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  1. South Bank Hank

    Easy! Easy! Easy!

    Can I suggest the following items for a match-day "kit": Pack of sweets, healthy supply of bottle-lids (one to replace the one they take off of the bottles and several for throwing simply to prove the point) and a supply of rope to tie down the arms of any idiots in the near vicinity...

  2. Trafalgar

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his duty...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • abolished admiral adverts ban barrier compensation crow didn diversity ell frenchman gender kiss limb menu multicultural officer refuse religious rope signal steel visual wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Grounds you've seen the Shrimpers at...

    I was thinking the other day about how close I am getting to becoming a member of the 92 club. It seems I've been rather scuppered by thoughtless chairmen moving their clubs to new grounds in recent years however. I expect some of you can add some wierd and wonderful outposts and memories...

  4. Quality signings

    Why or how is it that other clubs in this league are able to attract real quality players and we cant? Is down to tilly not being a big star (ie) Tony Adams. Is it that uncle Ron is reluctant to spend any money ? Or is it that the club believe that we can achieve promotion with the players we...
    • tommytwoholes
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    • attract blues league money prolific rope tilly
    • Replies: 78
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. riddle

    A 13 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 7 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
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