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  1. Cup Competition

    7 Groups, Top 2 will go through, the 2 best 3rd placed will go through aswell. Its just like the league (make a few bets) but you get £100 for each game and the person who makes the most profit in the head-to-head earns the 3 points. e.g. Game 1 Person A vs Person B Person A gets £15 Profit...

  2. Five Star Pac Man Reigns Supreme.

    If ever there was any doubt regarding Manny Pacquiao's claim to the pound-for-pound crown, it was swept away with a simply stunning performance last night. The Phillipino, dubbed Pac Man, stormed to a win over the supremely talented Miguel Cotto and, in doing so, claimed his fifth world title...

  3. Hayemaker Fires His Warning Shots

    With his majority decision victory over Nikolai Valuev, David Haye duly delivered what he had promised, a shock to the system of the heavy weight division and a special warning shot to the Brothers Klitschko. He's cleaning this division of the rubbish that has populated it of late, and the...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Stephen Gateley dies

    Boyzone's Stephen Gateley is reported as having died "tragically" whilst on holiday in Majorca with his partner. He was only 33. I'm quite sure there will be some inappropriate and unsavoury comments and jokes doing the rounds very soon, but come on, 33? He'd barely begun to live. God...

  5. Mayweather Dismantles Marquez, Clears path for Monumental Showdown

    Some might have suggested that, after a 22 month absence from the ring, there'd be a certain element of rust around Floyd Mayweather. Not after this performance. "Money" Mayweather, as he prefers to be called these days, looked every bit as deadly as the man who took Ricky Hatton to pieces in...

  6. Tiger Toils While the Underdog Boils

    Two weeks after Tiger Woods' misery at Hazeltine, He was rocked again at The Barclays by the most unlikely of contenders, 124 Seed Heath Slocum. Sergio Garcia took an early lead after the first round, yet characteristically threw it all away by shooting a 75 the very next day. After this, the...

  7. The Mark of a ChampiYong

    Ok, Ok, I know this is late... But I was on my travels while this happened. While your reading this, there's no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods is on a golf course somewhere, meticulously tinkering away with his swing and clubs, trying to identify just what went wrong at Hazeltine. After...
  8. GBJ

    Snatch Wars

    After all the 'Snatch jokes' on the cuckoo farm thread, i thought it was the right time to post this up... ( Not sure if it's been posted on here before, but i do know it's been doing the rounds for a while) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
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  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Keep an eye on your Wii !!!!.

    Apologies if this has done the rounds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUE5NIQ8jE

  10. Newcastle Suffer the Greatest Loss

    Newcastle United have no manager, an owner that doesn't want them, a vastly inflated wage bill and a squad on the verge of mutiny, yet that was all put into perspective this morning with the news that Sir Bobby Robson passed away. He was 76. A true icon of the game, his playing success was...

  11. Amir Khan? He Can

    TEN months on from his devastating first round knock out at the hands of Breidis Prescott, the so called "Boy who would be King" Amir Khan claimed his crown. In front of a packed MEN Arena, Khan produced the maturest display of his career in disposing of the canny German-based Ukrainian Andreas...
  12. Sherif H

    Speedway World Cup

    Afternoon all, A quick reminder for any speedway fans otu there that the Speedway World Cup is upon us....simply put, this is made up of two qualifying rounds, with the two winners heading straight for the final, and the 2nd and 3rd placed teams heading for a four-team play-off to decide the...
  13. Ron Manager

    Friday Joke

    A postman who has been doing the same round his whole working life goes into work on his last day before retiring. On his rounds he delivers to a house where the same people have lived for 20-odd years. As he walks up the path the lady of the house comes out and asks him to come in for a moment...
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    • bedroom dresses lived postman proceeds rounds soup
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
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    • ban beef begging bottles convince dts eventful gentlemen gest heres ish isnt kiss literally mortgage pres prime pulled qui rack rounds sarah saucy shared shenfield similar vince
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Napster

    Battle of the English Heroes - Draw/Discussion

    General discussion here - and first round draw below - 2 rounds a day except weekends and bank holidays Today, two strong rounds: True Blue - Mike Reid v Old Blue Lady - Boudica roots maul - Sir Edward William Elgar, 1st Baronet, OM, GCVO v pickled seal - Saint Alban Then, going through the...
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    • admiral alba clement cyril darwin earl isaac moore rounds savile vince yarmouth
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Table The Final Table

    Well there we have it, after 55 grulling rounds we have a new champion .. many many congratulations to canveyshrimper, who will receive the trophy at the start of next season Hats off to Harry :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 305 canveyshrimper 301 DoDtS 292 Ozzer 292 The Big Shrimp 274...
  17. Jedi Shrimper

    15 Albums

    Following the musical theme of late, apparently this is doing the rounds on Facebook. What are 15 albums that have had the most influence on you? They could have changed the way you looked at music or life. Compilations, soundtracks, live albums, studio albums anything goes.
  18. ldnfatso

    Chicago Maths Test

    Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...
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    • anto bmw ceo cos cps crack crib money mph pain rounds schools snake stealing support test upside
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. South Bucks Shrimper

    The Headache Virus

    I have been suffering with a headache, sort of round the back of my head, for over a week. Painkillers are not really helping. I have now become aware of at least 6 people complaining of the same thing. Is there a "Headache virus" doing the rounds? Anyone on here suffering from it?

  20. Paul Terry

    There is a rumour doing the rounds on our forum, that you are going to be signing him in January. I sincerely hope this is the case.
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