attending the league 2 play off final in Cardiff (what a send off!). He has not been back to the UK since, which means he completely missed seeing both his...

  12. Stoke Views

    Having seen what they're saying on Oatcake, in summary Stoke fans: 1) Thought Bradbury dived for the penalty (looked like minimal contact on the Championship) 2) Thought we were quiet all game 3) Thought they sang all game - don't think I heard them much at all!! 4) Are...
  13. Stats

    SZFC Big Brother Special

    SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...
    • Stats
    • Thread
    • amounts bedroom breach buffet cas ched didn downbeat dru elect eviction foo iff jobs literally military moped packing peoples ramblings roses ruled runners severe skiing threatened walls wes wilder wouldn
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Richard_Cadette

    Anyone else concerned....

    Not wishing to post a negative topic on here, and it isnt really, well certainly not about the team or management anyway. This feeling of deja vu regarding our transfer activity, or apparent lack of it? This was exactly the same in the close and pre-season period, where we were constantly...
    • Richard_Cadette
    • Thread
    • bolster doesnt especially exactly hasn isnt ive joi money prepared qui remarkable severe tilly transfers
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Mad Cyril

    C2C delays

    Does anyone know how severe the damage to the overhead power lines at Leigh is and if it will affect this evenings trains?
  16. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. joke

    An Englishman, an Australian and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming...
    • HUTTON
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    • alcohol bleeding booze culture frenchman honourable pain saudi sentenced severe wish
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Leicester

    Just reported losses of 3.48 million having been relegated from the Premier$hite. What really bugs me is that they came out of admin having got promoted and signed shed loads of rubbish players for big money - get relegated and are in the same mess again!! In an age where clubs are...
  20. Firestorm

    Emergency rescue required

    Just had a phone call from Mrs FS who is attending a conference in east london and has developed a severe allergic reaction to the surroundings, symptoms include nausea, headache and an overwhelming desire to defaecate. this appears to have been caused by the Conference suite itself and the...
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