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  1. A Great Big Xmas Thank You To You All.

    A Great Big Thank You To You All - Happy Christmas Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every...
  2. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
  3. Napster

    Big Suze off Peep Show

    Bad news for fans of Peep Show's Big Suze Lord Freddie is going steddie 'Calming down' ... Freddie By THOMAS WHITAKER Showbiz Reporter June 04, 2007 ROYAL rebel Lord Freddie Windsor is dating Peep Show star Sophie Winkleman — and has whisked her away for a romantic holiday. Pals say...
  4. MrB

    Top SZ Posters

    Who's the best out of this band of serial posters? Here's the facts: MtS - Most words per post XS - Most Spanish words per post Kev - Most LOL's per post Naps - Most I know but I'm not going to tell you's per post ORM - Most crap wind ups per post The winner gets positive rep from DtS which...
  5. Desert Shrimper

    So who goes, who stays?

    I've watched this tounament aghast that all the promise we thought we had after winning the Ashes has apparently vansished before our very eyes. Flintoff looks like a number 9/10 batsman, Vaughan offers nothing beyond his captaincy (which seemed avaerage at best at times) and we had the now to...
  6. lee_sufc

    People in the know...

    Looking at purchasing a new PC and went to the Dell website and picked the top option for everything (to see how much it would cost). Could people who know what they're talking about, have a look at the following specs and let me know if £2400 is a good price for: PROCESSOR Intel® Core® 2...
  7. Kenny

    quality!

    Actor Tom Baker is to take over BBC One on Thursday evening - giving viewers spoof continuity announcements written by the duo behind Little Britain. Baker's script has been written by Matt Lucas and David Walliams to coincide with the show's new series. The former Doctor Who will...
  8. Another banned PS2 title in OZ

    Following my other thread, the game NARC on PS2 has been banned in OZ. Apparently you play a Narcotics agent and you have the choice to play by the rules or beat the villians at their own game. This involves the ability to abuse drugs causing changes in game play - i.e if you take speed the game...
  9. The Artful Shrimper

    Any Metro readers?

    All,    For those of you who buy the metro, I hope they will not print the letter tommorow (Tuesday 24th)I have sent them. Unbelievably I have signed the letter "The Artful Shrimper". I confess that I am a serial letter writer/ wind up merchant. If any of you have heard of Edith Stourbridge...
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