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  1. Bob Cratchitt

    SZFC and MTBD

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank the club for inviting us to play, this is what the club has always wanted to do since we were created and to be able to realise this dream was great. Also we would like to thank mcnasty, Cricko, SBH and the SZFC Ladies for promoting both the site...
  2. Emu

    SZFC Womens Team Is Now Official. Latest Update.

    At the AGM last night the womens team got the go ahead so on Sunday 29th June we will be holding our first training session. As it stands at the moment it will be held at Cupids but this does have to be okayed by Cupids. As soon as we have an answer then i will either post a new location or say...
    • Emu
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. TrueBlue

    My mate Cuthbert....

    "Hello I am Cuthbert!"
  4. Yer Blues

    Brentwood This Saturday

    if you have no plans Phoenix FM based out of brentwood are holding a fundraiser for the station called the "live sessions" my band the colours between will be there onstage about 5.30ish hope to see some of you down there. beers, music and the mighty blues in the playoff final. details...
  5. Uncle Leo

    The Fall

    I was reading some choice quotes from Mark E Smith yesterday and they reminded me that I have never really got quite 'in' to The Fall. I have a few songs of theirs knocking around on tapes from old Peel sessions and suchlike (Bingo Master's Breakout, Feeling Numb, Rainmaster) but wouldn't mind...
  6. Winkle

    Evening classes for the lads!

    Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. biffo

    Gower

    Have no idea if he is injured or not or why he was not present tonight but had a whisper that he alledgedly let rip on Ron Martin following the dressing room dressing down and stormed out of the hall. Also, RM apparently turned up at all this weeks training sessions. I am sure none of this is...
  8. Slipperduke

    Drawing on the resources of SZ

    I've just quit my job. Hurrah and huzzah! From next season, I will be the EPL Correspondent for The Singapore New Paper, working from home with a laptop, Sky TV and a dog-eared copy of '1001 Tortured Similies' I've also been offered a contract to write a book called, at the moment anyway...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    What worries me most.....

    I really dont want this thread to turn into a Tilly bashing sessions as I love the man.... However what worries me most is its clear to all Freddy will be gone this summer and really good luck to him. He has been a fantastic player and has been a large part of the reason we have gone up so...

  10. Ricketts at Preston

    Story below PRESTON CONSIDER RICKETTS MOVE By Graham Chase, PA Sport Former England international Michael Ricketts is training with Preston and has a chance of earning a contract at Deepdale. The 28-year-old forward was released by Southend in October after just two appearances for the...
  11. stan collymore

    Long Time !

    Hi everyone,its been a long time!!! Nice to see that the Spanish shrimper is still a miserable tw&t,harking for the days of a Billy Best & Jimmy Shankley.As for the guys i chatted to a couple of years ago,i hope you are all well! The club,albeit recently are really...
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    • Replies: 395
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Xàbia Shrimper

    A Bad Day at the Office

    Nothing I saw suggested that the Shrimpers would definitely be battling against relegation this season; there were a few positives to take away from the game but there were also one or two negatives. I thought Billy Paynter was a helluva lot better than some on this forum have suggested and we...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. DTS

    Women at works dilema

    A woman at works Husbands Dad passed away at Christmas just gone - Leaving a his Mum as a widow. The Mum is 65 years old. The Mum had six months mourning. She was invited on a holiday by her ex-husbands brother last month ( Her Brother in Law). It was a caravan holiday in the UK. As you can...

  14. Southend addiction problem

    I face my biggest ever Southend United realted dilema!!!! I have travelled from Manchester to nearly every game this season, but due to my dissertation being in for monday I was not going to go this saturday! However, I don't think I could live with myself if we were to...

  15. Battrick Youth Players

    Has anyone had any luck with the new youth player system on Battrick? I read that you got a certain number of training slots to allocate to a youth player dependent on age, investment and the level of your youth setup. I currently have a Strong youth setup and am paying the full investment...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    Lumberjack Thong?

    A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney. Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock. He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with...
  17. Grayson

    Oops...Battrick Mistake

    I misread the rules about coaches where it said 10 coaches maximum. Being stupid, I thought this meant you could have 10 coaches of each field max, not 10 sessions. So for the whole game I've been paying 3 coaches to do nothing, and have only just rectified it. Has anyone else made this...
  18. Leeboy

    Channel 4 100 Greatest Albums

    RADIOHEAD - OK Computer U2 - The Joshua Tree NIRVANA - Nevermind MICHAEL JACKSON - Thriller PINK FLOYD - Dark Side of the Moon OASIS - Definitely Maybe THE BEATLES - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band MADONNA - Like a Prayer GUNS N' ROSES - Appetite For Destruction THE BEATLES...
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    • beatles bends bleed blues bowie california dylan hymns joshua league lonely mars mondays moon music nico peppers pills prayer presley prodigy racks radiohead reed rolling roses runners screamadelica sessions sings spiders stones straits tracks urban verve
    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Kenny

    David Lee

    I could have sworn he eventually signed for Stevenage after his training sessions with us the other month but sure enough he was playing for Aldershot on Sky the other day against Woking - who featured Ian Selley in their midfield.
  20. palexander

    Premier League Rants!

    NEWCASTLE and BOBBY ROBSON Robson has lost it. As much as I like Robbo, I do think at 70-odd you shouldnt be a manager as you cannot get intimate respect from your players. What I mean is you cannot have the close contact of training every day - I doubt he even takes the training sessions on a...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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