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  1. canveyshrimper

    Christmas Tattoos

    A woman goes to her local tattoo artist to have two tattoss done. One on her right thigh showing Santa Claus and bearing the legend Merry Christmas. And one on the left thigh showing a bottle of champagne and reading Happy New Year. On leaving the tattooist asked why she had had two such...
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    What would you like to give Tilly for Xmas?

    Simples really.What would you really,really, like to give Tilly for Xmas? So the poll options are 1) a new Chairman-no need to re-hash the reasons for this methinks:) 2) a "warchest" with lots of dosh in it to strengthen the squad in January? 3) a job for life at the club a la Dario Gradi at...

  3. First Class Footballer, Second Rate Sportsman

    Alone in the 18 yard box, dejected with a painful expression on his face. He's missed the penalty, yet the Santiago Bernabeu is rocking. Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is back to his usual, petulant self and even the Madrid faithful are growing ever-so-slightly tired of it all. If ever a moment defined...
  4. Bielzibubz

    SUFC Xmas Sigs

    Well seeing as it's that time of year I thought about doing a few Xmas themed SUFC sigs. This new one is just a variation of an oldish one but the possibilities are many and varied. Santa in a Blues shirt perhaps or Santa riding his sleigh over the South Stand at Roots Hall. Over to the other...

  5. Ref Watch ..... Gillingham part one

    Been away for a few days. Any news ? Refwatch seems perhaps a little trite at this time but here goes anyway: Tomorrow evening brings Gavin Ward from Oxted to Roots Hall for his fifth visit. This is his third season as a League referee. His first three games went pretty much okay. They were...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Surviving Scudamore

    When Richard Scudamore announced the new home-grown quota system that will come into place for the start of the 2010/11 campaign, you could almost hear the penny drop in boardrooms across the country. From August 2010, a Premier League club will have it's squad capped at 25 players, containing...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  7. Can of Worms Opened, Europe turns on the Premier League Bully Boys

    Like the Headmaster at a School, FIFA are now rounding up the bullies of the football world and taking them to task... Manchester City the latest club to be investigated for illegal transfer activity. When Lens were succesful in their pursuit of a just punishment for Chelsea FC over the Gael...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. BoyWonder2

    Can City crash the top four?

    Now the Premiership is under way, and the transfer window is shut until January, do we think Man City can break into the top four this season? They have started extremely well so far, not yet conceded a goal and won every game so far. On paper they have one of the best starting line ups in the...
  9. Davros

    Footballers Live's ... Facebook style

    Footballers life on facebook ----------------------------- Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in? Gareth Barry likes this ------------------------------ Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request...
    • Davros
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    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. GBJ

    Will Ferrell's best lines....

    Will Ferrell is a comic genius. This is fact not opinion. Here are some of his best film quoutes. feel free to add to it.... Blades of Glory; WF plays Chazz Michael Michaels Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot! Chazz: Not for people who live in...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Tevez - The Big Girl

    Heroes can be hard to find in modern football. It's difficult to feel any connection to a teenage millionaire when he signs a contract large enough to fund a hospital wing before he's even scored his 20th Premier League goal. It's impossible to respect a man who passionately expresses his desire...
  12. Slipperduke

    Garry Cook's Gamble

    I don't want to appear rude or patronising, but something has been bothering me for a while now and I need to get it off my chest. Does Manchester City's chief executive Garry Cook actually understand how football works? I only ask because the evidence is really starting to pile up now. He...
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    Bruno

    Played this through at work tonight, and it is brilliant. Laughs all the way through, and more cringe-worthy moments than Borat. Nice and short too, at 86 ish minutes in duration, so it doesn't drag at all. One prize moment was Bruno telling a terrorist leader in the Middle East that his 'King...
  14. BLUEBLOOD

    Not sure the pictures will transfer ...

    Department of Transportation Vehicle Texas DOT Vehicle stopped by an alert DPS Trooper on highway I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin, TX The Mexicans cloned a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs...! I wonder how long they got...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Slipperduke

    Flakey Brazil Squeeze Through

    Brazil 1-0 South Africa Alves 88 If Brazil are to hold out any hope of victory in South Africa next summer, under-pressure boss Dunga needs to get to the bottom of the mystifying split-personality syndrome that haunts his team. Emphatic, energetic and effervescent against Italy and the USA...
  16. BalmainShrimper

    Cycling: The Race Across America (RAAM)

    Hi all for anyone into cycling (or anyone into amazing feats of human endurance), The Race Across America started this week. RAAM is a non-stop 3000 mile race from San Diego to Annapolis. It is regarded as the world's toughest physical endurance event. Forget the Tour de France, this is a...
  17. Slipperduke

    Spain Pacify Iraqi Resistance

    Spain 1-0 Iraq Villa 55 The trouble with winning well is that it never goes unnoticed. For every barnstorming 5-0 victory, resplendent with glorious passing and breathtaking goals, there's always a coach out there somewhere who watches it and thinks, 'that's not going to happen to me.' More...
  18. Slipperduke

    Dear Andorra

    Now, on the off chance that someone from Andorra is holidaying in Singapore and is reading this article, let me make it clear that I have nothing against your country. I've never met an Andorran, which is hardly surprising as I believe there are only about 30 of you in existence, but I'm sure...
  19. maninasuitcase

    Roscoe D'Sane

    D'Sane has been released by Torquay after their play-off promotion success. D'Sane scored 12 times in 54 appearances for the gulls.
  20. Slipperduke

    Brazil Are Crap

    Ecuador 1-1 Brazil Noboa, 89 Baptista, 73 One of the eternal joys of watching South American football is the sight of those famous yellow shirts buzzing around the pitch, flicking the ball to one another as if 30 yard first time passes were the easiest thing in the world. They play as...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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