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  1. Moody Blues

    How fast are your reactions?

    THIS IS GUARANTEED TO DRIVE YOU MAD!!! The driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds........ or 1 car length for every 10 mph...... Test your average reaction time. Be very careful this can be addictive. Click on the link below and good luck...
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    The Soviet Union - the Great Socialist Utopia

    Just to get the ball rolling.... 'the annual risk of a person under Soviet control being murdered by the regime was 1 out of 222. But, compare - the annual risk of anyone in the world dying from war was 1 out of 5,556, from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day was 1 out of 278, from any cancer...

  3. Uni Interview

    Any advice is much appreciated. The interview is at Essex Uni (in Colchester). I will be studying Computer Science there. Thanks :)
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  4. Slipperduke

    Wenger's Vengeance

    Try and imagine, if you will, Arsene Wenger throwing a tantrum. It doesn't really fit in with his professorial demeanour, does it? I can imagine him taking me to one side, putting a hand on my shoulder and telling me that he wasn't angry with me, that he was just disappointed. I can imagine that...

  5. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
    • Shrimper
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  7. ozzy-shrimper

    Gap Year

    Having a look at BtQ's thread and got me thinking about whether I should take a gap year next year after college. Im studying Sport and Exercise Science at SEEVIC and looking to carry on doing Sport Science but as a degree at Uni. I've got two options either take a gap year and work full time...
  8. Slipperduke

    Blimey. We're quite good.

    WAS BILIC RIGHT? HAVE ENGLAND LOST THEIR 'ENGLISHNESS'? Well, if he meant that we no longer play artless, stone-age football, devoid of movement and guile, then he hit the nail on the head. If his idea of 'Englishness', is to canter through games as if the result has already been secured by the...
  9. Jedi Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Napster

    Duncan Jupp

    Just reading my local rag, Tonbridge Echo or something, and there's a huge half page ad for Gilingham's hospitality. This is spoilt somewhat by a rather gurning Juppy in a tux, pointing a revolver, pretending to be James Bond Oh dear
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  11. Napster

    I know about you...

    Yesterday I went through my old posts to see which ones got the highest rep. Based on that information I have compiled a psychological profile of you. You are unusually curious about how things work. You value function over form. You like solving problems, even if they are not your own...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Che's Left Foot

    Juppy

    Always a legend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMUDsoyAzs
  13. Napster

    Rd 2 Heat 5 - Charles Babbage FRS v Isambard Kingdom Brunel, FRS

    Bob Cratchitt - Charles Babbage FRS v Aberdeen Shrimper - Isambard Kingdom Brunel, FRS battle of the science/engineers!
  14. Napster

    Rd 2 - Heat 1 Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Sir Isaac Newton FRS

    Numphgirl - Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Drastic Surgeon - Sir Isaac Newton FRS The science round!
  15. DTS

    Painting a plastered wall?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently had the bedroom re-plastered in one of my flats. It was almost a week ago and as of last night all the dark plaster had dried and I am now confident that its ready to paint. I plan to have a crack Saturday while Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS are out doing there own thing...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Rons Blog 07.04.09

    Firstly let me apologise for last week’s “void”. It was my intention to answer the questions raised over a period of two to three weeks and at the end of that period to review whether supporters generally thought it was a good idea to continue with a blog – be it weekly, fortnightly or not at...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Slipperduke

    England were crap

    So we were right all along, were we? All those criticisms of Steve McClaren's England, the ones that were constantly rebuffed by the players, the accusations that they cared only about themselves, they were all true? Shocking. I am so surprised I shall have to pick my jawbone up off the floor...

  18. Chairman's Blog - 24th March

    Chairman's Blog As promised the Club’s media department has sifted through all the emails received to date and amalgamated these into the most frequently asked questions including some unusual ones. I am told that some of the emails have been paraphrased but I am sure they include the gist. I...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Five

    Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Breaking News Ron's blog 24/02/09

    Whilst the rest of us were watching the match, Ron was emailing us his latest thoughts: I want to begin this week by thanking all our supporters who were able to attend the match at Colchester this weekend. The 1800 or so who made the journey across Essex showed, once again, what passion is...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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